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rodeoqueer: wolverine30: brent and his big cock I want to meet that boy in the woods and let him fuck me raw, hard and mercilessly, abusing me like the whore Dad I am. he is better as a bottom
- Hi dad. Do you remember our play last time I visited you and your wife?. - Yes honey. What is the problem?. - Look at the result. - GOD!!!. Why did you not tell me before?. - Mom wanted me to abort, but as I love you so much I wanted to have it. Do
Went out to eat with the family today and my dad asked me if i can speak korean and my big sister just goes “Ni Hao Kai Lan” …
sexuallyfrustratedjellybabies: sexuallyfrustratedjellybabies: so my dog was reunited with his parents today and his dad has provided me with the best reaction picture eVER you think this is a game, son? this post is 16 notes away from 70k what the
My dad just told me to vote for Mitt Romney. EDIT: He also is fanboying over George Bush. If a toilet bowl could whack me in the head and kill me right now, that’d be really cool.
jackfrost-flakes: black-frostbite: thatxannoyingxbitchyxbrunette: So my dad watched ROTG with me. At the end, he said this; “And the truth behind the story is all this happened in the last few minutes of his brain dying in the lake” I think I may
dunkstein: koobaxion: here’s a hot take: giftwrap is dumb, 95% of the time you can just hand someone the thing and accomplish the same task. Society has conditioned us to love wrapping shit up for no reason, probably by gift wrap industry people.
cheesewhizexpress: This is @ralfmaximus he graciously submitted a few pictures and the captions below. Thank you friend for the wonderful share. Me wearing my wife’s pearls, about 2001 Me being a dad, about 2008 Craptastic webcam pic, about 2014
cosmic-noir: she-dontlye: jvzmina: sincerelyadora: elionking: horusyounggod: middle-eastt: weloveshortvideos: when you leave the baby home with his dad The way the baby looked directly at the camera He ready to snitch but he can’t talk yet
flamestrology: unzodiaced: art-is-the-word: byebabysayonara: death-limes: “What color is your eyeshadow?” “HURRGGH” Tag yourself I’m RESEARCH CHEMICALS EAT THE WEAK obvious dick joke dad why don’t you love me OR don’t cry out loud
My dads childless girlfriend has this photo in her bathroom of these stock image babies. And every time I go to the bathroom or take a shower I feel like that middle one is just eyeing me with these weird eyes like “weird seeing you here in this
lollypopeauthor: When mom is home and dad is desperate, he takes me into the forest behind the house and fucks my brains out!More stories here: http://bit.ly/lollypope
victorsparade: my-astral-body: coffeeshine: blueeyedmenace: The walking dead// Rick Grimes dad jokes I SHOULDN’T LAUGH AT THIS BUT OH LAWD this is the post that has cheered me up LMAO Because with everything going on in the world (the Christian
dadsfamilyandfriends2: Dad just texted me from the hotel lobby. Orestes is here and they will be up in 10 minutes. Confides that Orestes has a fantasy about walking in on me while I am sucking myself, presenting my ass. NOW he tells me. Okay, I hear
sex-in-the-family: txt: dad remember when i caught you watching me in the shower, well how about you come and fuck me instead? my bf is on holiday and he will never find out! dont tell mom, we can keep it our little secret.
chelseaswickedworld2: “A thorough cum shampoo and full facial from my dad and his dedicated male friends is always a special treat for me (and the guys). It is degrading, debased and humiliating and does a number on the self-esteem for a daughter
lokionathroneoflies: So this is The Shower Incident: My dad decided that he could not stand getting on a plane without showering immediately beforehand. Since my shower is closer to the airport, he commandeered it, giving me only half a day’s notice.
sodalite-full: Violet: Aunt Voyd, can you drive me to the basketball game? Tony is playing and Mom and dad are busy. Voyd, a lesbian that knows very well that she is the type of gay that can’t drive: …. YesVoyd and Violet pull up to the game with
erwinsmitn: erwinsmitn: my dad works for the white house and he just told me that apparently the government banned kissanime on the white house wifi cause officials were watching it like, a noticeable amount wait, I just mentioned this to him again
metal-rider: jennikeatts: focusbtch: syrianlady: This will happen when you leave men alone with babies. facking hell i cant stop laughing I like how in the first one he shakes the baby to make it grab the candy So the moral of the story is leave
fuckkait: rainspelled: kittenesque:(For non-US people who don’t know, FAFSA is the federal college financial aid stuff) According to my FAFSA, my dad is able to use half of his salary to pay for both me and my brother to be in college at the same
andrewgylb: joshboybutts: DAD this swimsuit you got me is aaaaahhhh a little breezy in the Rear ! Dont worry son , all the boys are going to be wearing them at the Father/son picnick, just remember to use lots of sun block when we get to the beach.
imkindaoldfashioned: scottymoracecosplay: my-astral-body: coffeeshine: blueeyedmenace: The walking dead// Rick Grimes dad jokes I SHOULDN’T LAUGH AT THIS BUT OH LAWD this is the post that has cheered me up LMAO this is so great! xD Literally
iamleslieknope: meladoodle: someone is trying to convince me that the name ‘glen’ is short for ‘glenjamin’ and i cant stop laughing This is my dad’s name so guess who just got a new nickname Actually very mad at myself I haven’t thought
mandingofever: “ My dad came all the way from the Carribean as soon as I told him I was about to get married to you. He is the leading Nigger Bull of my pack after all and he made me the young bull that I am today. He can’t give me his blessing without
standbyfortitanfall: Okay right, this is the story of one of the fucking nicest things ever. So I’m in Bodrum in Turkey, and my dad gives me some money to get some grapes. I’m not usually the fruit loving type but these grapes (Still with the seeds
jdlaclede: jdlaclede: every now and then tumblr reminds me that my dad asked for a furry pic for his 57th birthday might as well tell the story behind that so, my dad’s birthday is coming up, and since he doesn’t text, ever (he’s luddite that way),
schools dumb. teachers are dumb. fake people piss me off. presentations in class are gay. mine and Jessicas fights are completely fucking ridiculous. the way my dad only talks to me when I’m in trouble or he’s yelling at me is stupid.
wellfine: clown-from-the-neck-down: wellfine: green dad is moved Not pictured: Vegeta with a mug that say’s WORLD’S BEST DAD
darecrow: Imagine going to a party and the white suburban stay at home mom with two overachiever kids and white dad who barbeques but doesn’t know how to barbeque and yet is always surrounded by other white Dads who compliment his barbqeuing even though
darfin is the king of dad jokes and he apparently a certain joke was so good that he texted me at 3 in the morning to tell me it
tritonsdaughterariel: transisted: I’M LAUGHIGN SO FUCKNGIG HARD A THTIS HOLYG SHIT LOOK AT T HTIS THIS IS AMAZI GNG IT’S THE CAPTIONS THAT GE T ME SADDLE YOUR DADS WE MOVE OUT AT DAWN “Saddle your dads we move out at dawn” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
my dad just told me a story of when he gave three hitchhiking drag queens a ride across the san fran bridge when he lived there
So i’m really excited because this Saturday morning’s Pokemon episode on cartoon network is the one with Sylveon’s debut in it (i’ve already seen it in japanese but hey you know) and my dad is recording it on the DVR for me LOL
my dad told me that he will try his best to get me to the dentist but the best we can do is 2 months from now because of finances but if i’m able to raise the money i can do it sooner than that ;u;
because i wake up late, my dad records new Pokemon episodes every saturday on the dvr for me :33
one thing that sucks though since i’m not in the hospital for my Sickle Cell, which is something that I can’t help (like when I get pain), and it’s for something new my dad hasn’t been very kind or supportive of me, every time
My dad falling down the steps and me spending some time locked in the bathroom on the floor having a massive panic attack later, and I’m home. I think this may have actually been my worst holiday ever.
kokainekate: my-astral-body: coffeeshine: blueeyedmenace: The walking dead// Rick Grimes dad jokes I SHOULDN’T LAUGH AT THIS BUT OH LAWD this is the post that has cheered me up LMAO i’m so glad this is back
sex-in-the-family: txt: dad I really appreciate you not telling mom that you caught me smoking but I can’t keep sending you these photos! mom will catch me soon so this is the last one!x
badbadjodi: Mother is always late picking me up from dad’s house so when she called again saying she was going to be about an hour late this time, my daddy decided to make the most of it while we waited for her to get there. Luckily dad has a large,
daddyswhore: The first time I pleasured my dad, I told him he could have me anytime I wanted. I came to regret that statement as he would always take me at the most inopportune times. My boyfriend is knocking on the door right now and my tits are covered
sunbellas: me thinking about sam telling pidge that one day she’d travel to worlds unknown and have a crew of her own and be a part of something so great the whole universe will know their names and now she is
OHh MY GODD A FUCKING BEE/WASP THING JUST FLEW THRU MY WINDOW INTO MY ROOM AND I RAN THE FUCK OUTTA THERE WHT THE fUCKSDFDFSGFS the door is closed but i can’t go into my room now until my dad gets home omfg
i was talking with @keena-kapu once about if sun was an orphan and was adopted by the belladonnas, but ghira was like “no why” about itthen i was thinking since i like sun/ruby, taiyang could be his dad (in-law) and they can bond over being blonde
itskaitiecali: My nipple is still red from my dad accidentally hitting me with the metal part of the leash and the yellow bruises are from vlad stepping on me
the13thcommander: jeansmom: larisavolkov: rivaille-is-spoopy: what scares me from this post is the fact that my first kiss is dot pixis at least your dad isn’t sawney yooo my parents are Connie and Sasha. that’s it. im happy now. I’m marrying
