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starklinqs: Buzzfeed Unsolved + Text Post Memes (Pt 7/?) - Shane Madej
thas-mine: i love my disaster lesbian
postllimit: why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too
my mother is a disgrace.
tresbienbitch: my biggest enemy in any video game: full inventory
polychromaticdragon: when i got into kill la kill it was like omfg look at the animation look at the main character look at the weapons look at how cool this show is now its like o h my g od have you seen the picture of this stupid bara getting blushy
To my future wife...
Story Of My Fucking Life
jaclcfrost:“why do you like floral prints so much” because i’m not a person. secretly i’m just a mass of bees. trying to blend in with humans. unable to let go of my love of flowers
how to be my friend on tumblr
ptsdbuffy: *pushes glasses higher up nose* according to my calculations, it’s “sneme (snail meme)” and “snake meme, or sneme” because one comes from “take me to snurch (snail church)” and one comes from “snake people, or ‘sneople’“ these
fileformat: it’s 1964 I’m on a balcony smoking a really long cigarette and some lofty music is playing I drop my martini on the floor it breaks and 5 men scramble to get me a new one
countchedulaxvii: That squirrel outside my window is either asleep or dead I hope it’s asleep Naps are way cuter than death
jesuschristvevo: ur really hot ;) !!!! i say to my friend. she is sick and her fever has only been getting worse. she is going to die soon
Send me a 🎬 and I'll post a gif of something my muse wants to do to yours
Consider this an official invitation to pick up my muse
🎤 Ask my muse questions! Put them on the spot!
lord-kitschener: Me: [posts anything even vaguely possibly controversial on tumblr.com] My inbox: [shows the message sign] Me:
the44thpilot: cmnedark: led-sbian: my-patronus-is-a-computer: there’s no such thing as a stupid reason not to kill yourself. your school sells cookies on thursdays? your favorite band is coming out with a new album? you’re still saving up for
linxsay: *breaks my own heart from thinking too much*
breakcorechoirboy: squarepizza: im fucking crying my therapist has these little mamushka dolls in her office and the first one is so pretty like and then it just goes downhill from there
foulmilk: clahrify: Alan Rickman died when he was 69, David Bowie died when he was 69. Donald Trump is currently 69. Me @ God Oh my god
sarahsquarah: So this lady came in this morning and walked up to the front desk to greet us before gasping loudly and saying “I forgot my dog” She forgot to bring her dog with her To the vet
suicidalghosts: Mental illness has ruined my fucking life, don’t ever tell me that it’s a choice
warpedlamp: My favorite anime openings are the ones that contain blatant spoilers that you don’t understand until you get to them.
When someone compliments my blog
lesbiansinouterspace: Send me a Pokemon type and I’ll list my six favorite of that type
phantomrose96: phantomrose96: phantomrose96: phantomrose96: You know what’s my favorite thing? Roy Mustang’s stupid badass coat. He wears it. frigging. all the time. This fucking coat survives longer than most characters in the show. Clearly
"Stop being so -" finish it in my ask.
Send “Be still” for my muse’s reaction to yours trailing a hand up their thigh and shirt.
If you read my RP's, anonymously send me which one is your favorite and tell me why.
SEND ME 👌 IF YOUR MUSE THINKS MY MUSE HAS A NICE BUTT
Actual things I have heard ‘20-something’ people in my life say:
just-shower-thoughts: I thought the Bermuda Triangle was going to be a bigger problem in my life when I was younger
coolman229: coolman229: coolman229: coolman229: Finally my follower count has caught up with the current year Originally posted by spongepost-squareblog
tempestcaliban: faranae: blue-pixiedust: woodelf68: shipperqueen93: iwadab-me: boasamishipper: lifelovebookssex: cloningmycat: kiokushitaka: shrineart: caitatonic: sunflower-b-pondicus: flutterjedi: mixedy: my parents aren’t teaching
daisyrid: sagihairius: i hate public bathrooms for all the obvious reasons but also because one time somebody in the next stall silently reached under and untied my shoe chaotic neutral
confessionsof-a-pet-groomer: Coming back to work after being off on holiday and picking up my scissors like
sardonyxsbae: Me whenever I find anyone who ships my rare pair
jimmyneuteredtron: fangartist: can-u-not-my-wayward-son: alienaelizabeth: drunkaster: harrys so cute i want 7 its funny cause the hp fandom hijacked a post that was about harry styles Slow clap for the HP fandom
lesbolution: my hatred for rapists is unconditional. i don’t care who you are, if you rape, you have revoked your humanity and you belong in the fucking ground.
unintentional-gal-pals: Time for my bedtime story *opens up 70k+ fanfiction*
classicmeevs: *walks into bathroom talking to myself under my breath* don’t forget to pee-pee this time idiot
jaclcfrost: they may be a minor character but they are a major character in my heart
mspoffin: it fucking blows my mind when like cp10 Pokemon have the audacity to pop out of the pokeball. what the fuck. you mean nothing to me. get in the ball.
apocolypticprince: *casually reads hardcore smut in the living room surrounded by my family*
bando–grand-scamyon: hoeryinthedancery: my momma: I’m glad I ain’t raise no hoes me: LMAOOOOOOOOOOO
Send me a ‘hi’ and I will put my playlist on shuffle, write down the first line of five songs and give it to you as a poem.
keziahdelaney: When people say Rick is the strongest out of the group. yeah ok but have you seen Maggie? she witnessed everyone shes ever loved die in the most brutal ways and still in the end she stood up and was ready to fight. Maggie is my damn
iguanamouth: *accidentally opens a program that takes a while to load* *closes my eyes leans back and embraces death*
danielkanhai: whenever people talk about primal urges half the time they’re talking about something sexual, but it’s like, sometimes you just gotta climb a flight of stairs like that, you know? it’s like my body is telling me, “buddy, five thousand
Send two names and my muse will say which they’d rather kiss.
philpsheas: me the majority of the election: idk i don’t rlly like hillary that much but she’s the lesser of two evils so i guess she has my vote me today:
xiulric: tarotprose: ventivodka: zerotounfinity: rickgrimesbabyface: brooklynboobala: lavahag: beegoould: garbagefingers: road-twitch: sleighinbedgrowyourhair: what are we all stress-eating right now A rotisserie chicken with my bare hands.
@all my mutuals outside the us
Send my muse three names, and they'll have to choose who to "Marry","Fuck"or "Kill".
Send "Stay with me tonight." for my muse to spend a night with yours.
re-enlist-with-mash-4077: One year ago I woke up and found out the news that you’d left us. Not a day goes by, Wayne, that I don’t think of you and smile. Everyone has their time. But in my heart, you’re still on earth. You’re still here. You’re
team “i know you’re joking but my anxiety doesn’t”
Send “What about” and a person and my muse will say their honest feelings/thoughts about them.
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