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imreallycoolandfriendly: I remember when I said “men tend to look down on women” men were literally like “so I don’t love my mom? I don’t love my grandma? I don’t love my girlfriend?” like are y’all that literal and stupid
shrineart:quietzombiegirl: everyone’s grandparents seem to have really cute stories of how they met, and like my grandparents met when my grandma was running away from police during a protest and she jumped on the back of my grandads motorcycle and
oldprickbitches: Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
shrineart: quietzombiegirl: everyone’s grandparents seem to have really cute stories of how they met, and like my grandparents met when my grandma was running away from police during a protest and she jumped on the back of my grandads motorcycle and
sarahkeilman94: I’m at the grocery store with my grandparents and my grandpa has wandered away and now my grandma is going up every isle yelling his name and im hiding behind a cookie display cuz i dont want anyone to know im with the crazy woman
literaryghoul: unless your teachers are abusive assholes there is no fucking reason to disrespect them they are literally trying their hardest to get you an education teachers have every right to complain about rude students or the amount of papers they
when I was, like, 6 or 7 or so I went with my mom to my grandma’s house late at night (she had to pick something up, I think). My aunt was in the living room watching some kind of disease outbreak movie (possibly Outbreak) and I stayed in there while
fuckyeahtattoos: This is my tattoo my favorite tattoo! Maybe because its newest or because it holds special meaning. My grandma used tto always tell me I had a new inner light and that I should never let it go, while researching mythology I learned
legalmexican: I’d like to thank my mom, my grandma, and all my fans for this award.
2srooky: When I was like 5 or 6 my mom took my family to Florida to see my grandma at her place out there and I used to feed the bunnies in her yard saltine crackers and walk around w all the armadillos in the neighborhood bc I was That Weird Kid who
serendipity-creek: luckycalico: My grandma sent me this video on the trans bathroom controversy. His name is the Liberal Redneck and he is now my best friend. I follow this guy on Facebook. He’s probably my favourite person at the moment.
I LEFT MY PHONE CHARGER AT MY GRANDMA’S SHOVE AN ENTIRE BOOKCASE UP MY RECTUM
im-a-deceptikhan: honeydewsugarcocoadumpling: nipsndnaps: honeydewsugarcocoadumpling: nipsndnaps: My grandma is ordering my birthday cake today It’s been hours since I last reblogged this and I’m still dead My gma just went to order it 😊
corwincub: tylerjamesblair: My parents have worked for Red Wing Shoe Co. for YEARS…I’m pretty sure everyone, from my hometown, has worked/knows someone who has worked there at some point. Anyway … Last week, I got a text from my grandma, asking
justabebopbaby: emilieaudrey: I asked my photographer to take a few simple fashion shots of me in my beautiful city :) I love being in Spokane, the northwest is AMAZING :) I’m also wearing my grandma’s necklace from Japan when she taught students
I spent 9 hours the other day making Easter cookies. My Grandma (who babysits my brother and sister on Tuesday’s) invited my cousin around and ate 6 of the cookies and said “I hope they weren’t for anything special but we pinched a few” and laughed
On Saturday I’m going to my grandmas and we’re having dinner there and I’m finally going to see my uncle. I can’t wait, uncle Jake was my buddy. And so is Rachael, I’ve really enjoyed seeing Rachael so much. Im just so happy
naturee-feels: Oh shit my grandma was doing my hair while I was scrolling down and saw a huge chocolate dick on my screen and said “now, I like that” lmao.
miseducationofanerdypoet: My last Ebony Ball, Black Women lookin’ too fly for life <3 I was channeling the classy vintagness of my Grandma <3 Ahhhhhh my babies!!
secretprincesskitten: all this selfie spam gosh Oh my, what a cute bottom 💕.I feel like squeezing it like my grandma squeezes my cheeks.
killerkurves:ladyjane-curvymodel:Dotti May by Ray WardI asked my photographer to take a few simple fashion shots of me in my beautiful city :) I love being in Spokane, the northwest is AMAZING :) I’m also wearing my grandma’s necklace from Japan
tiffanyhasjoinedthehorrorgame: These are my grandparents. They dressed up as the “Sanders.” My grandpa is Colonel Sanders. My grandma is Bernie Sanders.
cosbyykidd: My grandma just got my mother’s day gift. She sent me these and then called me and said, “You just made my day! You stay sweet boy!”Seeing her happy makes me happy.
nigeah: princessfailureee: alexbelvocal: madre3000: My favorite #growingupblack tweets Oh my god! Are y'all Haitians 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I’m not but I relate to literally all of these 😂 My grandmas
mishasminions: SO MY GRANDMA BORROWS MY PHONE TO CALL SOMEBODY AND I HAD JUST RECENTLY CHANGED MY WALLPAPER TO THIS AND SHE SEES IT AND IS LIKE, “WHY DO YOU HAVE HOMOSEXUALS ON YOUR PHONE?” AND I’M LIKE, “BECAUSE THEY’RE REALLY
frosted:sarahkeilman94: I’m at the grocery store with my grandparents and my grandpa has wandered away and now my grandma is going up every isle yelling his name and im hiding behind a cookie display cuz i dont want anyone to know im with the crazy
saint-ambrosef:you know how kids tend to subconsciously adopt the mannerisms of their parents? i wonder how far back that stretches. do i laugh like my great grandfather, because that’s the way my grandma laughed, and my mom copied her? does the
destiny-islanders: I got my wisdom teeth pulled today… Drew this to distract myself from the pain and loopiness hahahaYes this is based on my experience hahaha. My grandma is taking care of me, and she said that I was very concerned that the dentist
astrobleme22: carpepiem: blackasscuban: astrobleme22: My Grandma & Grandpa had the most iconic hair and the baby looking zooted is my mama ctfu BIG MOOD Grandpa’s blowout is everything! this a old school press n curl my great nana (rip)
oldprickbitches: Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my
goddesscole: im-a-deceptikhan: honeydewsugarcocoadumpling: nipsndnaps: honeydewsugarcocoadumpling: nipsndnaps: My grandma is ordering my birthday cake today It’s been hours since I last reblogged this and I’m still dead My gma just went to
casual-fridays: Oh my god I watched the news last Saturday for 10 HOURS STRAIGHT BECAUSE I WAS AT MY GRANDMAS HOUSE AND ALL SHE WATCHES IS US NEWS AND OH MY GOD THIS LADY Direct quotes from her: “I have no idea whats happening” “The police are
beyonslayed: me: heyliteskint black person: actually my grandma was german and my grandad was cherokee that’s where i get my good hair from :))))
