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sairiouslys: luckycalico: My grandma sent me this video on the trans bathroom controversy. His name is the Liberal Redneck and he is now my best friend. Oh. My. God.
verylovingfamily: “Oh god Steph, I’m gonna CuuUUUM!” Those words where what the guests outside my door at the family reunion heard as my cousin made me squirt onto my grandma Jean’s carpet in the study.
Ok so my grandma thinks she's really cool or whatever and one day she called me saying that Hollywood Heights was having another season, I was so happy I was about to tell you guys until I turned my attention back to my tv it wasn't Hollywood it was Washi
Rachel and my Dad really like Ryan. I don’t think my Mom really cares either way, so next is for Ryan to met my Grandma. I think she’ll like him since he’s polite & handsome and I know he’ll enjoy her thick Manhattan accent.
a couple of years ago my grandma asked to borrow my camera and i just found this folder on my computer oh my god THERE ARE DOZENS OF JUST HER SMILING LIKE THIS
brosconfessions: “I never said that but Pewds saved my life because I was in depression since my grandma died and my boyfriend break out with me. Thanks to him I met my new boyfriend who is too in the BroArmy. Thanks Pewds, I love you !”
stolen-sun: Can I just be in Zacatecas enjoying myself pleaseeee, I miss my hometown so much, my grandmas house, and the rest of my family. And the banda always playing. ditto
TIME FOR CHILDHOOD STORIES NO ONE CARES ABOUT! :D When I was around six or seven, my two older cousins and I were jumping on my grandma’s bed. Of course we broke the bed; I hid in the closet while my cousins caught all the blame and were soundly
lozzant: My mom and my sister had been teasing me for WEEKS. One day I thought I was home alone so I decided to go in my sister room and jerk off. But without my knowledge my mom and sister had gotten home early from visiting my grandma and they found
drewdrawspinups: I don’t think my grandma would like this one.I’ve been enjoying drawing my blue haired guy and my usual devil characters. I hope you’ve been enjoying them, too!Created using my cartooning brush set.~Drew
Ok, update, things are about to get serious in my life, 2017 will be my trail of fire, pass the fire or burn Luna!1- I will move to a department in about 2-3 months, we delayed the date, because my grandma gave me more time to organize the transition
I saw Brian Laundrie in my back yard, eating apples from my prize winning tree. He was so big, so bald, and he smelled like Red Bull and cheese. I yelled “hey!” He hissed at me like an angry raccoon and ran away.Everybody and there grandma is claiming
maxhole: my grandma tried being endearing by patting my thigh when she walked by me but she patted my dick and i want to fuckin die
quietzombiegirl: everyone’s grandparents seem to have really cute stories of how they met, and like my grandparents met when my grandma was running away from police during a protest and she jumped on the back of my grandads motorcycle and just screamed
sairiouslys: luckycalico: My grandma sent me this video on the trans bathroom controversy. His name is the Liberal Redneck and he is now my best friend. Oh. My. God. 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
oldprickbitches: Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
futuresoon: so my grandma died recently, and my parents have been dealing with the quantities of Stuff accumulated over the course of her and my grandpa’s lives, which could be interesting on its own as a family matter, but, well, grandpa was a science
rambozus: itsmemorized: Oh my GOD My grandma bought my grandpa new pants and my mom asked him how they felt and he goes “like a cheaply made castle” and we were like what and he goes “no ballroom” GRANDPA NO Grandpa yes. OMFG XD
realfoodfoodie: Classic Puerto Rican Food OH MY FUCKING GOD I FUCKING NEED THIS LIKE YOU HAVE NO IDEA. I HAVEN’T HAD A CLASSIC DISH LIKE THIS SINCE I WENT TO MY GRANDMA’S THREE FUCKING YEARS AGO. See the problem here is my mom knows how
intrometoincest: This is my very first porn pic of me fucking my family, my grandma (I live with her) let my cousin spend the night with my sister but guess who fell asleep, my sister, so I asked my cuz to come back to my room and we finally got it on
abomasnow: ok so my mom has been really stressed and upset lately cuz she’s an accountant and its tax season and she’s still recovering from foot surgery and trying to take care of my grandma who just moved in and my stepdad is out of town do y’all
chloesmallz: My mom was afraid that my dachshund was too easy to be spotted by owls in our backyard, so my grandma made her a sweater so that the dog would look like a piece of grass. I don’t even know how to respond to my family anymore.
itsmemorized: Oh my GOD My grandma bought my grandpa new pants and my mom asked him how they felt and he goes “like a cheaply made castle” and we were like what and he goes “no ballroom” GRANDPA NO
ohmyseason6cas:rambozus:itsmemorized: Oh my GOD My grandma bought my grandpa new pants and my mom asked him how they felt and he goes “like a cheaply made castle” and we were like what and he goes “no ballroom” GRANDPA NO Grandpa yes. grandpa
xcrashqueen: yknow what’s honestly fucking weird?my mum is complaining about my or other girls “indecent clothes” claiming “this is not what feminism was about in the 70s”in turn, in the 70s, when my mum was young, my grandma would complain
xcrashqueen: yknow what’s honestly fucking weird? my mum is complaining about my or other girls “indecent clothes” claiming “this is not what feminism was about in the 70s” in turn, in the 70s, when my mum was young, my grandma would complain
Yeah I might sound like a bitch saying no to my mom with money, but its not my fault that your ass can’t use money wisely. I got money from my uncle, your brother. That I havent seen in a long time. My grandma already gave you money to fix your
ohmyseason6cas:rambozus:itsmemorized:Oh my GOD My grandma bought my grandpa new pants and my mom asked him how they felt and he goes “like a cheaply made castle” and we were like what and he goes “no ballroom” GRANDPA NO Grandpa yes. grandpa
rambozus: itsmemorized: Oh my GOD My grandma bought my grandpa new pants and my mom asked him how they felt and he goes “like a cheaply made castle” and we were like what and he goes “no ballroom” GRANDPA NO Grandpa yes.
lozzant: My cousin and my sister had been teasing me for WEEKS. One day I thought I was home alone so I decided to go in my sister room and jerk off. But without my knowledge my cousin and sister had gotten home early from visiting my grandma and they
chloesmallz:My mom was afraid that my dachshund was too easy to be spotted by owls in our backyard, so my grandma made her a sweater so that the dog would look like a piece of grass. I don’t even know how to respond to my family anymore.
lenadreamsingold: Daddy’s girl… Spent the day with my dad and moved all my things. Dealing with a lot with the death of my grandma and the drama in my life so it was nice and refreshing to finally have some peace in my life and spend time alone with
ohmyseason6cas:rambozus:itsmemorized:Oh my GOD My grandma bought my grandpa new pants and my mom asked him how they felt and he goes “like a cheaply made castle” and we were like what and he goes “no ballroom” GRANDPA NOGrandpa yes. grandpa
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD ITS LUNETTE!!! DUDE!!!!! I LOVE LUNETTE! I WAS LUNETTE FOR HALLOWEEN WAY BACK WHEN!! OMG OMG THE BIG COMFY COUCHHHH. DUDE MY GRANDMA STILL TELLS MY MOM IN CHINESE THAT I “AM THE WAY THAT I AM” BECAUSE OF HER =.= LIKE
teablend:my grandma told me something yesterday that pretty much changed my outlook on life. we were having dinner and talking about my future, and how all of my friends seem to be doing so much better than i am, and she looked at me and said “hey,
teablend: my grandma told me something yesterday that pretty much changed my outlook on life. we were having dinner and talking about my future, and how all of my friends seem to be doing so much better than i am, and she looked at me and said “hey,
This is pain, a wall of tears. And my tears are my truest friends. This, my heart, a dying sun. A flower fading to black. Oh God, why have you forsaken me?
I’m upset my grandma (dad’s mom) smoked a lot longer than my grandpa, and she survived lung cancer, while my grandpa (mom’s dad) quit when my mom was pregnant with me and he still died of esophageal cancer 25 years later. It’s not fair. I would
For anyone up and in touch with their faith, if you pray, I’d appreciate more than anything if my family could be in your prayers today. My grandma had a heart attack last night and my parents are on their way to L.A. right now. My dad is going
weed-and-tea: My grandma’s goodie bags> Your.grandma’s goodies bags.
spoken-not-written: SINCE MY GRANDMA WORKS IN A CLINIC SUPPORTING PEOPLE WITH AIDS/HIV I ASKED HER TO GET ME SOME CONDOMS JUST CAUSE I DON’T HAVE ANY AND SHE FUCKING COMES BACK WITH A WHOLE BOX thanks grandma
drewdrawspinups: I don’t think my grandma would like this one. I’ve been enjoying drawing my blue haired guy and my usual devil characters. I hope you’ve been enjoying them, too! Created using my cartooning brush set. ~Drew
the-stormcatcher-clone: Y’ALL my sister just dropped a theory about Moana on me and I’m Grandma Tala. She seemed like a fairly healthy old woman on the whole, right? Dancing with the sea and the rays, doing Old Crazy Lady things etc etc. Okay. Sure.
me: all I wanna do is grandma: eat pie? me: eat pie for the rest of my life
