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snorlaxatives:do you ever just get in a mood where you really fucking like apples?? i mean usually i’m just like “apples are ok” but every once in a while i’ll get a nice crunchy ass apple and my appreciation for apples will just suddenly skyrocket
sad-goddess: person: there’s something i have to tell you my anxiety: *the pink panther theme*
berryhudson: why the hell are toilets so loud?!! like i’m half asleep and then i flush and it’s like a fucking mariachi band just started playing in my house at 3 am
icameheretowinry: egalitarian-nature-blog: prideofagarbage: phantomrose96: These are just some 8am Monday morning rambling thoughts, but I think I’ve hit on an explanation for something that’s bugged me for years. My only major complaint about
Shatter my muse’s trust in yours right now.
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oreofic: gasps and sighs and groans of relief are my lifeblood…. whether they make it or not, just imagine your fave: gritting their teeth to prevent a gasp but end up moaning insteadso overwhelmed by the relief that they just sigh loudly and go into
Off my mind
jordan-reet: Jordan: My voice would probably just irritate you. I know it kinda irritates me sometimes. Anna: how can your own voice irritate you? I doubt it would irritate me.
jordan-reet: Jordan: I’m not sure, just when I talk, usually in front of groups of people I just get this nervous anxious feeling that my voice is annoying people, so then it annoys me. Anna: you are adorable. Trust me, I doubt your voice is annoying.
my computer died, i have a test tomorrow and i want to fucking die :^)
my sexuality is when the bottom is told to lift their hips up/spread their legs more and they’re super embarrassed about it but their partner can clearly tell how turned on they are and are teased about how wet they are as they hesitantly do as their
my aesthetic is iwaizumi fucking oikawa from behind, a tight grip around oikawa’s wrist as he pulls him back so oikawa is practically on his lap, riding him. the sudden change in position making oikawa’s eyes go wide as the new angle pushes iwaizumi
classyhoothoot: skatles: isn’t it upsetting that your future husband is literally alive right now but you just don’t know who he is he could be with a STUPID GIRLFRIEND GET AWAY FROM MY HUSBAND also isn’t it upsetting that your future wife is
my dad basically says your early 20’s are when you’re too young for anyone to take you seriously and you’re too old for anyone to feel sorry for you and he is 100% right
hoseokjung: the worst thing about my bias is that i’m not his
My love
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SnK 86 - Additional Spoilers
there’s going to be a time in my life where I’m going to laugh, then cry then beat myself over a pun that I made
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faetouchedinthehead: elentori-art: Streams permanently cancelled until further notice. You can thank people stealing my art from streams as the reason. I’m done dealing with it. I’ll post art when it’s finished and that’s that. Oh and let
He takes my breath away.And that’s all i ever wanted out of life.
“I wanna be YouTube famous!” *makes a video of anime scenes set to My Chemical Romance’s ‘Helena’*
My ass looks great in these jeans.
ashmieltana: my anaconda dont want none unless youre oh sehun
My husband FINALLY made Sergeant :’)I’m so happy for him, he really deserves this because he’s such an excellent soldier :’) So so proud today <3
My State Of Mind
It wont let me post my tumblr crushes so here are the links to their blogs, (if you actually care at all xD) http://evil-panda101.tumblr.com/ http://the-rightandthe-real.tumblr.com/ http://harunahikari.tumblr.com/ http://pokemon-personalities.tumblr.com/
My friends Just said that I’m like a ginger because I have no soul cuz I’m gay and black. Wut?
I can feel myself falling again. I’m not drinking to hang out with friends, i’m drinking so I don’t have to feel anything. I don’t want to be around anyone i just want to sit in my lonesome and get drunk, cut and pass out before
Another person close to me that I tried to tell but couldn’t. Kay. Ill just lay here in my pitch black room.
I hate that the tumblr app doesn’t let me publish asks to my blog. It’s kinda annoying -__-
I know I work all the fucking time, i know that it’s your birthday weekend, I know that I’m being a jealous insecure asshole and I know you have other friends but is it too much to ask for my best friend to not avoid me and let me at least try and
If someone could just be my official cuddler them that be great. Just saying.
God my back is killing me…imma just lay here and play Pokemon till i pass out
I swear to god my older brother makes me want to murder cute things. He never fails to piss me the fuck off
It seems to be that the more i go out and associate with people is directly proportional to the my feelings of frustration and wanting to become a hermit and stay at home and never leave.
I need to go the eff to sleep so my stupid brain doesn’t ruin this
Yay system update for my phone. Lets see what’s new
As tired as I am I should be sleeping but alas, my brain does not agree
Well on another note, I had a date today and we went and saw frozen and it was perfect. and I’m pretty sure that he’s probably the sweetest guy cuz he paid for it and stuff and yea, good day overall :) well other than my cold coming back
hagane-kokoro: resolutions for 2014 be hella gay take no one’s shit crush mens hearts with my highheels
salma: “i haven’t eaten anything since last year” “i remember 2013 like it was yesterday” “i think i’m pregnant! haven’t gotten my period since last year”
Put "Notice me damn it" In my ask if I am your senpai
: GIVE ME A TITLE IN MY ASKBOX QUEEN/KING OF _____??? PRINCESS/PRINCE OF _____??? EMPRESS/EMPEROR OF _____???
True/False game. Make an assumption about me in my ask and I’ll tell you if its true or false. Go.
japan-o-phile: perks of having a boyfriend u can steal their clothes they have 2 give u their fries they look cute when they sleep if ur sick they still have 2 kiss u and then u can get them sick hell yeah free food hand on my butt
mokou: if you follow me on tumblr and like my posts a lot i probably have fondly memorized your username and consider you a pal
apricockjam: MY FRIEND WAS ADDING RANDOM PEOPLE ON FACEBOOK AND HE ADDED THIS ONE GIRL AND THEY STARTED CHATTING AND THEY FOUND OUT THEY WERE NEIGHBOURS HE MET HIS NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOUR THROUGH FACEBOOK IM CRYING
melonami: my friend asked me to draw her wally so of course i stuck good ol’ dick in there ヽ( ´¬`)ノ
genderbells: i was cuddling this guy once n he had his head on my chest n just whispered “what did you just think about?” and i went “netflix” becus i was thinkin about netflix and he just went “oh. your heart sped up and i… ok”
corenevipera: fovelshucker: TODAY MY CHEMISTRY TEACHER BURNED A DOLLAR IN FRONT OF US BUT HE FORGOT TO TELL US THAT THE DOLLAR WOULDNT BURN ONLY THE ALCOHOL WOULD SO HE TOOK OUT A 100 DOLLAR BILL AND SOAKED IT IN ALCOHOL AND WERE LIKE “WHAT ARE YOU
kanyewesticle: kanye-westicle: mom : how do you know them ? me : they use to go to my school. your url is like the walmart version of mine
If you kiss my neck, I'm not responsible for what happens next.
sheepinthewolves: So I’m out of beer and I told my dad that. He said that’s good you drink too much anyway. :( I want to drink more.
asphyxion: when my dog had surgery he cried a lot the first night, but he’d stop when i laid down beside him. so i crawled into his cage with him so he’d stop crying and pet him until he fell asleep. i fell asleep with him and when i woke up, that
florelgreen: you’re really cute and its ruining my life because i think about kissing you all the time
coolbloqqer: last year this kid had some water damage on this math textbook and when he turned it in at the end of the year the teacher asked him how it had gotten it wet and he looked her straight in the eye and said “from my tears”
keatonpickles: honchcrow: Reasons why im a bad friend: • i get too attached • i will complain about all my problems to you • i will snap at you by accident one day, causing you to hate me • i need to be reassured periodically CONSTANTLY that
