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“I have five children.” Okay, so this one’s actually a bit of an inside joke… My ex-boyfriend, (whom I am no longer on speaking terms with), has a daughter now, and he’s been persistently trying to inform me of this fact.
i am losing my shit over these children i swear to god
To discover that Concorde was actually the work of an unknown 19th century child is an uplifting and emotional experience. And a quick experiment reveals that the same basic design is still in production by school children today. Children say their
I just watched Children of Dune and i just
lpilz: I’ve always liked the idea of villains as children, so here’s my favourite group, the Akatsuki as BABIES. I imagined this as being them graduating the academy and getting their pictures taken.
trey-peg: mobbinonthalow: REMEMBER WHEN ALL THE WHITE PPL WERE MAD AT ME BC I SAID WHITE KIDS ARE SATAN??? IM SAYING IT AGAIN. I don’t believe in spanking children, but if they are acting like this……. Smh. But then again my children won’t be
I was at my Grandma’s place and saw this childrens book.All I could think off when I saw it was… Five Nights at Freddy’s Bonnie and Foxy… the early years
Ask yourself “Why is Biblical Moses trying to put gunk on my children? Maybe he’s planning on killing all the children again like he did in Egypt?” • /r/RothschildFamily
Here’s a photo of my children . I’ve got a ton. 》》I would be impressed, but due to the quality of the photo I can’t assess the quality of your children lol 》》♡.KT
I truly hope everyone who thinks that selling stories (written in explicit sexual detail of real r*pe and abuse of minors that actually occurred in REAL LIFE) ~isn’t child p*rn~ is never allowed to be around children or have children. You are trash.
jackerlope: “how will i explain gay couples to my children” if you can explain to your children that an immortal man in a red suit who lives in the north pole travels around the entire world on one night every year on a sleigh carried by magical flying
gdwunderpus: auryane: therevolutionisnevercoming: therevolutionisnevercoming: Ah yes, my dear children Moon Unit, Crispy, and Delete. Found in the best baby names book Why is this still getting notes yes this is my children Moon Unit No. 1 and Moon
did-you-kno: Dominic Deville stalks young victims for a week, sending chilling texts, making prank phone calls and setting traps in letterboxes. He posts notes warning children they are being watched, telling them they will be attacked. ‘The clown’s
#Playground. #Watchmen. #War #plane ✈ 👶 #Unexpected #meeting or “Give my bucket!” 😃😏😮😮 Встреча на Эльбе #kids #children #parents #baby #babyboy #babygirl #games #gatchina #spb #piter #гатчина #спб
I love how little kids don’t distinguish between hetrosexual and homosexual. I showed my my 5 year old nephew BooBoo a picture of a girl and said that one day I was going to marry her just to see how he’d react and he reacted by telling
silversarcasm: its so important to have disabled presence in children’s media, disabled kids grow up with really harmful messages about being burdens, ugly and unwanted and that needs to be challenged, we need to be showing disabled kids that they’re
pussylipgloss: my children: hey mom whats for dinner?? me: oh hunny im serving up looks tonight! my children: mother we haven’t eaten in days
ghibli-collector: The House that raised Wolf Children -“The following year, I left home to live in the Junior high school dormitory. My mother said the 12 years she spent raising us, felt like a moment as if it were a fairy tale. She said so happily
acrumblebatchwithcustardfreeman: casibarria: These are photos of children crying for some great reasons, and these are my favorites lol. I would cry if I met Bill Murray too. Like, sob inconsolably. Kids. Are. Fucking. Retarded.
fujiaski: “How will i explain gay couples to my children” If you can explain to your children that an immortal man in a red suit who lives in the north pole travels around the entire world on one night every year on a sleigh carried by magical
I NEED TO WORK ON HEADCANONS!!!!!!!!!! but so far I have: trans woman garcia agender reid trans man morgan (maybe? his past makes me a little ah no about it, but as the anon pointed out, it’d be p great) I’ll get more, don’t worry.
deadlydinos: “Stop overanalyzing children’s stories” Stop deliberately feeding children nothing but whitewashed sexist cishet stories during their formative years to perpetuate your oppressive ideologies A child will not die from shock
greencarnations: cinematicsymphony: This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be. CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE: do not react. at the most,
ironmanstan: ironmanstan: firstborn children are the dumbest currency ever lmao what if i never planned on having a child huh? ye hi Old Witch From Forest i want abs and four billion dollars you can have all my children in return tbh shut up you Dumb
Satan’s Children (1975)watch it;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWthCm8i-PYI love this movie. That reflects poorly on my character. (⊙﹏⊙✿)
I did it. I finally watched Wolf Children. Excuse me while I go bawl my eyes out at 4 in the morning.
almost-never-lively: officialwumbo: agirlnamedagnes: This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day. We don’t have kids. We are adults. We pay bills. And drink water from a whale. Money whale spent get out
jackerlope: “how will i explain gay couples to my children” if you can explain to your children that an immortal man in a red suit who lives in the north pole travels around the entire world on one night every year on a sleigh carried by magical
soberscientistlife:Teach your children how to deal with emotions in a constructive way. I wish I had done this with my children.
4mysquad: Missing Children in Baltimore: Share please help bring them home. #AyannaColeman #RayneColeman #BlackLivesMatter Signal Boost, this my side of town too
fujiaski: “how will i explain gay couples to my children” if you can explain to your children that an immortal man in a red suit who lives in the north pole travels around the entire world on one night every year on a sleigh carried by magical
Props to my cousin-in-law’s coworker. #blackandwhite #Vietnam #children
lolfactory: My children sent me this from Target with the text “because we are your children.” I’ve never been more proud. ➨ funny tumblr➨ facebook➨ twitter➨ pinterest[via imgur]
themadtilde: idiot parent: but how will i explain it to my children? me: the same fucking way you’d explain a man and a woman, but now it’s either two women or two men idiot parent: but my children theY wO’nT UnDERStANd iT!! me: … me: if you seriously
magicalgirlmindcrank: rapidreptile: wvrmple: rapidreptile: my mom bought a “all my children have paws” mug in an effort to disown us in favor of her dogs but she is blissfully unaware of the fact that two of her children are actually furries why
davidalleynes: tifadyke: davidalleynes: tifadyke: on one hand i don’t believe in really restricting media from my children. i understand the importance of varied intake with media. that being said i will not allow my children to watch paw patrol.
republicanidiots: animesocialistparty: Capitalists will have children go without food before they give up even the tiniest part of their wealth. I’ve actually asked Republicans why they’re against feeding children. They believe the kids are hungry
sensibilitywithspiceofsweetness: siriuslynotamuggle: lokitookthetardis: imadehimsaycomfychairs: krabkakes15: astroidbelt-moved: Doctor Who as a children’s book. oH my heaRTtt. This is how I will introduce my children to Doctor Who at a young
kiefeon: bongl0ve: thepolisthennous: thecurrentawesome: if only they had pikachu, but whatever I still shit my pants when I saw these :) :) :) would never smoke out of these, let my children play with them why would you want your children to play
euoria: laezi: appealing-strangerss: scanda-l: dolc-vita: have my children Oh my fucking god. I have already named our children 😍 wait but hes so perfect what styles stillinski from teen wolf
also yesterday while we were talking about baby names and having children darfin looked at me while running his finger down my spine and very seriously said ‘if god forbid we cant have children naturally I want us to adopt a medium child’this is
puretchalla: ☆ Holes (2003) - You, your children, and your children’s children will dig for the next 100 years,
__ You can congratulate me too . I am both mother and father to my children. My children often say that they have “stone fun” this day. ___
dailypurplecarnival: MY BABIES! MY CHILDREN WHO MURDERED ME 40 TIMES!!! THE CUTEST CHILDREN IN THE WORLD ILYSM
asylum-art:Brandon Kidwell: ‘Wisdom for my Children’Photographer Brandon Kidwell created a series of double exposure portraits entitled ‘Wisdom for my Children’. He created the images with his iPhone and post-processed using some photo apps to