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Is it just my dad or does every brown dad do this?
froggyphevoli: Got a new haircut today. Took me months to work up the courage to ask for this because I knew my parents would hate it. (They put up a massive fight, but then once they saw it on my head they thought it was cute.) Sorry about the flash.
me: babe come over my parents are out hongbin: sorry i can’t i’m busy me: i have overwatch hongbin:
dulcamarae: I think this was taken last fall, right before I gave you a blowjob in the living room after we thought my parents were asleep, and then my dad came down the stairs and almost walked in on us. Fun times. :)
ludwiglovesthebottom: so im doing homework and my mom is making dinner and i just heard “ive got my eye on you” and i guess she taped an eye eraser to a wooden spoon and….… .
OH my god I remember going through my parent CD collection for HOURS getting all the monsters I could! THIS GAME WAS MY JAAAAAM
jimcest: After mom left for work, I went into my parents’ bedroom to wish my daddy a happy father’s day. When I heard the shower running, a wicked little smile crept over my face and I quietly slipped out of my clothes and opened the door. He was
cdfantasy: When I was 18 my parents kicked me out of the house because they found out I was an escort. I got my own place. Then one day I saw a familiar number come up on my phone. It was my daddy and he said the call was business. He offered
dreamingofmom: My parents got divorced when I was younger and the court decided that it’s best if I stayed with my dad since my mom had an alcohol problem. That was years ago, though. My dad remarried and I never really liked that bitch, so I pay my
littleskyprincess: sad because i forgot my tripod at my parent’s house, happy because I like the way my rose garland looks OnlyFans .
i made my own tag meme
retrostarwars: Randomly came across this while looking through old Toy Shop scans. This store was where I discovered the breadth of Star Wars fandom. I was 5 when I first saw the movies, but it wasn’t until my my parents took me to Stellar Toys
horniests: Sophie: my parents was near to my room but i was so horny
Thank you everyone~! :D And all the Skype wishes too!This has been a pretty good day so far, and I am going to go kick it with my parents.
*is at a comfortable full level and good time to wet* WHEN SUDDENLY! THE PRIMAL OMORASHI FEELINGS IN MY HEAD KICK IN!!“No drink more till you can’t sit still anymore and desperately begging to go pee”…. well I can’t argue with that I guess!
marisatomay: marisatomay: my parents……..Were Right if you get home at night after work and discover that the able-bodied quasi-adults who were at home doing nothing but watch netflix all day have not even thought about making dinner or feeding the
parentheticalaside: Time has an interactive feature to discover what your name would be if you were born today, based on popularity of your birth year vs. now.My name would be Mylah. With all apologies to anyone named Mylah, I am now very happy to be
thetriathlegacy:I’m curious about all my gaming followers: first Pokémon game, first Zelda game, and first Mario game in the tags?
Dear fucking LORD, I left my room and noticed that the lights were on downstairs, meaning my parents are home. I asked them how long ago they got back and THANK FUCKING GOD it was after I finished recording. Shit, I was horrified for more than a moment
kingofthewilderwest: curly-mermaid-wannabe: tomhstories: parkery: Spider-Man: Homecoming’s Gag Reel EVERY MOMENT OF THIS IS PURE GOLD “My parents… are dead” OMG Everyone crumpling in the background at “Peter-man.”
Moms are so important, but my mom has emotionally abused me my entire life so I’m pretty bad at contributing much more to the conversation.
Someone please be my mom I’ll try and do something nice for mother’s day I just want a maternal figure please take care of me
the shoes I should wear with the dress I’m bringing to AC are at my parent’s house and I’m really considering just going in my Doc Marten’s and stomping on the feet of any man who tries to harass me
agenderreid: trying to ask my parents to help me with rent bc my job fucking sucks and cut tours this month (I was working 1-2 days a week all month) and it’s just such a bad feeling. I hate that I’m doing everything right. I’m getting into
I actually asked myself “hm I wonder what my name would be if I was a jjba character” …………………………..I’m literally named after a song.
chriscappuccino replied to your post: demigirljoseph: I did it…….. I preord… I’m so glad!!!!!!!!! onoda got rereleased so I have mother and daughter coming my way in june and july… god fucking bless…
I found videos of my dog on my parents hand me down phone and I'be never been so happy
skittycatz replied to your video “I found videos of my dog on my parents hand me down phone and I'be…”Ohh no… Goldie angel… Too sweet..agreed
acidkittiegoddess: Going online now babes ♥♥♥ KittieGoddess on myfreecams ♥♥♥ im camming on my parents computer ;)
mypatronusisyou:dontbedeaded:penaltybox: IM JEALOUS OF COUNTRIES THAT TEACH LANGUAGES TO CHILDREN FROM A YOUNG AGE SO BY THE TIME THEYRE LIKE 18 THEYRE BILINGUAL . IN MY ELEVEN YEARS OF AMERICAN PUBLIC SCHOOLING I CAN NAME YOU LIKE 5 COLORS IN SPANISH
millieyre: Some doodles from the same AU…I just wanted to practice drawing Mr. Ishtar. (Inspired by x x x , and my parents, basically. ) If the Ishtars had their own reality show, things would get…too real.
delicioustrap: delicioustrap: delicioustrap: my dad just came into my room and laid on my bed so i proceeded to cover him in stuffed animals to cheer him up then mom joined if this reaches 100,000 notes i swear to gOD
deanpleasepassthegravy: forestbeneathme: keepmywhiskeyneat: wyvernchild: lavender-ice: please. That is the exact spot my parents found a stray kitten. Nice little addition to the family, but would have been a terrible addition to the pavement had
apparently i’m not allowed to be pissed off without getting yelled at, be upset without being told i have nothing to be sad about, or be happy without being told to shut up. this just in: my parents want a brick as a child.
wwwbeautifullensecom: theblacksophisticate: JOE MORTON is and always will be THE SHIT. Papa Pope beasted this monologue, as per usual. Dragged Fitz like a bag of dirty laundry. absofuckinlutely one of my fav actors. the best in this series. Truth!
k-lionheart: Rivamika Week: Day 2 - The gift (oh my GOD. I am so sorry for the wait, my beloved darlings. Today, my parents and I were making the return from Villavicencio to Bogota - a journey of around 3 hours. We didn’t get to leave until 3 pm,
The Adventures of Nendoroid Mikasa - Chapter 1Part of the RivaMika Nendoroid Theater I’m visiting my parents this weekend, and my mom collects dollhouses/miniatures - so naturally, this happened. Believe it or not, I’m only using a small
tinadayton: I would just like to say fuck you to everyone who made me feel inadequate growing up and ruining my self esteem for years. You all suck and I’m glad I don’t talk to any of you any more.
mustangminiskirts: Alright, so this is gonna be a story about life so sit down and listen up. I’m a 19 year old college student, female. My parents raised me on a code of chivalry just as they would if I were a boy because hey, it’s not about male
dampsandwich: my parents are getting increasingly angry that the cream cheese keeps disappearing out of the fridge. which is funny because its me. i did it. i keep eating all the cream cheese
These are my cats back in Maryland with my parents. Pork on the left, Beans on the right.
I just wish my parents were capable of fixing things with their 14 year old daughter instead of blowing up at her. I might have made things worse but my mother just drives me up a fucking wall.
It’s hard not to feel like something terrible is going to happen now that we’ve lost our dog. I’m just scared something will go wrong with buying the house, or something will go wrong with my baby, or I’ll find out my parents ended
i had dinner at my boyfriends today
My father just told a mother that she needs to be a better parent because her daughter (who isn’t even two) took her keys and put them in her diaper “like a stripper” Yup. This is the man that raised me. Sexualizing toddlers for fun.
amalasdraws:“You think it’ll be as bright as on the box?” “Dunno…my parents will hate it either way!”
it’s my dog’s birthday and she’s 13 (!!)
The past three days all my dad has been doing is feeding me wine
mexicanaqueen: my parents never gave me the sex talk and here i am knowing more than i should
caloriq: shout out to my parents for combining their genes to create the most unattractive, weird, annoying and awkward person ever
yourenosaint: communistbakery: it’s not christmas yet here but my parents called me aside and my mom said before we open gifts tomorrow, there were a few small gifts she wanted to give to me and so basically my mom gave me all of this makeup stuff
yaworu: oh man i love being at my parents house :) i love being around this homophobic and racist people :) i want to put dirt into my bleeding flesh and rot to death :)
humans-of-pdx:“This is my first cabbage! You know, a lot of times they’re kind of soft, but this one is solid! It’s going to be good eatin’!“ “What are you going to make with it?”“Well, this one I’m giving to my parents. You have to
Guys I’m supposed to be moving into my new apartment in 36 hours. What the hell.
my mom isnt strict or anything but how some people act blow my mind, like people who swear at their parent??? I would be in heaven if I did that. people who say ‘you do it’ when their mom asks them to do the dishes???? rip to me. AND THE PEOPLE WHO
imaginethebutts: “what did you do over summer?” “disappoint my parents"
NOW MY PARENTS SAID THEY SAW A FRIGGEN FIN BEHIND ME AND THEY DONT KBOW IF IT WAS A DOLPHIN OR A SHARK SO I HAD TO COME IN MALACHITE YOU WATER BLOCKING LITTLE SHIT
the lengths some people will go to to make pokemon go seem like such a terrible thing is hilariousi asked my mother yesterday if she wanted to take a short walk down the street with me so i could check out some pokemons to catch (also bc my dad wants
emotional weepy thank u to my patreons… i am able to buy irl necessities, help my parents, and………………………………get pkmn cards…………..and the
Sleepover with my niece (◕‿◕✿)
