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bunjywunjy:charlottan:depsidase:i call to my children on christmas morning and they all snap their legs running down our ribcage stairsthe OSHA inspector takes one look at this and starts strangling the architect with his bare hands
dalmonite: “These are my children.” “They look nothing li—” “LOOK HOW BEAUTIFUL THEY ARE.”
grumpytrans: if you don’t have a dad/don’t have a very good dad, i will be your dad for Father’s Day,,,,,,, you’re all my children, let me poorly barbecue for you all and never finish house projects
firstoffletmesayi: deenoverdami: I want to be the house that my children’s friends want to come to, because despite whatever they’re facing at home, they’ll know they’ll find a second family with me and mine. This is a beautiful goal.
havanapitbull: truckstopglam: I love all of my children equally Reservoir Dogs (1992)
p-cinereus: i love my children and i love their color palettes
ameliastardust: So my children’s theatre company hosted a “Halloween Hoedown” themed fundraiser a couple years ago. We let the kids help with decorating and this was the end result…
sickfuture: how do i explain this to my children?
shacklefunk: a thing i only recently realized i knew abt character design that isnt just common sense apparently: do not start ur character design by doing a full, refined turnaround/model sheet. like. everyone in my childrens book il class is fuckin
gaymutual: Me, waking up my children in 2035: “Get woke, Bae and Thot, it’s time to vore breakfast!”
citizen-zero: teaboot: masochist-incarnate: mysidehustleisanxiety: I want the winners of Masterchef Junior to judge Masterchef. Like, HUMILIATE THE POMPOUS LOSER ADULTS, MY CHILDREN. DO IT. MAKE THEM FEEL STUPID. Adults deserve to feel like that once
drunkpartysluts: humbledhoney:fourlughero:sizvideos:Gum Wrapper Fire StarterVideoFucking NOTEDy’all have officially taught me some shit. that emergency blunt starter I will teach my children this some day
pyroar: blxop: pyroar:uhm… why are all these kids in movies these days ‘heterosexual’? aren’t they a little bit young to know their sexualities…?… :/ i don’t want my children seeing this garbage… what if it turns them straight????? no
pearl-likes-pi: LOOK HOW FAR MY CHILDREN HAVE COME
kahazel: All my children are growing up so well
micma: I’d like to introduce you to my children
mellondraws:“If you say one more word, I will feed you to my children…Just kidding. We are vegetarians.” (M’Baku from Black Panther!)✨
ttoba: I came across an old video of Teen Titans clips and it hit me with the gigantic wave of nostalgia. Been binge watching some memorable episodes so it was an absolute need for me to draw my children out! These two created such embarrassing high
handsome-kakigori: [The Wayfinder Trio]My children who deserve all the great things in this world 💙✨
swiggityswee: THE WORST THING IN THE WORLD IS WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS U CHIPS AND U REACH IN THE BAG BUT U CAN’T GET A HOLD OF A CHIP AND U START SWEATIN’ AND PEOPLE ARE STARING CUZ U CAN’T GET HOLD OF A GODDAMN CHIP AND THEN CHILDREN ARE SCREAMING
la-amore-dispute: creeping-devth: cubebreaker: TurboRoo, a chihuahua born without its front legs, was given a 3D printed cart made by San Diego firm 3dyn so he could train to be a service dog for disabled children. Omfg Omg
irwinhat: Children’s dreams come true. 5SOS as superheroes :)
swolizard: Kids fucking up spelling is one reason why I want to have children one day
stephenhawqueen: the US is unreal like girls cant wear shorts to school, you can literally lose your job for being gay, and unarmed black children are brutally murdered on the regular but old white ppl r still like “what a beautiful country. i can
zetta-knight: lokidarklordofall: why are teenagers so damn angry? because they’re treated like children and expected to behave like adults Finally, someone says it.
trebled-negrita-princess: It’s kinda sad how children automatically label themselves as “dumb” when they can’t do or understand MATH… Seeing how the world puts so much emphasis on MATH, nobody gets credit when they’re amazing at writing,
josnfranceschi: lokidarklordofall: why are teenagers so damn angry? because they’re treated like children and expected to behave like adults
ohemmoh: all time low zombie paper children inspired by something’s gotta give :-)
tateloveschu: it is necessary for children to be raised with dogs
beyonce-af:thetremblingofmyhand:bUT SEX ED IN SCHOOL WILL CORRUPT THE CHILDREN IT’S OKAY THERE PARENTS WILL TELL THEMsir that is your nipple
hugealienpie: sweaterkittensahoy: gotalittlebowonit: if you dont believe in god thats fine but when extremely horrible things have happened and people are praying for the lost souls of children, it is not the time to speak up. it is not just “stating
debthaver: un-neofriended: Someone please quickly explain baby clothing sizes to me baby clothes are smaller than most adult or even childrens clothes. i hope this helps
goingtobuffalo: the heterosexual agenda terrifies me. creating new small humans?? football?? bootcut jeans????? how the fuck am I supposed to explain this to my children
fruitsgarden: my children have too many legs .. but they are handsome and strong
masonismrflowers: water-writer: dont give children’s coloring books to college students
pyroar:blxop: pyroar:uhm… why are all these kids in movies these days ‘heterosexual’? aren’t they a little bit young to know their sexualities…?… :/ i don’t want my children seeing this garbage… what if it turns them straight????? no
micdotcom: Uterus transplants could let trans women have children An Ohio clinic recently made history when it began screening women for a groundbreaking medical procedure: transplanting a uterus into a woman who doesn’t have one. The transplants have
kingdomheartsddd: Concept: My children not being corrupted by whiteness and never going through self hate.
ketchupcapacity: matt-ruins-feminisms-shit: hooligan-nova: nflstreet: Shakira Law Do we start with: 1. The fact that this is clearly supposed to be the One Ring from Lord of the Rings 2. “Shakira Law” 3. The implication that children either know
theneckstroke: theneckstroke: reblog with the tv show ur parents wouldn’t let u watch when u were younger in the tags i’ll start mine was married…with children @ literally everyone reblogging this post what the FUCK was happening on ed, edd, &
leviathan-supersystem: oh so i guess millennial children are too busy eating avocado toast to enjoy a nice hearty detergent pod
wednesdayrosa28: Animated POC Week Day 6- Favorite Outfits Ahaha what, you thought it was possible for me to actually pick ONE favorite outfit? That’s like choosing between my children. I choose all of them.
platinum-bulletss: goldennmami: creamofmango: janemba: nofaddano: flacarica:my children are going to have no white friends our kids are gonna beat on kids like these I’m so sad This is so violent and they don’t even know it He look like
dalmonite:“These are my children.” “They look nothing li—” “LOOK HOW BEAUTIFUL THEY ARE.”
decepticon-in-disguise: What I will tell my children when they’re scared of the dark.
luckymlmb: patoispapi: I want to be the house that my children’s friends want to come to, because despite whatever they’re facing at home, they’ll know they’ll find a second family with me and mine. this
prominent-afro-history: The legendary actress Debbie Morgan known as Dr Angie Hubbard on ALL MY Children. An actress her opened doors for women for other African American actress on tv. If you back on her style she has to be one the most stylish women
lovinn-life96: bakeitrideitgood: petit-poids: Little Linda Perfection Please o please have my children
sissymissytv: thehilltopmansion: kinkmy: Nina Lawless and Michelle Firestone at alltgirls.com Always reblog. I’m in love with Michelle Firestone. I want her to have my children. blessed be anal sex
samsketch: “Once a little boy sent me a charming card with a little drawing on it. I loved it. I answer all my children’s letters — sometimes very hastily — but this one I lingered over. I sent him a card and I drew a picture of a Wild Thing
clytxmnestra:*zeus voice* i love all my children equally! ares, athena, and *looks at smudged writing on hand* hepatitis
dalmonite: “These are my children.” “They look nothing li—” “LOOK HOW BEAUTIFUL THEY ARE.”
perfict-lioness: im going to show my children this movie .
screamingnitrogenchallenge:I will force my children to do this.
iraffiruse: The potatoes have escaped Run my children. Run.
cartimanduas: what is it that i would not do for my children? gladly will i let them hate me, if only they might have a better life than mine.