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thighhighs: You’ve probably never heard of Jackie Ormes and that’s a goddamn tragedy. But it’s not surprising—there is no “Jackie Ormes Omnibus" available on Amazon.com, no “Collected Patty-Jo ‘n’ Ginger,“ no “Essential Torchy
irobness: Missing you I look down at my phone & all I get from you is no texts, no missed call & no voicemail. I miss the days where you’d surprise me with both good morning and good night texts, you’d leave me voicemails saying good night
i-need-that-seat: iapollogise: I love pirates because they have no concept on albeism. oh you have no leg? here have a peg leg. no hand?? well guess we gotta put a hook on that, give those sons of bitches a surprise. Blind in one eye, put an eyepatch
almost-athena: lowpapi: roachild: stayingwoke: sheholdsyoucaptivated: bloodycrowofcainhurst: no: Nah I’m done Is this real Are you fucking serious Y’all surprised? This shouldn’t be a surprise. This is protocol in any high profile case.
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theladythorki: nyan-cats-daughter: loveloree: that would be the best surprise ever omg :OOOOO no but what if the guy who loaded the machine had just filled it with these you get a polar bear and it’s a nice surprise and you put the change in for
faggotwbu: queenhbu: erectinq: can i look like this same please im surprised theres no captions calling her a slut bc shes in her underwear like rly surprised
iapollogise: I love pirates because they have no concept on albeism. oh you have no leg? here have a peg leg. no hand?? well guess we gotta put a hook on that, give those sons of bitches a surprise. Blind in one eye, put an eyepatch on no one fucking
Lol so we were watching a video in class today of a black congressman talk about his Muslim faith and a white girl just piped up “wow he’s very well spoken” NO SHIT BITCH HES A FUCKING CONGRESSMAN. Surprise surprise, black people
0h-my-deer: gummygomamon: nebula-cnidaria: unseeliequeen: tawnks: gifak-net: Wisconsin White Deer Surprised by his own Antlers Shedding aw hell no Deer, although graceful and lovely, are fucking morons. Who among us isn’t surprised when a
i-need-that-seat: iapollogise: I love pirates because they have no concept on ableism. oh you have no leg? here have a peg leg. no hand?? well guess we gotta put a hook on that, give those sons of bitches a surprise. Blind in one eye, put an eyepatch
pattilahell: evoria-chill: brownglucose: keepingupwithkekepalmer: curiouscaseofshe: SURPRISE! 🙈🙊 Oh no. I wasn’t ready! lmao LMAO OMG KeKe!!! Surprise motherfucker This is so great
theparadoxmachine: gummygomamon: nebula-cnidaria: unseeliequeen: tawnks: gifak-net: Wisconsin White Deer Surprised by his own Antlers Shedding aw hell no Deer, although graceful and lovely, are fucking morons. Who among us isn’t surprised
bonermakers: No way would you see this guy on the street and imagine that MASSIVE cock would be in his khakis. Surprise, surprise.
yunisverse: at some point we need to stop being surprised that no one else is surprised bc this is just the lives they lead, man
sexhazeandrollerblades: theladythorki: nyan-cats-daughter: loveloree: that would be the best surprise ever omg :OOOOO no but what if the guy who loaded the machine had just filled it with these you get a polar bear and it’s a nice surprise and
foxyaracely: theladythorki: nyan-cats-daughter: loveloree: that would be the best surprise ever omg :OOOOO no but what if the guy who loaded the machine had just filled it with these you get a polar bear and it’s a nice surprise and you put the
chavonner: popshanson: when brit told me she had a surprise for me, i had no idea. Nice makeup job What a nice surprise.
itsallgoodtogo: Wow! When my mom and sister told me they were taking out to dinner for my birthday and that they had a a special surprise for me, I had no idea that the surprise was a public titty flash from both of them. I could tell that every guy
gummygomamon: nebula-cnidaria: unseeliequeen: tawnks: gifak-net: Wisconsin White Deer Surprised by his own Antlers Shedding aw hell no Deer, although graceful and lovely, are fucking morons. Who among us isn’t surprised when a part of our
theburninglotus: It’s summer. It’s pretty much the weekend. I’m gonna cool off. Maybe sit in the sun for a bit.This is my Wicked Weasel bikini. I know you’re surprised that it goes sheer when it gets wet. Surprising, no?
nebula-cnidaria: unseeliequeen: tawnks: gifak-net: Wisconsin White Deer Surprised by his own Antlers Shedding aw hell no Deer, although graceful and lovely, are fucking morons. Who among us isn’t surprised when a part of our head flies off
sexy-hotgirls-bimbos: Dylan Ryder Dangling from the spiral stair case she pulls down her top flashing the camera, hikes up the skirt and surprise surprise… no panties! How long can you stay at the edge before exploding?
Had a really sweet customer…who was also hella fucking weird. Surprise, surprise! She also asked me if I had a bf and when I said no, she replied, “Good, you don’t need one.” Can’t say I disagree with her.
mula: theladythorki: nyan-cats-daughter: loveloree: that would be the best surprise ever omg :OOOOO no but what if the guy who loaded the machine had just filled it with these you get a polar bear and it’s a nice surprise and you put the change
