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Crayon doodle drawn during lunch on the back of a children’s menu…after all, I only use the finest professional art materials >>;
heidisaman:“When I make a movie I always have to have a theme, preferably in one word that I can - when I made The Conversation the theme was privacy. When I made The Godfather the theme was succession.And I taught my children to try to know what that
dalmonite: “These are my children.” “They look nothing li—” “LOOK HOW BEAUTIFUL THEY ARE.” <333
aphrodite-and-proof: https://www.mediafire.com/?jcts4upctsdae5w go forth my children. SFM DA SHIT OUT OF THIS. btw, this is in fbx, and the skinning is incomplete. i tried to include as much as i could to get you started. i wont be working on this model
slbtumblng: thestooge-223: @slbtumblng My children. I want <3
yano: samael: becausebirds: Flying chickens fly my children @cloudvll that’s just falling….with style~
marcuslarry: Lapis is probably gonna leave peridot in the end. If that’s the case, it probably wouldn’t end well. I can see peridot begging the crystal gems to get her back. Please don’t torture my children Rebecca……. T ^T
fowllanguagecomics: It’s how I torture my children.Bonus PanelKnow what a great Mother’s Day gift is? D’aw.
tastefullyoffensive: Scumbag Santa This is why if I have gremlins of my own, I won’t lie to him/her/it about “Santa.” Fuck that imaginary fat piece of shit. I’ll take the credit you minime version of me.
I just heard some of the most nauseatingly obnoxious arguments regarding football today. I was listening to the Mason and Ireland podcast on my ESPN Radio app and the goddamn football injury issues stumbled into the conversation. Hear I am, listening
dingoinnuendo: my brother wouldnt do his homework Proper parenting.
Parenting, my way.
godtricksterloki: lady-sith: ozzyosborntodie: me and my posse on our way to fuck yo man This is what’s wrong with kids today, they are what 12, 13? And dress almost like 17 year holds. Not cool man & look at the blonde girl she’s barely
If I have a female hellspawn of my own, I’ll give her this as a child and teach ‘er how to use it.
sixpenceee:Some more of the creepiest thing said by kids. I have more collages on my blog. Here they are:Creepy Things Said by Kids Part 1Creepy Things Said by Kids Part 2Creepy Things Said by Kids Part 3Kid’s Imaginary Friends I’ve got MANY
slothsinpants:CAPTAIN YAMAGUCHI,,,,, LONG HAIRED TSUKISHIMA ,,,,, I CAN’t,,,,, KAGEYAMA 😭 MY CHILDREN
thatsfmnoob: rastafariansfm: aphrodite-and-proof: https://www.mediafire.com/?jcts4upctsdae5w go forth my children. SFM DA SHIT OUT OF THIS. btw, this is in fbx, and the skinning is incomplete. i tried to include as much as i could to get you started.
47-asura:Some freshly doodled portraits of my children. Placed in a chronological order so you can kinda see how I warmed up. :’D Captions included.
fruitsgarden: my children have too many legs .. but they are handsome and strong
Send "Babies" If your muse would have children with mine, for their reaction.
houseparagade: prawnrelay: anytime kaidan is spelled as ‘kaiden’ a child is blown up by a reaper #and this is why there are no children in mass effect
daluckdragon26:sliversoakley-deactivated202008:When my children ask what the world was like before coronavirus I’m showing them this
ask-oddends: Ask # 255 Sweet dreams my children. Princess fluffy watches over. XD!!
dalmonite: “These are my children.” “They look nothing li—” “LOOK HOW BEAUTIFUL THEY ARE.” Aww~! ;w; <3
ponybalderdashery: officialknoife: gokuma: roddaprime: daysofstorm: dalmonite: “These are my children.” “They look nothing li—” “LOOK HOW BEAUTIFUL THEY ARE.” for some reason I really like that she’s called Hilda. This happened
loveofsunshineandshadows: sometimes i cry because graduation in haikyuu doesnt just mean goodbye suga, asahi and daichi its also goodbye kiyoko, goodbye matsukawa, goodbye hanamaki, goodbye ushijima, goodbye kai, goodbye oikawa, goodbye konoha, goodbye
ultimatefightdad: bunnywith: ultimatefightdad: puzzle-dragon: Joss Whedon: Natasha and Bruce are in love and Clint’s married with children!Me: Laura Barton exists in Earth-1610 (Ultimates) and that earth’s nick fury is Samuel L. Jackson. It’s
arfurpendraguhn: thedailywhat: Cosplaying Kids of the Day: The adorabz is strong with these two. [NCOTB.] dsljfsladfj CAN THESE BE MY CHILDREN?
(via xyxrebellion) If I spawn, I want to be a mom that calls out on my children’s misinformed friend’s opinions.
toddnauck: Carol Danvers, Captain Marvel. Watercolor and Pigma Micron Marker 11x17 art for St. Jude Children’s Hospital charity auction at New York Comic Con Oct 2012.
savarend replied to your post “savarend replied to your post “I think the saddest thing about writing…” ugh my children ;~; but at the same time think about how much better off bert and annie and reiner are. ymir too, although she still has
estellecampanella: if i die young bury me in transparent reblogglable eremins
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suikerpil: congrats my children, i’m so so proud of you
paolin-huang: Sunrise releases TIGER&BUNNY: THE RISING HERO festival vers.
momochanners: keyshakitty: I just can’t stop watching Dean’s swag walk! <3 My sexuality is Fili’ s swagger gdi
purpurrpurrrin: あかこっこ
ellyshepard: my children
roundfound: late night noodlin in school, trying out that color blobbing style again he was supposed to be Howl but turned into Armin??? complete with cheesy falling petals and tears from staring too hard at whatever it is.. oh well
pagetvbrewster: Favourite Criminal Minds Episodes | 4.24 Amplification (18/68) Reid: “Security is mostly a superstition. It does not exist in nature, nor do the children of men as a whole experience it.” Helen Keller
I just spent last night unable to stop thinking about Joseph spitting on Caesar’s junk and Caesar grabbing her by his feet and hissing, “Don’t you ever do that again.” And you expect me to teach children????? I’m out.
deadbishop: no wait that children’s book is actual best, they nailed Hamilton’s personality
inklie: the square mom teaching her meat children to be cool
aromantickinjou: excited children with the world ahead of them. so smol. so innocent.
new street tree
与えられ
softboydepot: me boys :^)
cherryandsisters:i love buff naruto and anxiety sasuke
kiwimidnight: Children, what will be will be. We need to focus on bringing our best, not worrying about what anyone else is bringing. We may not be a house of numbers, but we are a house of love. POSE — 8. “ Mother of the Year ”
bluegears990: The perfect breeding hips for carrying my children…
mckaylaseventer: My children
just-shower-thoughts: By the time I’m an adult, “High School Musical” will be to my children what “Grease” is to me.
mommydearestthings: breedingandseeding:Mom never looked better than when she was carrying a litter of my children Mommy loves having her son’s babies inside of her. I love it even more now that I know I have twins. I can’t wait to see how big I
7 Things I Wish Parents Would Stop Teaching Their Children:
those-1d-imagines: humpingharreh: I’M LITERALLY ON THE FLOOR LOOK AT HIM JUST LOOK AT HIM FATHER MY CHILDREN YOU FUCKING BEAUTIFUL BASTARD ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
blogginbitch: FATHER MY CHILDREN PLEASE PLEASE UGH FUCK
chloweafterdark: medic278: unbridledkentuckyspirit: thefuckshitmagnet: humbledivachronicles: mr—mosby: stay at home dad leaves post its for his wife (part 2 ya lil shits) Going to need more note pads… awwwwww!!!! Oh. My. God. I fuckin’
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