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invaderotaku: kalliat: how do boys actually dry their ducks after they shower like do you just grab it in the towel and roll it between your hands like a dough snake or do you swing it around to air dry I need to know
sniffing: Showers need more specific temperature settings besides hypothermia and third degree burns
phemiec: I’m so impressed by girls who can put together a really cute outfit and do their hair and makeup really nice every single day like if I manage to shower and eat breakfast it’s a damn victory
partybarackisinthehousetonight: dear diary,day 7. it’s been a week since i ordered the Never Ending Pasta Bowl at olive garden. im so tired, i havent showered. i miss my family
drdawg: me: *acts out fake arguments in the shower just in case someone wants to start shit in the future*
just-shower-thoughts: If you believe in reincarnation then your tombstone should say “b.r.b” instead of “r.i.p”.
noisier: *showers to avoid responsibilities*
despondence: irregulartangerine: LADIES, GENTLEMEN, AND PEOPLE WHO DON’T FALL UNDER EITHER OF THOSE CATEGORIES, this is an elephant shrew. it’s adorable and i just wanted to shower you with little gifs of it because look at it. look at it’s
stupidfuckingsims: stupidfuckingsims: i have never watched toy story update: i just tried to make buzz and woody fuck in the shower and my game crashed
americanhighwayflower: the-art-of-fangirling:uptown funk is one of those songs that you hear for the first time and you’re like nice but then before you know it you’re screaming it in your car and dancing to it in the shower and incorporating its
wehaveourdragons: castiali: my favorite thing is when someone’s in the shower and you suddenly hear a distant BANG BANG BANG CRASH and you can tell they just knocked over like all of the shampoo bottles #my favourite is when you hear a deep heavy
the-art-of-fangirling:uptown funk is one of those songs that you hear for the first time and you’re like nice but then before you know it you’re screaming it in your car and dancing to it in the shower and incorporating its lyrics into your day to
hotoveralls:when you love guns n roses but you also take showers and wear deodorant
christiansghost: put oil in your hair, use that expensive lipstick you’ve been saving up for special occasions, take a hot shower with a bunch of candles, smother yourself in lovely smelling lotion, play your favorite game, go see a movie with your
eldermckinley: *wears pajamas all day* *showers at 10:30 pm* *changes into new pajamas*
just-shower-thoughts:“Fifty shades of grey” is considered a romantic story only because the guy is a billionare. If he was living in a trailer or in a shack somewhere in the woods it would be an episode of “Criminal minds”.
sannao75: just-shower-thoughts:It took me 23 years to realize that “be there or be square” is because you’re not a-round.
thehappysorceress:sizvideos:Simply Delicious Shower Thoughts with Cookie MonsterVideo - Via Siz iOS appCookie Monster dropping food truth bombs.
death-limes:just-shower-thoughts:If “womb” is pronounced “woom” and “tomb” is pronounced “toom”, shouldn’t “bomb” be pronounced “boom”? isis that a pun
just-shower-thoughts: “Would you rather crash on a friend’s couch or the freeway?” would be a good campaign slogan against drinking and driving.
just-shower-thoughts: Every time Wolverine retracts his claws after a kill, he’s pulling bloodborne pathogens directly into his body. If it weren’t for his mutant healing, he’d have full-blown AIDS by now.
sniggadoodles:self care tip: if you’re depressed or feeling down and don’t feel like leaving bed, change the sheets on your bed to nice, fresh, clean ones that smell good, and then take a shower or a bath, dress in clean pajamas, and go ahead and
just-shower-thoughts: Every time you take a breath, you are 5 minutes away from death. When you breathe again, the clock resets.
just-shower-thoughts: If you watch Godzilla backwards it’s about a dinosaur who passionately pieces a city back together before moonwalking into the sea
just-shower-thoughts: If I had an identical twin, we would move to opposite ends of the country and tell none of our new friends that we had a twin. Then when one of us dies, the other would attend the funeral and whisper “it’s your fault” to random
just-shower-thoughts: I wonder if I have ever unknowingly set off a chain of events that lead to someone’s death.
just-shower-thoughts: If Kayne’s son ever grows up and writes a song called “North” and performd it at the South by South West music festival, the headline will be “North by North West at South by South West”.
just-shower-thoughts: In 100 years Google street view will be a virtual tour of how we used to live.
just-shower-thoughts:If Hillary Clinton wins two terms as president, 16-year-olds in 2024 will have never had a white male president.
just-shower-thoughts: The seashore is a dumb place for Sally to sell seashells
tiffanarchy:just-shower-thoughts:If Hillary Clinton wins two terms as president, 16-year-olds in 2024 will have never had a white male president.But they’ll still have had a war-mongering, imperialist, long-time member of the ruling class as president,
just-shower-thoughts: If you know you have a stalker, that stalker isn’t doing a great job.
just-shower-thoughts: If I were a judge, every time someone finished speaking in court I’d yell “Well I’ll be the judge of that.”
just-shower-thoughts: What if aliens visited Earth during the Jurassic Period, found it to be occupied with a bunch of mean, giant lizards and thought “Well, fuck this planet” and never came back?
just-shower-thoughts: “False Information” spelled backwards is “false information”
just-shower-thoughts: What if fetishes are inherited genetically but none of us know because we are all too awkward and embarrased to admit them to our families.
chonga-spice:I have a lil brown bun and a new grey body suit that matches my shower curtains. Thank you putamimosa 💀
just-shower-thoughts: In the Toy Story universe, since the toys are alive that would include the sex toys too…
just-shower-thoughts: People always joke about browsing reddit all day at work, but for the people who work at buzzfeed it probably is their job.
bunnywith:disarmonia-mundi:neonjustice: When you have your period do you ever just take a shower and stand there in the water and watch all the blood go down the drain and pretend that you just survived a gang battle an it’s like a really dramatic
just-shower-thoughts: If woman only got pregnant when they orgasm, teen pregnancy wouldn’t be as much of a problem.
camo-zamboni:camo-zamboni: camo-zamboni: My roommate and his girlfriend got in the shower together and they’re… Talking about politics? I was expecting to hear “OH GOD, HARDER,” not “George Washington was entirely correct in his prediction
janemba: My kink is to be clean showered and emotionally stable & secure in myself
just-shower-thoughts: if a woman gets pregant with a boy she will be litterally growing a pair
just-shower-thoughts: Everyone who gets caught in rip-tides and dies in the ocean is technically killed by the moon.
just-shower-thoughts: If two mind readers read each other’s mind, whose mind are they reading?
just-shower-thoughts: Virginity is the one thing in the world where people actively seek someone with zero experience as if that would somehow make them more qualified for the task.
sikamikanikko: lost-in-hammerspace:just-shower-thoughts:If you replace the “W” in Where, What, and When with a “T”, you answer the question D.T. Reed
just-shower-thoughts: There are potentially thousands of days in my life that I have forgotten completely and will never recall and I’m not completely sure I’m ok with that.
just-shower-thoughts: An ultrasound is like a teaser trailer for your baby.
just-shower-thoughts: 6.9 is 69 ruined by a period
r3xtoration: just-shower-thoughts: There are only two days in your lifetime that aren’t 24 hours long This just fucked me up
just-shower-thoughts: When I was a kid I used to prioritize having a cool ringtone. Now I just keep my phone on silent…
just-shower-thoughts: Dr. Oz is like the Buzzfeed of doctors.
just-shower-thoughts: We’re likely less than a generation away from the question “Do you smoke?” being generally interpreted as marijuana rather than tobacco.
just-shower-thoughts: Thanks to the internet, I will likely die having seen more unique naked women and men than my entire line of ancestors.
just-shower-thoughts: Earth worms are like dirt submarines
just-shower-thoughts: Eminem should make a line of sunglasses and call them Slim Shadys
just-shower-thoughts: We should change LOL to NE (nose exhale) because that’s all we really do when we see something funny online.
hylianvillager: bahtmun: quietharbeats: madagayskank: seaduction: derekwhostillscaresme: sailorswayze: do you ever fake interview yourself what the hell do you think i do in the shower when i cook i have my own fucking show shut up When i go
