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It’s taken a long time to persuade my Dad I really mean I like it rough but he’s getting the hang of it.
Even after telling my dad “no†many times, he will still find a way to get what he wants
Aletta Ocean - Naughty America - My Dad’s Hot Girlfriend - with James DeenVideo
i came out to my dad today
my dad decided that he is going to put this at the bottom of every serious letter wonder how long it will take his work to notice
turnpikehootenanny: You bear the vicious brunt of this story transition directly in the face. You are getting really tired of this feisty man and his busy fists. Dad is brutal. I wish Dad was my dad. <3
This is a normal conversation between my Dad’s 50 and older friends on facebook
My Perfect Day
There are two fucked awesome super-heroes in this photo. Iron Man and my dad.
My mommy. I’d gladly damn her to hell if it meant she’d be Satan’s bride for all eternity. Taking that Prince of Darkness cock in the pussy, mouth, and ass while i watch, forever and ever. My dad sits in heaven waiting in vain for the
My sister asked me to hide her and her ex-boyfriend in my room so right now they’re literally in my closet because my dad came in asking if I’ve seen them…uhm…
ok so im at the hospital watching over my dad and Im pretty sure IM the one who needs to be watched over because I am spilling juice down my shirt and tripping over cords/wires and causing chaos everywhere I go…
My dad is driving Gabrielle right now in a large kennel with food, water, and litter for 10 hours. I hope my honey girl kitten is all right. 😭
On our spare time my Dad and I spend it watching shows like 20/20 and making fun of white people.
chonce: does anyone else’s mom or dad just watch murder/crime shows all the time or is it just mine
dad story: my dad got kicked out of a porno theatre for bein high and causing a ruckus.
My dad is still convinced I’m a Republican which is the saddest form of denial I’ve ever seen.
Just one hour to go until back-to-back episode of Steven Universe! Catch “Are You My Dad?” followed by “I Am My Mom,” you won’t wanna miss them!
Just a half an hour left until back-to-back new episode of Steven Universe! “Are You My Dad?” followed by “I Am My Mom”
Only 15 minutes to go until back-to-back Steven Universe episodes, “Are You My Dad?” and “I Am My Mom”!
ghostdigits: Catching up on some board posts, starting with “Stuck Together”, “Are You My Dad?”, and “I Am My Mom”.Credit: Topaz head by Raven, Funland BGs by Paul.
menalaus: holyromanhomo: toonamipapi: gothicbomb: reggaeairhorn: weloveshortvideos: My mom when she listens to Mexican music. THE DRAMA! Oh my gOd WHO HURT HER THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT MY FATHER DOES OMG IM SCREAMING I love this lmfao
@AnnaBanks: Grabbed lunch with my dad, my aunt and Jordan. Although Camera Man insisted on snapping the photo for us.
I found the best card for my dad
my dad is sitting next to me and he keeps showing me memes……
neyugneigna: ……… I was my dad’s birthday present…. This is gross….. OMG i was TOOOOOO! WHAT THE FCCCK haha
smdxn: I lost my dad to Fox News: How a generation was captured by thrashing hysteria I don’t recall my father being so hostile when I was growing up. He was conservative, to be sure, but conventionally and thoughtfully so. He is a kind and generous
nomoremissnicebi: My dad has a doppelganger named Eric. For years people have been coming up to him, thinking he was Eric. Sometimes people get a whole conversation going while my dad stands there politely wondering why this stranger is talking to him
My dad was gone for six months in Afghanistan and literally as soon as I stepped in the door, my cat jumped on top of his luggage and wouldn’t move haha.
Just asked my dad about my family tree, which I realized I didn’t know much about/didn’t remember much about. Apparently his uncle was an Admiral in the navy, his cousin (which I forgot) played for the Braves for a bit, and his father (who
stumpkin: the only good story i have is i was once at the same wedding as daniel radcliffe and my dad said ‘you’re a wizard harry’ because my dad looks a lot like hagrid and daniel radcliffe told him to piss off
saaav: yournewfriendshouse: katastrophic-kitten: im-an-octopus: im-an-octopus: im-an-octopus: im-an-octopus: im-an-octopus: im-an-octopus: im-an-octopus: im-an-octopus: So i’m moving out on my own soon and my dad wants to make sure i know
Trying to get my dad to watch venture bros…. i feel like it’d be right up his alley but I don’t want to sit through S1 brock sex scenes with him 😞
The only nigga that will ever matter, my Dad 💙 #dad #romper #purplelivingroom
havin some late night wine with my dad :]
me and my dad on our way to get sushi earlier today. We’re watching Captain America right now and we got super pumped so we’re gonna grab a couple drinks and catch the 10:25 viewing of The Avengers. Nerding out with my dad is so fun.
y'all….my dad texted me and my sister informing us that he got us into ALL the parties going on in vegas next week. it. about. to. go. down. MAGIC is gonna be the shit.
i’m at work with my dad and adele just came on. love this dude.
My dad and I were stuntin at my brothers graduation.
What my dad does so I don’t come home from work and eat his food #lol #food #dad #foodporn #funny #haha #nigga
My dad and I with this creepy doll! #creepy #doll #anbalee #scary #dad #selfie #mall #ahhh #no #likeclowns #nope
My dad 😂😂 #dad #love #family #christmas #dinner #stpete #florida
fairyneko: My dad being adorbs. 🌸 (He/him or they/them) Yaaaas Dad.
fairyneko: 5:25pmAt this point, my dad is more famous on here than I am lol and I’m not even mad. He’s a cool dude— walked through the jungles of Guyana for months just to raise awareness about struggle and poverty, he donated his kidney to a coworker
fairyneko: fairyneko: My dad being adorbs. 🌸 (He/him or they/them) Reblogging again cause today’s his birthday! Happy birthday Tom Cat ♥️ HAPPY BIRTHDAY DADThanks for wanting to be my Dad when no one else ever has. Love you loads.
my sleepy brain is the worst texter, once my friend texted me asking why me and my old boyfriend were breaking up and I texted back “don’t know .. roof stuff” or darfin will ask how my day was and I said “upstairs”
today is super slushy and gross but my mom had an interview today and darfin had an interview and my dad had surgery and tomorrow my brothers birthday!! also I saw my therapist person today who was super proud of me and weighed me which I hate and then
when we were younger this guy was being really mean to my sister and bullying her and my dad came in to talk to the principal but the principal was just like ‘boys will be boys’ so when we were leaving my dad saw the boy running really fast in our
let me share with you guys a small collection of emails my dad has sent me with his candid titles
my dad just told me a story of when he gave three hitchhiking drag queens a ride across the san fran bridge when he lived there
because i wake up late, my dad records new Pokemon episodes every saturday on the dvr for me :33
more rants im sorry so since i can’t eat a regular diet i bought the things i would be eating before i had the surgery like potatoes and yogurts and ramen and things like that, of course now after a week its almost out and my dad did groceries twice
one thing that sucks though since i’m not in the hospital for my Sickle Cell, which is something that I can’t help (like when I get pain), and it’s for something new my dad hasn’t been very kind or supportive of me, every time
anothermatthew replied to your post: my dad has an unexplained anger toward…I guess he feels ignored when people use them. *shrugs*no i mean with strangers, no one in the house has any but he was telling me about how he was at McDs and he saw all
my dad loves lions so i showed him that article about the lionesses with the gene mutations that made them grow manes and he called them freaksWELP :’)
OkaY speaking of IRL character stuff I’m pretty sure I can pull of Jasper at the very leastMe and my friends are talking about going to a con and cosplaying Homeworld gems and im gonna be Jasper, now all I need is my dad to pay for my gym membership
My dad works in printing so he’s able to give me print outs of the stuff I send him AND IM SO EXCITED THESE CANE OUT SO GOOD AHH
antropomorfisme: Why can’t dads sneeze normally
yellow-moonshadow21: thegirlwiththeneonhair: riley-coyote: officialprostitute: why do dads sneeze so loud #to scare predators away from their young My dad sneezed so violently once that he hit his head on his desk and almost knocked himself out.
omfggg my dad is laughing at something in the other room and his laugh is sO HIGH PITCHED IM C RYINHSFhfsh
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