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The concert was very fun! Turns out I do know quite a few songs by the English Beat, I just never knew those were their songs. So that was a nice surprise. It went way later than we thought, though, (I only just got home) so I’m dead tired.
kasukasukasumisty: It looks like embedding Gems into items prevents them from projecting their bodies. From what Lapis expressed, it seems like it’s disgraceful for a Gem trapped (no surprise really) and might’ve been a punishment. Or a prevention
cat-harman92: It’s no surprise that I love Sardonyx’s design. It very much made me think of the musical Chicago (hence the “All that Jazz” line). But omg this Steven Bomb is already going to be the death of me.
artemispanthar: artemispanthar: I was trying to think up a good fake horror movie title (for a fic I’m writing) and I’m genuinely surprised “Helltel” isn’t a real horror movie title yet HelltelHelltel II: Revenge of the BellboyHelltel III:
bearlyfunctioning: Comic #301: Burnout - Website links: Here! I always do my best work when challenged by myself rather than others. So no surprise that my burnout is getting worse. People who gently suggest I take a break, I love you, but this is
pinkmeth4: sexcontrol:hardexp0sure:BBC Whore Blanche Latriece Thompson aka louisianachickSomebody say Louisiana….Welcome from now on your my whore understood… Good Her tramp stamp says SLUT…no surprise KIK me submissions to SEEKSMILFS of pics
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donkeydickjess: captaindjwsgts: Well They never cared about black people or women either so no surprise there
arkanoegofa: His pants were torn apart, no surprise with that to be honest …
rossalupus: Bloody hell, human/horsecock is not as common as i thought, Its no surprise that Dmitry is the best contender though, that kid loves Giant dicks
boobgrowth: Lucie Wilde massages her breasts with oil very often - it’s no surprise that they have grown so huge and plump! Message me to learn more about Natural Breast Enhancement (NBE)
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i-just-need-to-let-it-be-and-rp: Orion smiled triumphantly knowing he’d get a real answer, patiently waiting for what Havoc had to say. He was a bit surprised at what he said, smirking and nodding. “Yes it does.” He put his bottle down
justcarbonbased: Him: My erect cock is thicker than this tv. Me: Yep. Him: That’s modern technology for ya. Yes, sometimes I even surprise myself with the shit that comes out my mouth.
I’m pretty sure that apart from being smaller, my parent’s new apartment is nicer than our house was. I’m pleasantly surprised.
thatotherenglishguy: cherubesque: surprisinglysubmissive: cherubesque: i’ve been told i give great tit wanks 😇 tumblr | instagram | snapchat | private snapchat & blog That is no surprise. 😋😋😋 Gosh frickin damn
the-hetaera: millythehippie: therainbowgorilla: epiclifetodeath: therainbowgorilla: politicalsexkitten: This isn’t The Onion Oh my god There is literally no surprise here And yet this is such gold to me Ok but God It got worse holy shit Oh
wrestlingisbest: No surprise, @Imar165 is the top seed at 165!
actually everyone makes me upset so that’s no surprise
yip-yip-yip-yip-yip-yip-yip: “It’s difficult to believe that it has been nearly 18 years. I’m sure this letter comes as quite a surprise, but I must ask for your help.”
scarlet-rhodes: So, uh, what’s good in this cafeteria? They have really good home made soup, surprisingly.
mypsilon: Oh, gawd! ChouChou… No surprise you are Kishi’s favourite. Can we pleasetake a momentto appreciate this wonderful friendship between these girls?
boobgrowth: As Hooters’ success rose, they became more and more selective in their hiring process. They had so many applicants, that they had to set a cutoff boob size of J cup. To no surprise, women began enhancing their busts to massive proportions
nofrillsretro: Eric Stanton Cover Art Twisted, Richard Allen Wicked women wearing opera gloves and knee-high boots, no surprise in a Stanton cover.
odditiesoflife: Why Do We Fear Clowns? Anyone who has read Stephen King’s It would probably never choose to decorate a children’s ward with clowns. And it probably comes as no surprise to horror fans that a University of Sheffield study of 250 children
a-mei-zing-nsfw: thereblogfunhouse: Bastion with the play of the game no surprise. Shout out to all the Bastions
areaorion: Sample372Z0112 Hungarian fitness model & figure competitor Noemi Olah is one of the most beautiful women on the planet. No surprise she was also crowned Miss Hungary. Be careful though, this beauty queen can kick your ass, especially
boobiegreed: No surprise, the gym girl makes a few bucks working as a bartender wish she worked on the dairy farm by me huge pics of bigger tits lush,mmmmm,xxxxx.
apocalypse-garden-city: nybg: Ginkgoes being the hardy and stubborn fossils of the botanical world that they are (they’re easily recognizable even when compared to their 170-million-year-old ancestors), it comes as no surprise that this specimen at
sexy-uredoinitright: My Tumblr Crushes:imfindingbeautyinthedissonance savingu tlcrmt tmedia hornyeva twobottlesofwhisky quietcharms neverbeenspanked trilithbaby No surprises here, if you like my blog you have to follow these guys…. aww thank you
junjoupurelove: MOON PRIDE, ANATA NO, CHIKARA NI NARITAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
YOUR TASTE IN MUSIC CAN SAY A LOT ABOUT YOU. PUT YOUR IPOD ON SHUFFLE AND LIST THE FIRST 10 SONGS. NO SKIPPING. ifuudoudou - shuzu love should go on - shinee hello - shinee your grandpa is the most abnormal - goatbed サンドッグハニームーン
phoneticmeow:Wore a flower crown to work at an elementary school and to no surprise, all the little girls wanted to try it on and be a princess of the forest. One boy gets a turn to try it on and I tell him how he looks like a prince of the forest and
tfw ur backed up into a corner by 3 enemy squids and fuck u think the 4th guy grabbed the rainmaker u spent 5 years trying to burst the shield to and ur bubbler is running out and ur teammates are no where to be found wtf guys i’m dying pls help
catsbeaversandducks: Owl Cafe: Because Owls are Flying Cats Japan is known for it’s crazy, kooky fads. The social trends there cover almost any kind of interest (and any subset of that interest). So it’s no surprise that after making gaming cafes,
roboluvsunicorn: 4 Another years old prompt - this one from nijibug asking what my favorite Gintama character is. No surprise it’s Shinsengumi voiced by one of my fav seiyuu. For me, Gintama is a series of prolonged ass and toilet jokes occasionally
chizukurowassan: Jenny Holzer: Abuse of Power Comes as No Surprise - c.1984
abchannahxyz:No surprise, we knew it wouldn’t be long before I get naked again & turn back into a forest nymph. Shooting this while people on their bikes went flying by was pure magic. 📸 IG: @prestonburroughs
yorkeos: Radiohead No Surprises OK Computer, 1997
whatbustsmynut: Gags are huge for me. Always were. And bandanas, too. So its no surprise that my favorite way to gag a guy nice and effective is using 3, or 4, or 5 bandanas. But…still….there is something hot about a guy ball gagged…with the RIGHT
allwomenarebeautifulblog: If you find the occasional hair in your sandwich it’s no surprise.
sancophaleague: Richard Sherman does it again! This time he wrote an article coming to the defense of former Philadelphia Eagles receiver Desean Jackson. If you haven’t heard Desean was recently released from the Philadelphia Eagles for allegedly having
i-sucked-dick-on-accident: therainbowgorilla: epiclifetodeath: therainbowgorilla: politicalsexkitten: This isn’t The Onion Oh my godThere is literally no surprise hereAnd yet this is such gold to me Ok but GodIt got worse holy shit I can’t
flyandfamousblackgirls: Please do better protecting Black girls! Good lord! No surprise that R. Kelly is back charting on Itunes. This is a fool. Have this same energy when they lock his ass up for this new tape.
ryouhas: [Translation] Matsui Jurina Interview from Mizugi Surprise 2015- First shall we talk about the preliminary results?Jurina: I was 4th. Last year, Because I was 4th as well with the final tally, I strongly felt of not wanting to be stuck here
Abuse of Power Comes as No Surprise | Jenny Holzer
lagonegirl: Happens with nurses too, no surprise. Racism kills
5-ishart: It’s no surprise she won the poll on my Patreon. xD [ Patreon ★ Commission Info ★ Twitter ]
queer-4-futa: hmmmmm… surely it’s no surprise that her daughter has a dick…
agentlemanandasavage: savagepumpkin: You’ve agreed to the arrangement, so it’s no surprise when he called and uttered the secret word. You quickly undressed and assumed the position. He came to you and took you hard and fast. Pounding and filling
lavilevi: The Gift - Happy Birthday Mikasa! Levi surprises Mikasa by hiding in her cake since he’s small enough to fit. He actually considers birthdays a big deal because it means you managed to survive another year.
terracannon876: laurasnake: captainsteacup: kikisuke: Finally Isayama revealed the reason of Levi’s strange way to hold teacups(and i think that’s also the reason why he’s clean-freak).awww it’s surprisingly cute episode XD Anyone wanna translate?
fyenale: Apparently there was an event called MBS Anime Fes today and SnK was one of the anime featured there. Eren and Mikasa’s voice actor came (Kaji Yuki and Ishikawa Yui) and some surprise guest like Levi’s voice actor (Kamiya Hiroshi) and Revo.
Jo Dal Hwan: “Kim Jaejoong seems like he came out from a manga, so I was very surprised, his eyes are very big. I thought…is he a human?” (Via JYJ3) This is literally my favorite moment/quote right now, lmao.
momtaku: lilliphus: can we talk about this I want to talk about this I’m really glad he’s turning out to actually be a decent guy. With the way he was talking about his sister, I wouldn’t be surprised to learn that the baby was Levi. If the Ackerman
memosfromlevi: fuku-shuu: momtaku: lilliphus: can we talk about this I want to talk about this I’m really glad he’s turning out to actually be a decent guy. With the way he was talking about his sister, I wouldn’t be surprised to learn that