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just-shower-thoughts: It’s uncool to be a virgin, but cool to give no fucks.
chessys: u cant cure sadnesses with a shower but honestly there is no purer place to suffer
just-shower-thoughts: [NSFW] There is a difference between being a dick and being a pussy but there is no difference between being a dick and being a cunt
just-shower-thoughts: The woman I am most likely interested in isn’t at bars or meetup, but at home watching Netflix, and there’s no way I’ll ever meet her.
just-shower-thoughts: The best part about never lying is that every now and then you can lie and no one suspects you.
just-shower-thoughts: 2017 is the last year anyone born in the 90s will be under 18. After this, there will be no more 90s kids.
just-shower-thoughts: When buying a snack I purposely get something no one else likes so I can eat in peace
just-shower-thoughts: The 60’s, 70’s, 80’s, and 90’s seem to have all separate, unique personalities, but these last 17 years seem to just be one big chunk of time that has no significant meaning.
just-shower-thoughts: I’ve used toothpaste that will ‘whiten my teeth in 6 weeks’ for 15 year and my teeth are no whiter
just-shower-thoughts: I love talking to small children. No adult is ever going to ask me what my 3rd favorite dinosaur is.
just-shower-thoughts: If you’ve never rewound a cassette tape with your finger, you have no right to complain about buffering.
just-shower-thoughts: Today is the last day of 2017. Everyone born in the 1990’s are now adults, there are no more 90’s kids.
just-shower-thoughts: As evil as Satan is, you’ve got to admit that he is excellent at keeping his promises. There is no tale of a deal with the devil in which he breaches the contract.
just-shower-thoughts: Not having Robert Downey Jr. say “No Shit Sherlock” to Benedict Cumberbatch is a missed opportunity
just-shower-thoughts: There is always that one innocent spoon at your home that you just dislike for no reason.
just-shower-thoughts: Because our nose adapts to new smells quickly it is possible that the earth has a really extrem smell and no one has noticed it.
ohdickins: littl-ebird: laviesanspeur: lightly-living: iam-livingdeadgirl: nevvzealand: one time when i was younger i had some of that no tears shampoo and i wanted to see if it was legit so when i was in the shower i squirted it into my eye and
iamonlyokay: My wife decided to take a shower before bed. As the water turned on in the master bath my bedroom door opened to reveal our daughter wearing nothing but panties. She wasted no time walking over to me sitting naked on the side of the bed
hubbyofachubby: prettybabybunnyy: A little pre-shower tease 💕 you have no idea what awaits you 💋 Buttocks that deserve to have a face underneath them.
depraved-fantasies: I asked him to take his clothes off and to step in the shower with me. He said, “you know I”m happily married, right?” But he didn’t say “no”.
elmendwarf: just-shower-thoughts: If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror-movie. After a while it won’t feel like you are alone anymore. that is fucking terrifying no
calboner: Shower stroke, no. 1 of 3 (video, 2015). See all my self-photos (and some videos) at Calboner.
formergoodgirl: just-shower-thoughts: The bigger your shoes the bigger your dick, the bigger your car the smaller your dick. No wonder people are so afraid of clowns. 😂😂😂😂
charalanahzard: possessedcreampuff: thefaultinourchickennuggets: just-shower-thoughts: In just a little over 4 years, “30 years ago” will mean the 90s. Fuck NO
spones-in-my-bones: mybeautifulhorizon: just-shower-thoughts: There’s no way that EVERYBODY was Kung Fu fighting. You probably couldn’t tell, cause they were fast as lightning. Honestly, that thought is a little bit frightening.
pipistrellus: just-shower-thoughts:Thanks to all of the radio signals and noise that the human race is making; to an outside observer, the earth is sprinting around the sun, screaming.#no wonder the aliens don’t want to talk to us
just-shower-thoughts: I’ve been using AdBlock for more than five years; I have no idea what the internet actually looks like.
chlorogirl: just-shower-thoughts: If AXE is so confident their products will help you get girls, they should package condoms along with them. No, but I was actually thinking about this, and I’ve found some problems. As with most combo package type
If I don’t get in the shower now, I’m gonna end up falling asleep in the bathroom, and then there’s be no steak-&-ale pie or Carling for anyone…
toursuits: in honor of pride month i have created some lgbt playlists for you gays be gay, do crimes (for non-cishet shenanigans, road trips, milkshake runs, showers, and general good lgbt times) pride throwbacks (no this isn’t the same five madonna
gluey-porch-treatments: iprayinthespeech: gluey-porch-treatments: just-shower-thoughts: Cinnamon is just delicious sawdust. … No? It’s true! Cinnamon (or more commonly cassia because it’s cheaper) is the bark from trees of the Cinnamomum family.
hplessflirt: Happy NPF :) Showing off my freckles lol ~K and in the shower no less. so awesome!
again with the clothes IN the shower. have people just become lazy? i mean…seriously! okay. no, hear me out. i get it. yes, the wet look is hot. i enjoy it. HOWEVER…this is just counterproductive on so many levels. plus…oh dear gods
begmetocome: ravenouswoman:begmetocome:Well, it’s been awhile since I posted a new NPF pic, so here it is.. I’m about to go to take a hot shower.. What a perfect moment for a npf pic.. 😏 Happy No Pants Friday!! Hope you’ll have a sexy weekend!
thequeenofpussy69: No mercy in the shower!!
adriftinboston: It was a small wedding, with only family invited. I had no bridesmaids, but it certainly felt like I did. My girls threw me an impromptu bachelorette party, they gave me my own wedding blog that was like a week long bridal shower, they
your-classy-slut: Something about being the shower makes me very…. Wet. ;) no pun intended. :)
whatshermindsays: Post-shower pics with no curly hair, because that takes so long!
orgasmsandkittens: (Shower set no.2) 🚿😘💕
