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keatonpickles: honchcrow: Reasons why im a bad friend: • i get too attached • i will complain about all my problems to you • i will snap at you by accident one day, causing you to hate me • i need to be reassured periodically CONSTANTLY that
alexsmalldickgaskarth: somthinglikethatandstuff: before I join your punk rock band my mom wants to talk to your mom aka All Time Low
foxnewsofficial: one time in class a girl asked me which hand i masturbated with and i pointed to my best friend’s hand and now that i think about it that might be why people think we’re gay
bagmilk: komaegay: bagmilk: my package still hasn’t came i give up did you try switching hands
cuntherine: i am genuinely paranoid that everyone secretly hates me and thinks i am really annoying and ugly and is pretending to be my friend and it’s all part of some big joke
that-blue-is-getting-me-high: WHEN MY FRIENDS DONT LIKE THE THINGS I LIKE BUT SHOW INTEREST BECAUSE THEY KNOW I LIKE TO TALK ABOUT IT
mynameisnipple: Boys are scary. They go from “aw, you’re adorable” to “send me butt pics & sit on my face” in 2 seconds and I can’t handle that transition
unclefather: jesuschristvevo: would you like some cream cheese on your beagle keep your cream cheese away from my dog
tangledbeast: A lycanthrope transforms in front if his friend for the first time. “Oh my god."says his friend,"You just turned into a wolf.” “Yes,"he replies "I am a were”
I look at you and it makes me wish I drove my car off that cliff
Yay for drama about to go down at my residence in T minus 1 hour 44 minutes
Things I learned yesterday: -My friend Chris is a sore loser when it comes to any type of game or competition -i reeeeeally need to quit smoking -Archers are fucking assholes - taco bell is still as nasty as ever That is all.
Updated my theme, not completely done but im too lazy to finish tweaking it :o
Oh look my brother is in jail again -_-
All my friends have these cool blogs with all these hot people pictures and deep literature and underground pop punk bands and here I am just like “gay anime and occasionally a band or two” Idk how they still follow me lol
I Changed up my theme, you guys should go check it out and tell me how it is! :P
I am literally the only one in my group o friends that’s is like love with kagerou project and it’s depressing.
Watching 14 year olds fight over if they can hate themselves or not on my dash. Yeaaaaaaah unfollow.
Gah my new schedule is killing me. I haven’t even started work and I’m ready for a nice long sleep -_-
I'm way too horny for my own good today.
I don't care if my little tirades lose me followers.
Washed all my tighty whitey cum rags.
Dropped my Follow list to 100.
I have this sudden insatiable urge to lick some hairy sweaty pits while getting literally pounded from behind. I’m too horny for my own good.
Shove my face in your sweaty crotch and force me to breathe in your musk.
Had a dream last night that I was flexible enough to lick my own asshole.
I want nothing more than to bend you over the workout bench, peel your sweaty briefs off your ass, and bury my face between your musky, ripe, hairy cheeks. I want to taste your hole at its muskiest.
What does it say about me that the first thought that comes into my head upon meeting someone attractive is either “I want to eat your ass for days” or “Pee on me” ??
bucklesup: my health teacher asked for different ways to prevent pregnancy and i said “do it in the butt” and i got extra credit because no one has ever said that before
My texts are so pretty doe
narutogermanopening: baptisms: “And the Grammy goes to…the Naruto German Opening…again…for the fifth time…” i’d like to thank my ninja clan…ninja clan…here we stand…
500daysofeffyou: SpongeBob, where’s my order? Did you look under the tray? Oh. No I didn’t, sorry.
harunou: ok my dash is dead so please reblog this post if you blog about/post: snk free! makoharu narusaku naruto bleach (i need more bleach blogs) fma noragami natsume yuujinchou anime in general
obamallamatime: Hello, Police? I accidentally stepped on my cats foot and need to be arrested
unprintable: How do people do backflips and shit? like i can’t even flip my grilled cheese without fucking up
barebackinq: burritobat: samshairisobviouslymagical: barebackinq: cumber-collectable: barebackinq: petal-winters: barebackinq: The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt
snorlaxatives: me when i see new messages in my ask
toomanyfandomssolittletime: toomanyfandomssolittletime: its really hard being a Hindu, because i wanna taste beef but i can’t because of religion. damn. wAIT WHAT mY SKIN IS WHITE??? I’M NOT INDIAN???? I’VE NOT BEEN A HINDU FOR 16 YEARS BECAUSE
the-time-goddess-of-221b: smoochlock: so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and i’m
