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lixpex: The Muscle Nerds, part 1: Dad thought by giving me the Serum, he’d make a meathead jock out of me. But ha! I’m still smart, and just as big a nerd as I ever was. (My superhero cosplay is gonna kick ass now.) It didn’t turn me straight either
family-fucking:neighborhoodof: My step-mom loves to spend time with me whenever dad is out of home When dad goes grocery shopping, son has to feed mom in the meantime so she doesn’t get too hungry.
All I and my stepsister Amanda do is fuck since me and mom first moved in with her and her dad. Her pussy is so amazing. I learned so much from her over the year. She is 26 and I’m 17. I remember the first time like it was yesterday. “Holy fuck,
dadsboysbears: dadsboysbears: Lots of Dads Boys Bears Musclebears Redheads Black Men (submissions welcome, all over 18 please) Follow me at Dads Boys Bears Reds Blacks. The friction is fantastic!
troffie: TONIGHT! Steven Universe returns at 7PM with TWO brand spanking new episodes: STEVEN FLOATS and DROP BEAT DAD! The first one is boarded by Paul Villeco and the second one is boarded by me and Lamar and brought to you by the color green.
awiccanfromdetroit: my dad was taking me driving and after i parked i got out and checked then shouted “IM STRAIGHT-well at least my parking job is” and my dad slams his hand onto the dashboard and goes “YOU COULDNT HAVE WAITED UNTIL COLLEGE TO
blacklongfellow: My son, Jay, has always liked to horseplay with me. I love the fact my boy is so affectionate with me, even in public. One time, after bringing groceries into the house, Jay says to me “Dad, I think we gonna need a bigger house!”
lorrenabee: awiccanfromdetroit: my dad was taking me driving and after i parked i got out and checked then shouted “IM STRAIGHT-well at least my parking job is” and my dad slams his hand onto the dashboard and goes “YOU COULDNT HAVE WAITED UNTIL
canitouchitdaddy: Dad is such a show off. But it’s ok, it’s only me and sometimes my buddy Nate from school around the house, and Nate loves looking at dad’s body and cock. Touching too. (via canitouchitdaddy)
iguanamouth:why was ariel so impressed with the fucking fork in the ship “WHATS THIS WOW” are you kidding me your dad swings around a giant glorified golden fork everyday the state mermaid education is in is appalling
iguanamouth: why was ariel so impressed with the fucking fork in the ship “WHATS THIS WOW” are you kidding me your dad swings around a giant glorified golden fork everyday the state mermaid education is in is appalling
danascullys: It is important to me that you feel safe. That you and your family feel safe.aka “Hopper being a better dad to this family than their actual dad since the beginning”
andrewhurleys: andrewhurleys: andrewhurleys: my dad texts or snapchats me everytime fob is on the radio I REGRET TELLING MY DAD HOW MANY NOTES THIS HAS HE KEEPS GOING ON POWER TRIPS AND SAYIG “I HAVE 10,000 FRIIIEEEENDSSSSS” and “you can do
robertmccracken: tyleroakley: robertmccracken: my dad did an impression of how i pose in photos YOUR DAD IS MY EVERYTHING. tyler the fact that you reblogged this literally makes me so happy
awiccanfromdetroit: awiccanfromdetroit: my dad was taking me driving and after i parked i got out and checked then shouted “IM STRAIGHT-well at least my parking job is” and my dad slams his hand onto the dashboard and goes “YOU COULDNT HAVE WAITED
chiaroscurolife:prismatic-bell:rockytop-liberty: Yo, so my dad is an OTR truck driver, and: BUUUUULLLLLLSHIT!!!!1) show me the sit-down restaurant in this photo where my dad can have a proper meal. What’s that? It’s all fast food? Fuck his health
whitedane: pyrilia: my dads renovating his kitchen and he called me out of my room to help him but when i came out so i called him and IM PSSING MYSELF HES JUST CHILLING IN THE ROOF HE DIDNT EVEN NEED MY HELP OMFG Ceiling Dad is watching you pee
romenlow: melissasdirtydiary:Whenever I have a pool party with my friends, Dad makes sure that he is home. As we have fun, Dad takes my girlfriends into the house one by one to enjoy them. Of course, he starts it all off by fucking me, his own daughter.
andrewhurleys: andrewhurleys: andrewhurleys: andrewhurleys: my dad texts or snapchats me everytime fob is on the radio I REGRET TELLING MY DAD HOW MANY NOTES THIS HAS HE KEEPS GOING ON POWER TRIPS AND SAYIG “I HAVE 10,000 FRIIIEEEENDSSSSS” and
So, you're the bitch, who saw the bitch, who told the bitch, that I was a bitch. If I'm a bitch, then you're a bitch for calling me a bitch. Your mom is a bitch for having a bitch, your dad is a bitch for fucking a bitch. Well listen bitch, it takes a
mexicanpelon: titaniumtopper: dogboi37: white-boy-destruction: Step-Father teaching his son the ways of the world. This is how it is and this is what you must do. thanks for teaching me dad https://titaniumtopper.tumblr.com/archive Such hot black
I’ve forgotten how much this song means to me. I can’t help but get emotional listening to it. It makes me miss my parents, my father, and my uncle. And the worst is that it reminds me of all the pain my dad has gone through, but how amazing
explosm:Are you too much like your dad? That sucks. Or it rules, if you’ve got a rad dad. Either way, you should own this shirt:http://store.explosm.net/products/copy-of-the-beer-is-addicted-to-me-t-shirt
atrafeathers: pixiedust-paycheck: OH MY GOD IT TOOK ME LIKE A FULL MINUTE AND LAUGHED SO HARD WHOOAAAAaaa #i dON’T GET IT the one handing out the candy is Jonathan Taylor Thomas, the voice of Simba in The Lion King. His dad in the show is Tim Allen,
prismatic-bell:aqueerkettleofish: prismatic-bell:rockytop-liberty: Yo, so my dad is an OTR truck driver, and: BUUUUULLLLLLSHIT!!!!1) show me the sit-down restaurant in this photo where my dad can have a proper meal. What’s that? It’s all fast food?
radioactivesupersonic: If you ever ask me who’s real space dad in Voltron my input is always Coran. Listen- if we’re determined to cast this found family in stereotypical roles that it may or may not fit, Shiro’s not dad. He’s the perfectionist
lovetastesbetterwithakiss: awiccanfromdetroit: my dad was taking me driving and after i parked i got out and checked then shouted “IM STRAIGHT-well at least my parking job is” and my dad slams his hand onto the dashboard and goes “YOU COULDNT
mycroftly: when guardians of the galaxy finished and the credits started, a few people got up and started leaving and i said to my dad “this process is what i like to call ‘weeding out the weak’” and the woman in front of me heard me and laughed
estrelecer: I didn’t. I still want to find Dad… and you’re still a pain in the ass. But Jess and Mom… they’re both gone. Dad is God knows where. You and me, we’re all that’s left. So, uh, if we’re gonna see this through, we’re gonna
melissasdirtydiary:Whenever I have a pool party with my friends, Dad makes sure that he is home. As we have fun, Dad takes my girlfriends into the house one by one to enjoy them. Of course, he starts it all off by fucking me, his own daughter.
diosplatano: cacafueg0: My dad told me the Cuban military is starting to do exercises to prepare for a trump presidency. Just when things were starting to go for the better on the island my ma just told be the exact same thing. this shit is fucked.
idreamofbrother: I LOVE my dad’s cock. I love to lick it and suck it and make it big and stroke it and get it all wet and slippery. My dad is making me ready to be a good girl for the right man. But for now, it’s just his cock I want. And
my dad is that type of parent that feels that just because he had kids then those kids owe him stuffmy mom made a comment a while ago (which she later apologized to me about) that i don’t give dad some of the money i earn which i instead use on myself,
melissasdirtydiary: Whenever I have a pool party with my friends, Dad makes sure that he is home. As we have fun, Dad takes my girlfriends into the house one by one to enjoy them. Of course, he starts it all off by fucking me, his own daughter.
fleurotica: yesterday my dad hugged me out of the blue and told me how proud he was of me and how glad he is ive turned out the way i have and then today he looked at me and said you’re so lucky n i was like what and he said that you can wear no make
hornymommy9: dreamingofmom: My dad was suspicious that mom was having an affair with someone from work so he told me to check on her regularly, which I do - almost every day. What my dad doesn’t know is that I’m the one that’s been boning mom