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hannahetaylor: My little sister is getting made fun of at school because she’s adopted. This is what she responded with “Well, my parents chose me. Your parents are stuck with you.”
nijikuribo: xiaomitao: kimjongin: just remember that the reason your born is because your parents are straight. my parents were both bisexual try again not to mention surogate mothers and sperm donors, trans people, and LG people like my grandma
colfr: so my parents just came home from the shops and told me that they got a new toilet seat Yes those are dolphins and shells. But wait until you open the fucking thing Oh yes my parents bought a LIGHT UP TOILET SEAT I am so fucking done
sister-breeder: I love it when my parents leave me to babysit my little sisters for the weekend. They have never told our parents which tells me that they kinda enjoy it.
bands-and-sherloki: colfr: so my parents just came home from the shops and told me that they got a new toilet seat Yes those are dolphins and shells. But wait until you open the fucking thing Oh yes my parents bought a LIGHT UP TOILET SEAT I am so
cassbones: lesbe-nerdy: chanellecassidy: saber-chan: My parents aren’t home You know what that means *sits in the living room instead of sealing myself away in my room* this is too accurate *parents close the door*, *emerges slowly from room
sassking-trevor: cassbones: lesbe-nerdy: chanellecassidy: saber-chan: My parents aren’t home You know what that means *sits in the living room instead of sealing myself away in my room* this is too accurate *parents close the door*, *emerges
searlait: caelestys: Dear Baby Boomer Generation:You know, we try really hard not to hate you. Really hard. You’re my parents’ generation, you know? And I fucking love my parents.But your generation really needs to learn to shut up and take a good,
swedishcervixpoker: You were passing through town with your parents, and my parents offered to let you stay with us for the night. I happened to be back at home from college, but they offered you my room anyway and I had to sleep on the couch. I was
cockyhorror: exoskyll: sin-artist: catf8sh: thisiswhymomworries: thisiswhymomworries: thisiswhymomworries: my parents: don’t worry sweetie you’ll understand when you move out and have a house of your own :) me, in this economy: a what my parents:
I typed out a long text to confront my mother but i can’t make myself send it. She’s emotionally neglecting my sisters and accusing them falsely of calling her a bitch. She doesn’t like being called out for her shitty behavior and has
lordbape: eternallyforeverburninginmymind: lordbape: why do rich people always start crying when people say they’re rich or are critical of their privilege and say “my parents work REALLY hard, my parents work SO hard for everything we have”
owlsandfeathers: my-someday-miracle: madddeh: niknak79: Parenting level = 99 two thoughts: this is the greatest idea i have ever seen my parents must never see this genius. Omg genius. I will use this in life.
biggestboobguns: “Ok, I’ll titfuck you, but my parents are right downstairs, so you have to be quiet. Although, I have to say that the prospect of getting caught by parents with my tits wrapped around that big cock of yours really turns me on…”
onii-chan-temptations: “Hey stop! We can’t do this here, my parents will catch us. You’re really getting crazy you know, even today at school you trying it on with everyone around. I know you’re more comfortable about this than me but my parents
puking-ferrets: etansel: marymargaret23: Okay, listen up. I’m hear to talk about fish abuse. I’m in Walmart with my parents, and I walk over to look at the dog toys, which are right across from the fish, and my parents walk over to that aisle with
superkelly1313: After getting caught not wearing panties in school again I got sent to the guidance counselor. Needless to say he won’t be telling my parents. Funny thing is my parents already know, I’ve gone to school that way since I was little.
cumdumpster9555: “I’m here with my parents. I’m still a virgin, but there is a really hot guy in the hotel room next to ours. He says he can’t get over how sexy I am, and how I am still a virgin.I told him that After my parents go to sleep, I’m
browngirlblues: I am talking to my best friend and I realized that I only make small talk with my parents and it doesn’t bother me at all. I don’t miss trying to force myself to love them or forcing them to love me. Like….I just don’t have parents
caelestys: Dear Baby Boomer Generation:You know, we try really hard not to hate you. Really hard. You’re my parents’ generation, you know? And I fucking love my parents.But your generation really needs to learn to shut up and take a good, hard look
caitiward: mboymanuel: reinbrentlove: flamefae: marymargaret23: Okay, listen up. I’m hear to talk about fish abuse. I’m in Walmart with my parents, and I walk over to look at the dog toys, which are right across from the fish, and my parents
This is horrible. It scares me for my parents. I do not want my parents getting Covid-19. I don’t want more people I know getting COVID-19. ❤️🙏🏽❤️🙏🏽❤️🙏🏽❤️🙏🏽❤️🙏🏽❤️🙏🏽🙄🙏🏽 https://www.instagram.com/p/CTlbTjlLWOa2ODHY7ueP3TGbYrRmEpaV2LcDN00/?utm_medium=tumblr
Happy 59th wedding anniversary to my parents. I am watching my parents get older and I am seeing the affects of their age in real time. Moments like this really are special. I’m grateful to have been here to be with them and look forward to celebrating
I made this shitty lil’ painting when I was at my parents’ place in August and now they think I am an ‘artist’ and they want to 'see more of my work’ and 'organise a local exposition’ … parents don’t make
caelestys: Dear Baby Boomer Generation: You know, we try really hard not to hate you. Really hard. You’re my parents’ generation, you know? And I fucking love my parents. But your generation really needs to learn to shut up and take a good, hard
bisexual-community: gigifantasy: My parents told me I could be whatever I wanted to be when I grew up … They didn’t tell me if I wasn’t straight they’d kick me out on the streets though. That’s what I fear about my parents doing… Here
nanokorg: lydiasasstin: nanokorg: “tumblr taught me more than school did” school taught you how to fucking read my parents taught me how to read before school even started and then the school got angry at my parents for doing ‘the schools
ccavill: My parents taught me to side with justice. I came from another planet with powers and abilities far beyond those of other men. I’m known as a hero, an inspiration, a champion. It’s been a good life. My parents’ killer was never brought
mrbluehat: cumdumpster9555: “I’m here with my parents. I’m still a virgin, but there is a really hot guy in the hotel room next to ours. He says he can’t get over how sexy I am, and how I am still a virgin. I told him that After my parents go
weteevee: parents when they can’t get a hold of you: “i called TWICE AND YOU DIDN’T PICK UP” me when i can’t get a hold of my parents: “I BROKE MY LEG. I CALLED UR CELL 11 TIMES, UR WORK PHONE 7 TIMES, AND SENT YOU 23 TEXTS, AND NO RESPONSE”
philcoulson: I’m one of twenty-eight ballerinas with the Bolshoi. The training is hard, but the glory of Soviet culture—and the warmth of my parents—my… parents… makes up for… No. No… that’s not right….
totallynotagentphilcoulson:castielsteenwolf:ogreos:itisgroot: ogreos: *parents still arent home 5 minutes after they said theyd be home* i must adjust to my orphan life one time my parents left me home alone when I was sleeping and when I woke up the
weteevee:parents when they can’t get a hold of you: “i called TWICE AND YOU DIDN’T PICK UP”me when i can’t get a hold of my parents: “I BROKE MY LEG. I CALLED UR CELL 11 TIMES, UR WORK PHONE 7 TIMES, AND SENT YOU 23 TEXTS, AND NO RESPONSE”
ogreos: itisgroot: ogreos: *parents still arent home 5 minutes after they said theyd be home* i must adjust to my orphan life one time my parents left me home alone when I was sleeping and when I woke up the power was out so the phones or anything
p1013: devildoll: weteevee: parents when they can’t get a hold of you: “i called TWICE AND YOU DIDN’T PICK UP” me when i can’t get a hold of my parents: “I BROKE MY LEG. I CALLED UR CELL 11 TIMES, UR WORK PHONE 7 TIMES, AND SENT YOU 23
exoskyll: sin-artist: catf8sh: thisiswhymomworries: thisiswhymomworries: thisiswhymomworries: my parents: don’t worry sweetie you’ll understand when you move out and have a house of your own :) me, in this economy: a what my parents: don’t
nolanthebiggestnerd: buffbon: My parents made watermelon pops and it’s honestly the cutest thing to me my parents made 25 years of marriage go down the drain
communistbakery: fuckingpunchmeintheface: communistbakery: growing up with three parents was really weird what?? u had three parents?? yeah my mom’s a gemini
thiseternaloptimist: bisexual-community: gigifantasy: My parents told me I could be whatever I wanted to be when I grew up … They didn’t tell me if I wasn’t straight they’d kick me out on the streets though. That’s what I fear about my parents
theuntalentedsinger: colfr: so my parents just came home from the shops and told me that they got a new toilet seat Yes those are dolphins and shells. But wait until you open the fucking thing Oh yes my parents bought a LIGHT UP TOILET SEAT I am so
xmizznightmarex: So every year my parents and I buy gifts for someone in need. This year it was a 10 year old girl. Her mom couldn’t get her anything for christmas and just got fired. So my parents and I bought up to 100 dollars in presents for the
weteevee:parents when they can’t get a hold of you: “i called TWICE AND YOU DIDN’T PICK UP” me when i can’t get a hold of my parents: “I BROKE MY LEG. I CALLED UR CELL 11 TIMES, UR WORK PHONE 7 TIMES, AND SENT YOU 23 TEXTS, AND NO RESPONSE”
dragonette-baggenette: fyraine: weteevee: parents when they can’t get a hold of you: “i called TWICE AND YOU DIDN’T PICK UP” me when i can’t get a hold of my parents: “I BROKE MY LEG. I CALLED UR CELL 11 TIMES, UR WORK PHONE 7 TIMES, AND
g1g2boo: happinessdeliveryservice: Before my parents were married, they would exchange love letters. Sometimes in the form of enveloped letters or through warm words written on the backs of photographs. My parents’ correspondence spanned over 6 years,
incestsecret: My big brother always lets me do stuff that our parents won’t. He was the first one to give me alcohol and let me smoke a cigarette with his high school friends. Tonight my parents went out to dinner and he told me that he wanted to teach
catchaglimpseofalleble: weteevee: parents when they can’t get a hold of you: “i called TWICE AND YOU DIDN’T PICK UP” me when i can’t get a hold of my parents: “I BROKE MY LEG. I CALLED UR CELL 11 TIMES, UR WORK PHONE 7 TIMES, AND SENT YOU
tf2crazy: advils: plantie: nosdrinker: advils: Looking in my parents closet I’m going to throw up this is hell Whaaaat, parents have a sexual life? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooo … seriously, grow up please. if accepting the fact that my mom uses nipple
refinery29: This Trans Teen’s Parents Tried To “Fix” Him By Sending Him To India “My parents thought there was something wrong with me because I wasn’t living my life the way they wanted. I didn’t fit the mold,” Bhatt explained. “They
reaperlight: castiel-knight-of-hell: marymargaret23: Okay, listen up. I’m hear to talk about fish abuse. I’m in Walmart with my parents, and I walk over to look at the dog toys, which are right across from the fish, and my parents walk over to
