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Nina: “My grandpa asked what’s kim kardashian famous for. I was going to awkwardly explain that she’s famous for her sex tape. I’m so glad my grandma stepped in like "she’s probably an actress.” LOL.“
graffeti: my grandma is angry at my grandpa because when they went to the doctors the lady asked what he was allergic to and he said his wife
cafemusaiin: i gave my grandma two dollars to get me “an arizona tea and a Reese’s cup” and she brought me this and gave me my money back
hula-hope: My grandpa has Alzheimer’s so he has no idea who my grandma is but everyday for the last three or four months he brings her in flowers from their garden and asks her to run away with him and be his wife and everyday she says she already
kayliesaurusrex: gambleorcs: I was trying to explain to my grandma what being bisexual meant and saying that I looked at ladies butts and she was all “You’re not GAY everyone checks out ladies rear ends” and my sister was like “I
andrewlx: i left my pajamas at home but my grandma said she had something i could wear and then she brought back this
to-her-darkness: lovelynobody00: gunkiss: Please watch the whole thing here ohmygod holly is so fucking done This Katie person is as dumb as my grandma (mother of my mom)…and evil too…
screenager-jpg:okay so my grandma had this friend and he was late to everything, but he didn’t really mind, as he would always joke around and say ‘oh well, as long as i’m not late to my own funeral’.he recently passed away and last week at his
oh-my-jaeger: I was taking photos of my grandmas cat and !!!! He got the peg!!!!! !!!!!!!!!
So as i went to bed at midnight and i woke up now… no coffee yet so my head is fuzzy. The gym opens at 10am but i can’t go till 12pm. Gonna focus on push ups. Also got my grandma coming today at 11. Happy valentines day. I love everysingle
lesbiansbringgoodfortune: damncops: siriuslynotamuggle: nuncamais: hula-hope: My grandpa has Alzheimer’s so he has no idea who my grandma is but everyday for the last three or four months he brings her in flowers from their garden and asks her
epistemologicalfallacy:bloodredorion:glackbirl:l3sb4: bryarly: What are birds? We just don’t know. wait, creationists don’t believe in electrons? My dad doesn’t believe in atoms and my grandma still thinks that there’s only four planets
homophile: I WENT TO VISIT MY GRANDMA AT THE NURSING HOME AND THE LADY LITERALLY DOESN’T KNOW POOP FROM APPLESAUCE BUT SHE MUST HAVE REMEMBERED ME BRINGING SOMEONE TO CHRISTMAS BECAUSE SHE’S LIKE “SO HOW’S KALEB” (AKA MY GIRLFRIEND, KAYLA) AND
pipistrellus: CRYPTID SPOTTED This is my grandpa’s cat. Her name is Kewpie and my grandma is going to have her put to sleep when he dies (which it looks like he is set to do soon). She is older, but perfectly healthy. Because she is old and also not
FUCKYEH MY GRANDMA IS BUYING ME THE CLOTHES I ASKED HER FOR FOR MY BIRTHDAY
tsarcasm: trapsical: I took a shit in my grandma’s cat’s litterbox when I was like 13 and my whole family was wilding out trying to figure out why the cat took such a huge dump. Then they took her to the vet and we found out she has feline HIV so
manasaysay: rabbrakha: baawri: Parineeti Chopra responds to a male reporter who claims to know nothing about periods (menstrual cycle). [X] SO IMPORTANT. I started my period when I was 10 years old. But we didn’t tell my grandma for three years
unclefather:My Mom told me that my Grandma won’t watch Ellen because she’s gay but little does she know that I’m gay and she watches me do things all the time. She’s gonna be so mad.
novator:I WENT TO VISIT MY GRANDMA AT THE NURSING HOME AND THE LADY LITERALLY DOESN’T KNOW POOP FROM APPLESAUCE BUT SHE MUST HAVE REMEMBERED ME BRINGING SOMEONE TO CHRISTMAS BECAUSE SHE’S LIKE “SO HOW’S KALEB” (AKA MY GIRLFRIEND, KAYLA) AND
unclefather: my mom told me that my grandma won’t watch ellen because she’s gay but little does she know i’m gay and she watches me do things all the time. she’s gonna be so mad
muskai: My Grandma sent a photo of herself to my Grandpa during the Korean War. He sent this photo back to her. Circa 1950. (x) I’m in love with this
homophile: I WENT TO VISIT MY GRANDMA AT THE NURSING HOME AND THE LADY LITERALLY DOESN’T KNOW POOP FROM APPLESAUCE BUT SHE MUST HAVE REMEMBERED ME BRINGING SOMEONE TO CHRISTMAS BECAUSE SHE’S LIKE “SO HOW’S KALEB” (AKA MY GIRLFRIEND, KAYLA)
jackdarcy: ais4antjuanette: lyjerria: fuckrashida: THIS IS REAL MUSIC PEOPLE my grandma and aunties this is great my day has just been made so much better
chiefsimba: kandyie: tarynel: freespiritedpisces: thepaparazziisflocking: She was so salty 😂😂😂😂😂 she’s just gave up lmao this is my grandmother too Lmao My grandma when she finds out I got more piercings 😂 IM DEAD LMFAOO
taint3ed: thoughtsofabadgoodgirl: My grandma got this shit This on my parents wall
teaforyourginaa: iamchinyere: My grandma would kill me if she knew I had her picture on the internet, but I want to share this picture I took of my favorite person in the whole wide world last week. I surprised her and came home for her 82nd birthday,
luckycalico: My grandma sent me this video on the trans bathroom controversy. His name is the Liberal Redneck and he is now my best friend.
unthrifty–loveliness: oneofeverythingthankyou: all-hail-the-pumpkin-queen: Duane Bryers, Pin-Up Girl Hilda Hilda forever. They used to make Hilda greeting cards and my grandpa always got them for my grandma when they were courting.
bronyfurlife: beruberi: cet456: My suicide date 11/21/13. 11/20/13 will be 5 years since my grandma died and I wanna be with her. I’m to tired to live any longer. It gives me time to get everything together. I’m to far gone to be helped I’m sorry.
damncops: siriuslynotamuggle: nuncamais: hula-hope: My grandpa has Alzheimer’s so he has no idea who my grandma is but everyday for the last three or four months he brings her in flowers from their garden and asks her to run away with him and be
thatsthat24: taylorswift: taylorswiftloveme: timesnewromantics: endinburningflamesorparadise: I posted some of these a while ago saying that my grandma in the 50s was taylor. I visited her today (see the pictures of her avoiding my selfies) and she
emeraldsstyle: My Grandma sent a photo of herself to my Grandpa during the Korean War. He sent this photo back to her. Circa 1950. (x) I’m in love with this
thereisviolenceinmyheart: oldprickbitches: Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house
andrewlx:i left my pajamas at home but my grandma said she had something i could wear and then she brought back this
rossdraws: Preview sketch for Friday’s vid! Super excited to be jumping back into art and my channel this week. This also might or might not be my grandma 🙃
pinacoladamatata: rowdy-ruff-boi: pinacoladamatata: pinacoladamatata: Did i ever tell y'all the story of how one year my family picked up a hitchhiker in the middle of nowhere (like you do) and just..drove him to my grandma’s house for thanksgiving
fullmetalfisting:Apparently when my grandma first came to America she didn’t know what a raccoon was and assumed it was a fucked up cat and adopted it. I just imagine this 13 yr old girl with a heavy Eastern European accent being like “this is my
lezzzbianrights:just found out from my dad today that when n*xon died and they did the 21-gun salute at his funeral my grandma said “they should aim at the coffin to be sure”
balaclava-trismegistus:world-hostage-situations:balaclava-trismegistus:balaclava-trismegistus:My mom just snitched that she found a tenth-edition “canadian sex manual from 1943” in my grandma’s possession while helping her moveyeah fuck
demilypyro: My grandma hardly keeps up with social issues, but apparently even she’s noticed the increased transphobia in the media, and we were talking about it, and what she had to say stayed on my mind, so I wanted to share it. In her (translated)
nigiris: i was playing animal crossing while laying next to my grandma and i usually complain a lot out loud and i go “gosh i need to donate more fishes to my museum” and she just turns to me and says “what you need is a boyfriend and maybe a
novator: I WENT TO VISIT MY GRANDMA AT THE NURSING HOME AND THE LADY LITERALLY DOESN’T KNOW POOP FROM APPLESAUCE BUT SHE MUST HAVE REMEMBERED ME BRINGING SOMEONE TO CHRISTMAS BECAUSE SHE’S LIKE “SO HOW’S KALEB” (AKA MY GIRLFRIEND, KAYLA) AND
kyleehenke: I have 3 aunts on my mom’s side of the family, and u can tell a lot about them by the sole interactions i had with each of them when we all met up after my grandma’s funeral todayAunt #1: gives me a “congrats on your nice new boobies”
rift-master: my-chemicalkismesis: aggressiveflyingpizza: rougeantivan: i always forget my grandma used to be a clown so it caught me the fuck off guard when she saw this and no hesitation saying “oh it’s that creepy clown- oh he’s drinking that’s
fakethewar: lameboob: lameboob: lameboob: how do you make someone holy you beat the hell out of them my 96 year old catholic grandma told me this joke
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