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My parents they told me to send a new picture with me, because i was a long tiem gone from home. I take a selfie and then sent it, ohhhhh fuck i forgat that i dont have pants on me. What dad will belive now :((
My daddy still wants me to wear the panties. he sad all the time that i look like a young girl, he give me to wear a wig and girls clothes to be his sissy girl.
daddys-helper: My dad never plays favourites - he makes sure my brother and I know that he loves us equally.
possessive-daddy:Some cuckquean’s fantasy. My dad loves my taste in men, and boys too.Â
Is it just my dad or does every brown dad do this?
Oh jeez, every year is the same thing with my dad, he promises me he wouldn’t bother me during at least Christmas, but the second he sees me wearing my usual Christmas outfit he’s all over me and I can never get him to stop! I just wished he’d finis
dreamingofmom: My parents got divorced when I was younger and the court decided that it’s best if I stayed with my dad since my mom had an alcohol problem. That was years ago, though. My dad remarried and I never really liked that bitch, so I pay my
You: Was that my dad that just left? Your Girlfriend: Yeah, he was telling me about how much you guys have been fighting so I figured I would invite him over for a bit. You: Listen honey I don’t think you should do that anymore, he’s been
this is my dad, iam coming out to him tomorrow and hope he takes it well, he is only down here for a week. please support me on this
as an exercise and as a gift for my dad, I drew an updated version of this old artwork of some old OC story I don’t remember (there was this guy in his shop and a blond guy with an old car and…???) back then I also had a really bad skinny
Hi dad, I’m hungry.Wait. No. I think I got that mixed up.
Oh my God the local adult contemporary station picked up Katy Perry’s “Dark Horse” a month or two ago and it turns out my dad loves it. And he just turned the volume up downstairs and is singing along he is a terrible singer oh Lord
nucleotida: wilkoak: I dressed up my dad as Ford and it was a good idea. THIS IS PERFECTION
Me: Hey dad, what’s today? It’s Friday right..? Dad: Yeah, and then tomorrow is Thursday. Me: Wait what?! Tomorrow’s Saturday! Dad: Oh, hahahaha. I thought that after all that shopping you lost your mind.
banglatown: asking bc i’m genuinely curious, reblog with which side of ur fam u are closer to in the tags, ur mum’s? ur dad’s? both equally or neither?
invertedgender: if u have a bad relationship w your dad I’m really sorry I hope u have a nice older brother or stepdad or grandpa or uncle or maybe even just a really paternal best friend bc dad figures are the most important figures in society and
lmao I wish my Dad was this cool…
dad get off my TUMBLR
methlabrador: everybodys dad has a weird obsession with something
lord-bilingual: kind of a fun happenstance that i drew this on father’s day if your dad sucks magnus burnsides is your dad now
I haven’t been able to do some lineless art in a while so its good to know that i still have a lot of fun with it!Also this is my Chirstmas present for my dad and I wanted to post it here because I’m pretty happy with it
The signs as things my dad has said to me
cop-puncher-666: cyphella: s/o to the kids who got uglier when puberty hit I feel yall 100% s/o to me I’m ripped as hell and my dick is huge and i fuck sex women all day in my nice car and my dad can’t make me eat dirt fuck you dad fuck you dad
iizanimeaddict: My dad just came into my room and shouted at me in Klingon. Am I more embarrassed that he did that or that I know he said I was a disappointment to the empire?
Aw, almost forgot to wish you a happy birthday! It’s my dad’s birthday too. no worries! Thank you very much!
Fictional characters I have adopted as my dad(s)
izayas-dick: So get this, I’m at work with my dad and uncle (they put up erosion fence) and I’m getting paid and stuff. We’re on break and my uncle says, “Well, now you’ll have money to buy your anime books.” and my dad just says, “It’s
jackwynand: daddy issues = not funny being traumatized by a father figure to the point where you can’t trust any man = not funny getting scared of men raising their voices = not funny living your whole life wondering why your dad abused you/left with
agnosticastigmatism: x-scizor: verl-mysidia: mikasaah: is this what naruto looks like ur dad speak for all of us little sushi evan u little shit.
unsuccessfulmetalbenders: honestly my dad is such a freak he never says goodnight like a normal person he just says “i’ll be back” and he goes upstairs and when you ask where he is or go looking for him hes asleep and the next morning when you
glaxeon:my dad asked me why i had 2 rewind n take a picture lmao he doesn’t understand… Shoulda said, “Dad you ain’t never had dee’s nuts?”
dennys: If your Dad had a blog, what would he blog about?
When I was a kid and my dad would call a restaurant to make an order I used to believe he was saying “I’d like to play señora” instead of “I’d like to place an order”. So for years I used to believe that you had
I went downstairs to get coffee and got roped into a convo with my dad and of course he had to hug me and kiss me and it made my skin crawl. He couldn’t talk to me without staring at my boobs so I ran back to my bedroom and he followed me and kept
amovible: My dad is half Turkish and Palestinian so he held up a mayo “with olives” jar and was like “look its me” Your dad is so cool
My mum, dad and sister Ashleigh back in ‘96-97. I miss you so much dad. #rip #dad #missyouguys #family
my dad called me weedy today.
if the chrome i’m flooding your dash with didn’t already inform you, i think i’m turning into my dad… he would be so proud. now, next time i see him, we need to have a car and driver lesson with all his (3,000+) toy cars, going
So my dad just introduced me to galivant, which is a musical show about a twelfth century adventurer. This is a fucking awesome show!
When i was 7 i was heelying through the mall with my family & the mall cop told us to stop so my dad handed him chapstick & said “Don’t hurt your lips when you kiss my ass.” And we all heelied away.
officialalltimelow: alexgaskarthdoingthings: So my dad is a preacher and he was telling us that Halloween is ‘the day of the devil’ and my sister goes “wow a whole day all for me?” And my dad is clinging to his bible now omg This is my favourite
My dad called Pewdiepie retarded and my sister said “No he’s not! All of the other youtubers are!” so I asked her for an example and she said “Game Grumps.”
My mom is a mermaid and my dad is a centaur
undercovermcdfan: jon-snow: when we were babies my dad was a stay-at-home dad while my mom kicked ass in the courtroom but he would carry my twin brother and me around with one baby on the front and one on his back in backpacks and women would come
So dad just came home with a little lemongrass candle for me and he said he thought of me when he saw that it was made from soy wax. I love my dad.
Pooping at my dad’s apt is the worst bc the toilet is too high. It’s so uncomfortable
fairyneko: fairyneko: My dad being adorbs. 🌸 (He/him or they/them) He’s doing it again ugh so cute(also happy early birthday old man! ♥️) Yaaaad Dad. Get it. Happy Birthday from your Aussie daughter.
My parents just told me about this time when I was three that I went in their room when they were out and found my dad’s porn magazines under the bed. They came home and I was sitting on the floor surrounded by fifty something magazines all open
My mama furious as fuck and I love it.
my dad literally called me shaytan and said I ruined my brother’s life lmaoo
Look at what my dad bought me today ;A; omggggg <333
cyanidecatt replied to your post: why must people take your food without…My step-dad did that once a few years ago. I’m still bitter about it.my dad bought two of these 4 pack of muffins, they were buy one get one freeso he got me the chocolate
my dad is finally gonna go to the ER now to check whats wrong with his respiratory system, he has been coughing terribly and feeling out of breath for over a month but he’s been hesitant to go get checked out wish him luck guys ;u;
shotaqueenie: shotaqueenie: okay so my Grandparents gave me this naruto video game for christmas and i haven’t really played it at all, but my Dad freaking loves it i didn’t even know he was playing it until a while ago he came up to me and
My dad just commissioned me lmao
Im demoing at my school’s artists gallery show and my dad works in printing so he printed a couple pieces of mine all fancy like with the good glossy paper n stuff and i think they look pretty rad!
I was taking the requested selfie when my Dad started to attempt to sing some R&B song and I just about lost it
how do I stop my dad from walking in on me while I’m dancing to songs or doing dumb things in general
im about to go visit my momma at the hospital cause she just had back surgery today and shes in her room resting now ;u;
smnius: “My Dad’s had a rough couple years, and… I know that it must not have been easy to raise me alone. He’s kind of a weird guy, but I love him a lot.” Thank you @dreamdaddygame for blessing us w/ trans dad representation!!
