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whattheyweredoing: While looking through old family albums with her parents that afternoon, Kelly’s parents laughed at the old baby pictures of Kelly in the bathtub. Those pictures gave Kelly an idea. Later she had asked her Dad if he wanted a “Now"
enseisong: “my parents were normal, did what most parents would do, they made it worse” - Constantine (2005) I have always love that quote from Constantine, where I also hope that one sentence is enough for everyone to understand how little
waht-iz-lyfe: sassking-trevor: cassbones: lesbe-nerdy: chanellecassidy: saber-chan: My parents aren’t home You know what that means *sits in the living room instead of sealing myself away in my room* this is too accurate *parents close the
sashayed: jesselaceypanties: Hansome a story my parents like to tell about me is that once, when i was about 4, we were up in maine and i wandered out to the porch and said happily, “there’s a dog in the grocery store.”“what?” said my parents.“dog,”
bands-and-sherloki: colfr: so my parents just came home from the shops and told me that they got a new toilet seat Yes those are dolphins and shells. But wait until you open the fucking thing Oh yes my parents bought a LIGHT UP TOILET SEAT I am so
I don’t get how a lot of kids curse at their parents like what the hell. And strangely it’s white kids most of the time. If I said any curse word or whatever to my parents they’d kick my ass until I had no idea what said curse word meant
tf2crazy: advils: plantie: nosdrinker: advils: Looking in my parents closet I’m going to throw up this is hell Whaaaat, parents have a sexual life? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooo … seriously, grow up please. if accepting the fact that my mom uses nipple
ammit420: macguyber: ammit420: *white highschooler voice* im just honest w/ my parents about my drinking and smoking and they respect that. forreal dude you should just tell your parents straight up what you’re doing and theyll appreciate it :)
princessbindi: I used to be really embarrassed when my parents would mess up their English but as I got older I realized my parents know Malayalam, Hindi, Tamil, AND English. They’re way smarter than I am. So I started to chill. Somebody start talking
Juliet met Mr. Crude as he drove up to her parents’ house. Smiling as he got out she said, “I really appreciate your coming all the way out here to let me perform my special project! Since my parents are gone for the weekend, if you want to
incestsecret: My big brother always lets me do stuff that our parents won’t. He was the first one to give me alcohol and let me smoke a cigarette with his high school friends. Tonight my parents went out to dinner and he told me that he wanted to teach
weteevee:parents when they can’t get a hold of you: “i called TWICE AND YOU DIDN’T PICK UP” me when i can’t get a hold of my parents: “I BROKE MY LEG. I CALLED UR CELL 11 TIMES, UR WORK PHONE 7 TIMES, AND SENT YOU 23 TEXTS, AND NO RESPONSE”
weteevee: parents when they can’t get a hold of you: “i called TWICE AND YOU DIDN’T PICK UP” me when i can’t get a hold of my parents: “I BROKE MY LEG. I CALLED UR CELL 11 TIMES, UR WORK PHONE 7 TIMES, AND SENT YOU 23 TEXTS, AND NO RESPONSE”
lordbape: eternallyforeverburninginmymind: lordbape: why do rich people always start crying when people say they’re rich or are critical of their privilege and say “my parents work REALLY hard, my parents work SO hard for everything we have”
gasoline: WOW WHAT A SHIT CHRISTMAS. I SPECIFICALLY TOLD MY PARENTS A WHITE IPHONE 5S AND THEY GET ME THIS PIECE OF SHIT. I FUCKING HATE MY PARENTS SO MUCH! I JUST WANT TO THROW THIS PHONE AT A WALL I HATE THEM!
old-school-shit: blasianxbri: vergible-woods: rudegyalchina: godsdopecreation: eyerollgoddess: My mom used to do this all the time lol omfg JAMAICAN PARENTS BRUH !!! that no was so subtle lol “Oh okay… No” my parents do this for everything
featheredschist: thatlittleegyptologist: So tonight I joined my parents, and the neighbours, at the local pub quiz. We won, and won the bonus round, much to the annoyance of the other teams. Apparently my parents and their friends win every other week.
lanadelreygun: christmascockies: I didn’t get a private jet for christmas wtf I hate my parents I didn’t get a yacht for Christmas , omg my parents are such jerks
cassbones: lesbe-nerdy: chanellecassidy: saber-chan: My parents aren’t home You know what that means *sits in the living room instead of sealing myself away in my room* this is too accurate *parents close the door*, *emerges slowly from room
sassking-trevor: cassbones: lesbe-nerdy: chanellecassidy: saber-chan: My parents aren’t home You know what that means *sits in the living room instead of sealing myself away in my room* this is too accurate *parents close the door*, *emerges
jessicalprice: caelestys: Dear Baby Boomer Generation: You know, we try really hard not to hate you. Really hard. You’re my parents’ generation, you know? And I fucking love my parents. But your generation really needs to learn to shut up and take
searlait: caelestys: Dear Baby Boomer Generation:You know, we try really hard not to hate you. Really hard. You’re my parents’ generation, you know? And I fucking love my parents.But your generation really needs to learn to shut up and take a good,
caelestys: Dear Baby Boomer Generation:You know, we try really hard not to hate you. Really hard. You’re my parents’ generation, you know? And I fucking love my parents.But your generation really needs to learn to shut up and take a good, hard look
sft425: sassking-trevor: cassbones: lesbe-nerdy: chanellecassidy: saber-chan: My parents aren’t home You know what that means *sits in the living room instead of sealing myself away in my room* this is too accurate *parents close the door*,
hannahetaylor: My little sister is getting made fun of at school because she’s adopted. This is what she responded with “Well, my parents chose me. Your parents are stuck with you.”
somethingaboutdelia: refinery29: This Trans Teen’s Parents Tried To “Fix” Him By Sending Him To India “My parents thought there was something wrong with me because I wasn’t living my life the way they wanted. I didn’t fit the mold,” Bhatt
nanokorg: lydiasasstin: nanokorg: “tumblr taught me more than school did” school taught you how to fucking read my parents taught me how to read before school even started and then the school got angry at my parents for doing ‘the schools
the-imagined-dragon: jennatalherpes: 69shadesofgray: my parents recently sat down to tell me that my dad was moving out, and this hit me harder than anything on tumblr has in a long time. it’s beautiful. you are not your parents problems nor are
busiest:My goal in life is to be a better parent than my parents
thisiswhymomworries: thisiswhymomworries: thisiswhymomworries: my parents: don’t worry sweetie you’ll understand when you move out and have a house of your own :) me, in this economy: a what my parents: don’t worry sweetie you’ll understand
catf8sh: thisiswhymomworries: thisiswhymomworries: thisiswhymomworries: my parents: don’t worry sweetie you’ll understand when you move out and have a house of your own :) me, in this economy: a what my parents: don’t worry sweetie you’ll
colfr: so my parents just came home from the shops and told me that they got a new toilet seat Yes those are dolphins and shells. But wait until you open the fucking thing Oh yes my parents bought a LIGHT UP TOILET SEAT I am so fucking done
taint3ed: plotprincessss: amarnaaaa: guncharge: melaninhoe: loverlost: weloveshortvideos: “our parents are so unappreciative” LMFAO “Fuck that spoon” can someone send this to my parents This is so real tho I b trying to tell my
endlesslusts: Oh baby, you know how much your wife is going to miss you while I”m away at my parents. I’ll be thinking of you all the time. I don’t know when I’ll be able to talk to you baby. My parents are having a welcome back dinner
lordbape: why do rich people always start crying when people say they’re rich or are critical of their privilege and say “my parents work REALLY hard, my parents work SO hard for everything we have” like bitch do you think… poor people.. don’t
secretfemboy: TEXT MESSAGE CONVERSATION: “Hey Mr. Garrett, thanks so much for cleaning my car while my parents are away! You’re such a good neighbor. Xoxo” “No problem. Always a pleasure. Let me know if you need any more help while your parents
