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Dustin just randomly sends me this video through email when he knows I’m out to eat with my Dad and older brother who are in town! Lol I’m like hiding my phone as I watch his huge black cock swaying back and forth like it’s hypnotizing
dulcamarae: I think this was taken last fall, right before I gave you a blowjob in the living room after we thought my parents were asleep, and then my dad came down the stairs and almost walked in on us. Fun times. :)
incestbabydoll: I gave my dad an ultimatum five years ago when I moved out of the house and started life abroad. I offered him my body. Forever. I told him that if he accepted, I would be his and his only, his personal sex slave and cumslut, his submissi
taboo-universe: I told my best friend that I wanted a naughty pic to try and get a hot guy to want to fuck me… I never told her that is was my dad in the next room
brothersisterfathermother: I first learned of what my dad and sister were up to when he strode into my bedroom as my sister was jerking me off, took one look, and started fucking her like it was the most natural thing in the world!
hownaughty-deactivated20140111: My Mom has always been a MILF, so I was so happy when she slipped up and sent this to me instead of my Dad. But after I told her she sent it to me, she didn’t stop…
the-porn-stories: When I asked my tennis instructor to let me skip practice without telling my Dad, he warned me that I’d have to pay for the privilege. I don’t think he expected me to enjoy paying him so much!
(stronghold scribe voice) Your clout is dwindling, my Liege!
lazyanbu: MY MUM JUST WALKED INTO MY ROOM LIKE THIS SO WE MADE SOME MORE AND NOW I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING THEN MY DAD JOINED IN Now I’m imagining what these creatures would sound like when they talk…
Aquamarine, one of the first non requested, non-collab piece in a while, shes a jerk but shes my jerk
Very..unpopular opinion here… but I want my furby back. The one my dad threw away coz he swore it was the devil’s toy. Idk i just thought they were fun and cute in an ugly way. Even when it randomly went off at night(ok yea that scared the
Sheeshhhh, what a time to get bladder shy lol /)•///•(\ … I had to go and decided to get up and go but stopped when I saw mom in the bathroom and my dad was near the other. I’m feeling kinda shy and idk didn’t want them to see me, so I
Right now I’m on the happy side of remembering Ginger. I sat on this recliner today and my arm was laying on the arm rest and it occurred to me how she would always jump up here. But only if there was a human occupant in the chair. I love her
I did go thru a “I don’t know if I can ever have another cat after Ginger” phase but I know my life isn’t complete without a companion. I WILL have another cat someday. Just because my dad doesn’t want one even tho Mom and
gooberjam: please look at how much my cat petey loves when my dad plays
superandyy: professortreeoak: 3kyupachops3: TT____TT ugh god it’s like watching my dad cry T___T when teuk lost it i lost all my senses
i present to you, my day: - my dad hasn’t spoke to me the hole day; - i did nothing because none of my friends were free; - i lost another 14 followers; - i’m really sad (can’t say depressed, but ok); - i just found out that probably
striders: last night my mom was like “you know what? you should go to law school, you’d be a great lawyer” and all i can picture is lawyer-me making fart noises with my mouth every time the opposing lawyer tries to talk
onegreywaren: favorite fictional characters17/? | vince howard, friday night lights “Coach, my dad just got out of prison. He’s staying with me in my house. And I can’t stand him. My mom, she asked me to forgive him, to be better. And you’re
slab-o-meat: one time my dad told mom “so our kid’s been listening to devo” and my mom sighed real dramatically and went “oh great”
the-cocky-bitch: fireandshellamari: elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: so my dad fixes hot tubs for a living which means he goes to people’s houses and has all these crazy stories, but he has some regular customers that really like him. he’s also basically
raphhaels:okay i’m curious bc my parents were relatively young having me but idk what age difference is “normal” between parents and kids as i’ve met people with plenty of variations. so if you want, reblog this and tag (don’t comment) how
timedclassic: I’ve spent my life not having things in common with my father, which is a good thing, but if I reach out to my brothers I’m betting it will make my dad feel good, wherever he is. I don’t want that. If that seems petty and vindictive
delicioustrap: delicioustrap: delicioustrap: my dad just came into my room and laid on my bed so i proceeded to cover him in stuffed animals to cheer him up then mom joined if this reaches 100,000 notes i swear to gOD
@AnnaBanks: Jordan snapped a photo of my dad, me and my aunt.
@AnnaBanks: Used my dad’s recipe and made some homemade ice cream! #Yum!
shotaqueenie: shotaqueenie: okay so my Grandparents gave me this naruto video game for christmas and i haven’t really played it at all, but my Dad freaking loves it i didn’t even know he was playing it until a while ago he came up to me and looked
twerking-poproxy: MY DAD ASKED ME IF HE WANTED ME TO HAVE HIM DOWNLOAD MY PHOTOS OFF OF MY CAMERA AND I SAID I’D DO IT AND THAT I JUST HADN’T GOTTEN AROUND TO IT AND HE WAS LIKE “oh i have one of those in my car” AND HE WENT OUT TO HIS CAR AND
I was rockin out to Mr.Bungle in my room about a hour or so ago and then all my sudden my dad just walks in and stands in the doorway like “What the hell??” And I just started hugging my laptop quietly yelling “YES IM STILL AWAKE STOP
I know my dad says he’s sometimes joking, but I’ve been shamed for my food choices since I was a child. No wonder I’m the way I am. Thanks for that.
IF I BECOME A SITHLORD CAN I USE FORCE LIGHTNING TO MAKE MY DAD GO TO BED SO I CAN SMOKE SOME WEED!!
hahaha my dad got his swagga going back then
baimbie: onezia: fluorosis: nymfhet: pic taken by my dad:) workin on my senior art show piece!! so excited I’ll be doing a series of three! wish i was talented as you :( this pic makes me happy you’re so talented just wow Wow
barrageofnerdery:guy:mistressmalfoy: my dad doesn’t believe that dogs can smile so here is a compilation of 10 of my fave smiling dog pictures I can’t wait to grow up and own 30 dogs The happiest post on the internet.
astropunkz: my feminist rage literally fuels me I was struggling to open a new pickle jar and my dad said “give it to me I’m a man” and I looked him dead in the eye and suddenly opened the jar without a problem I’m like the feminist hulk
pessimistic-egg: kilioka: maribopuppy: killthewhispernotthedream: ryouseiteki: I AM THE SAND GUARDIAN, GUARDIAN OF THE SAND I’m just reblogging this because my dad didn’t believe it existed. IT HAS RETURNED My favorite vine. End. I scream
Forever In My Heart.
meatbicyclevevo: honestly dad
Oh my god no my dad called oh god no he asked me if I even love at the house anymore and said he hasn’t seen me in a week and he couldn’t wait to see me again fuck this is messing with me so bad oh no someone help
captaincroptop: peridotic: gay-rocks-are-best-rocks: captaincroptop: “Gimmie that thing. I’ll show ya’ how to do it.” - My dad after seeing me taking selfies w/ my Rose Quartz wig who is she Aw it has returned Welcome back to my blog,
danekez: danekez: Add “raised by a biker” to the list of things that sound fake in my life. - Born to a teenage single mother- My “dad” is a biker, started dating my mom while she was pregnant. Committed to fathering a child that was not his
ronansgansey: ronansgansey: my sister texted me telling me that my dad didn’t want to go see magic mike with her because of all the naked men dancing and as an argument he asked my openly gay sister if she would enjoy sitting through a 2 hour movie
Me and my first car! It’s so so cute and i feel like i've just stepped out of a 60’s movie when i’m in it. It’s older than me, and it’s in a bit of a state (we got it for next to nothing from a client of my dad’s)
Sooo dethklok may return for another tour 👁👁Knowing that, I was finally motivated to buy this babymetal tee I’ve wanted for ages… if they DO have another tour you’ll catch me in this + a thong + waving around my hatsune miku lightstick.
shout out to my dad for always burning cds for me off kazza
Yo I die every time I text my Dad
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rapunzelie: My dad the sassmaster
Tried to explain to my dad at dinner tonight why he does have white privilege even if he “worked hard for everything he has his whole life and was never handed anything” 🙄🙄🙄🙄
So my dad didn’t like the way I drew that picture he wanted me to do for his friend and when I told him he shouldn’t promise people that I’d do them things without asking me about it first AND not telling me about it hours before he
I just love Pokemon so much, Im literally in tears right now. Pokemon has been by my side ever since they were first released in America in 1998. I remember my dad buying me my first gameboy color, I wanted purple but he got me a yellow one and I remember
princessharumi: I just love Pokemon so much, Im literally in tears right now. Pokemon has been by my side ever since they were first released in America in 1998. I remember my dad buying me my first gameboy color, I wanted purple but he got me a yellow
I, a Black woman, ate fried chicken with ketchup when I was a little Black girl. Before I could handle hot sauce, that was my equivalent. My dad would cover my grandma’s fried chicken in Tabasco for himself, and I would tear off pieces of mine to dip
fuckkait: rainspelled: kittenesque:(For non-US people who don’t know, FAFSA is the federal college financial aid stuff) According to my FAFSA, my dad is able to use half of his salary to pay for both me and my brother to be in college at the same
+Jen is stupid +but she cute +I’M NOT CUTE +YOU CUTE +MY PAJAMJAMS ARENT EITHER +YOU SHOULD SEE MY ONESIE MY PAJAMJAMS IS LITERALLY MY DADS PLAIN WHITE T-SHIRT SO ITS HELLA BIG ON ME AND SOME LIGHT BLUE SHORTY SHORTS A ONESIE PEOPLE,
So my dad said he’d buy me a new laptop AND the wireless attachment for my tablet if I get good grades my grades are straight A’s with on D being the exceptiON BECAUSE THAT TEACHER DOSENT EXCEPY UNTYPED PAPERS AND I CANT TYPE ANYTHING CUZ
This is my ‘I’m very cold at my school waiting for my dad to pick me up because traffic’ aesthetic
I think my dad is seriously considering buying me a cinteq (which is expensive as FUCK) for christmas and im like ‘oh my gosh nonono thats okay, its super expensive, ive been researching some cheaper non name brand ones!!!’ and he told me that he
aaaaaaaaaahhh ive been busy all day! ;_; first I had to go with my sister to help my granny put up christmas decorations THEN we all went back to my house to give my dad a surprise b-day party!! wowow! he got Halo 4 as a present so him and I played it
OHh MY GODD A FUCKING BEE/WASP THING JUST FLEW THRU MY WINDOW INTO MY ROOM AND I RAN THE FUCK OUTTA THERE WHT THE fUCKSDFDFSGFS the door is closed but i can’t go into my room now until my dad gets home omfg
