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just-shower-thoughts: By having sex, you are continuing your family’s oldest tradition.
unclefather: wassupstyles: What if your giving a bj in the shower and he just starts shampooing and conditioning your hair very polite
just-shower-thoughts: Two people can be born the at the exact same moment on earth, and still have different birthdays.
just-shower-thoughts: Female cockroaches should be called cuntroaches
just-shower-thoughts: In the past, the poor were skinny and the rich were fat. Now it’s the other way around.
just-shower-thoughts: I bet Chick-fil-A is open on Sunday in heaven.
just-shower-thoughts: If other people didn’t tell you how old you are, you wouldn’t know.
just-shower-thoughts: Charlie the tuna is disturbing. He’s selling you tuna and he’s a tuna.
just-shower-thoughts: Fake pockets in women’s pants should be called mockets.
just-shower-thoughts: Premature babies are really the same age as their full-term counterparts, but on paper they’re technically older.
r3xtoration: just-shower-thoughts: There are only two days in your lifetime that aren’t 24 hours long This just fucked me up
kimpossibooty:OKAY TMI WARNING I WAS IN THE SHOWER AND THE BAR OF SOAP SLIPPED AND SHOT OUT OF MY HANDS AND NAILED ME RIGHT IN THE BALLS AND I FELL OVER IN THE TUB AND COULDN’T BREATHE NEVER BELIEVE ANYONE WHO TELLS YOU MEN ARE STRONG WE ARE WEAK WEAK
snowcoveredsunflower: just-shower-thoughts: Every time you paint a room, it gets very fractionally smaller.
just-shower-thoughts: If you were able to turn invisible, you’d be blind while using your power because the light would pass right through your invisible retinas.
just-shower-thoughts: Companies like Coke and Visa will immediately cut ties with celebrities who cheat on their wives or say something hateful, but they’re hesitant when it comes to not sponsoring slave labor conditions in Qatar ahead of the World
just-shower-thoughts: Back in the 20th century, people thought of the future as a Jetson-like, happy future. Nowadays, many people imagine the future as a post-apocalyptic wasteland.
just-shower-thoughts:Whoever is controlling me sucks at this game
just-shower-thoughts: Frozen pizza should be pre-cut in case to bake just a slice
just-shower-thoughts: “Never Heard of Them” would make a great name for an indie rock band
just-shower-thoughts: In 100 years google maps will have a street view feature called “retro” that will show what towns looked like in 2015
just-shower-thoughts: Because I’m dating the identical twin of one of my coworkers, I can’t tell my friends at work how hot my date is without sexually harassing a colleague by extension.
just-shower-thoughts: In Japan, radiation creates monsters (Godzilla) and in America radiation creates superheroes
just-shower-thoughts: Depression is like when your mind and heart stop loving each other but still eat at the same dinner table together
noctissmash: megablaziken: okay but did it need lightning her name is ‘storm’ not ‘light showers with a chance of sun’
just-shower-thoughts: 7 billion people experienced this day in a different way
ziggzaggoon: imagine using this shampoo in the shower and staring at shrek’s hazel eyes as he watches you in the nude
lifewasted: you ever hear a bassline so dirty that you need to take a long shower
just-shower-thoughts: They really should make two different kinds of NSFW: one for nudity and one for gore
just-shower-thoughts: If you slap Dwayne Johnson’s ass, could you say you’ve hit rock bottom?
just-shower-thoughts: They should make condoms that turn a certain color when you stick them into some STDs
just-shower-thoughts: I wonder….once marijuana is legal….will paranoia still be a side effect….
just-shower-thoughts: Sniffing a flower is essentially taking a whiff of a plants genitals
just-shower-thoughts: Sometimes when I click a link tagged, “NSFW” or “NSFL” and they take more than a few seconds to load, I click back. I feel like that’s the internet’s way of warning to me not to look at whatever it is.
Não é atoa que "Banho de Chuveiro" em inglês é "SHOWer"
mrs-mrbizzz: 💋 Hubby walking in on us here… I loooove my new 26yro boy toy! Hubby found him for me to spoil me…and he def fucks me like he appreciates my princess ass! Fucks like a jack rabbit, makes me cum, showers me with compliments. He just
rudegyalchina: SHE CLEANED HIS NO SHOWERING ASS THE FUCK UP !#BLACKGIRLSAREMAGIC
girl-breaker: I don’t need to tell you what to do. when I’m done with your mouth and i want your ass, I’ll just grab you by your hair and use it to pick you up and shove your face into the wall. see? no thinking necessary to be a fuckdoll.
rolandthesketcher: NO SHOWER NUDE ?… I don’t care !
M: Sure F don’t say no 😋
ohohhyes: No shower experience is complete without a sudsy booty
kronakrystol: rudegyalchina: SHE CLEANED HIS NO SHOWERING ASS THE FUCK UP !#BLACKGIRLSAREMAGIC they’re golden
moon faced / shower fresh
GRUNGE NO SHOWER
muskybro: cubfucker:Nice legs and cock!!! no shower…keeping that junk musky
vodka-showers: canwe69: How the fuck can somebody not reblog this? mummy! <3 i love my mommy<3
bropunzeling: yourejustanotherversionofme: yourejustanotherversionofme: Let’s talk briefly about how gay Hallie was for tie-dye tomboy with the cool hair. Hella. THIS HAD 15 NOTES WHEN I WENT TO SHOWER AN HOUR AGO #they go back to camp the year
alliradaye: He gave me permission to edge. Of course, the permission was conditional. “Next time you piss, save it all. Then pour it over your head and chest. You may edge as it dries. Once. No showers until the morning.” Ew. Unfortunately, I wasn’t
rudegyalchina:SHE CLEANED HIS NO SHOWERING ASS THE FUCK UP !#BLACKGIRLSAREMAGIC
loverofdirtygirls: thevirginislands: choraldelight: Definitely not - please let me clean you No shower. Let me at your sweet cummy pussy. I’ll lick you clean. I love a dirty pussy ❤️
secretplaidslime: What no shower gel
Hard work results in your body being covered in sweat and grime. Don’t worry, dude, I’m sure your fag at home will be more than happy to clean you up. No shower needed.
senior-espinosa: rudegyalchina: SHE CLEANED HIS NO SHOWERING ASS THE FUCK UP !#BLACKGIRLSAREMAGIC Who is he and why wasn’t he washing his ass on the regular
