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daughterlover:“Sure Dad, you walked in on me in the shower by ‘accident’ once again. Well fine, is this what you wanted to see? Huh, Dad? Take a good look. So what now Dad? Are you just going to stand there and jerk off, or are you going to join
troyler-ing: goosengrester: don’t even try to tell me this doesn’t look like grace is a mom trying to be cool and hip and chesters like the fun awkward dad and tyler’s the youngest who’s only here because they made him come and hannah is the
itskaitiecali: My nipple is still red from my dad accidentally hitting me with the metal part of the leash and the yellow bruises are from vlad stepping on me
stonekidman: Dad and sis were talking about politics or some stupid shit but I wasn’t really listening as my mom was too busy jacking me under the table. Once in awhile I’d hunch over, moaning; and dad would ask is anything wrong. “No,” I said,
dadsfamilyandfriends2: My cousin Brad has the most amazing dick, and he is the only other son who matches me in pure fucking lust for daddy dick. The sons always shower together before joining the dads and friends, whom Dad has been lusting up and gettin
breedingandseeding:My son is always pushing me to the ground and covering me in thick streams of cum even when is dad is around.. He knows better than to say anything.
Haha look at how crappy this bg is :”D plus Gaster has lil’ to none shading at all but shhhhhhhhhh, I have no more patience for this pic.So like, this is my design for him before the accident (I love those headcracks so they’re staying af)
artemispanthar: Look at this anxious dad making sure his kids are safe This post is like the bane of my existence because I made it almost 3 years ago and I still periodically get comments on it of people informing me that Donald, world-famous cartoon
denselessly: coffeeandchapstick: But perla i just remembered about that boy in the heel-y shoes and rolling down the hallway and im crying omg.HAHAHAHAHAHAHH WE FOUND OUT WHO HE IS, OLIVIA IS FRIENDS WITH HIM I CAAAANNT AHAHWAHAHAHA WTH AHAHA
karatekuchen: fizzy-dog: fizzy-dog: i once was so angry that my dad didn’t buy me a soda that i told the police about it let me elaborate i was like 4 and it was summer, and i walked up to a policeman on the street and tugged on his uniform to catch
“No, shut up, little brother. You came to visit me at work and creep on me from the corner, so this is happening. I just found out that Dad’s the one slipping me the pills to make my body this way and I don’t know if you’re in on it or not, but
goliosi: laughing and crying at the same time because gaara literally tells his dad “yea i died but nbd my friends saved me” and his dads response is “YOU HAVE FRIENDS”
ahegao-intensifies replied to your post:i hate when i invite people over, and they see me… can i smoke in the living room smoking is for sexy dads, so naturally youre included in that.
jdlaclede: jdlaclede: every now and then tumblr reminds me that my dad asked for a furry pic for his 57th birthday might as well tell the story behind that so, my dad’s birthday is coming up, and since he doesn’t text, ever (he’s luddite that way),
Tori is trying to get me to fill an m-preg Fili/Kili prompt on the Hobbit kink meme. “You should do it.” “Make it a high school AU.” “And… like… both their dads… oh, wait, they have the same dad…
andrewhurleys: andrewhurleys: andrewhurleys: andrewhurleys: my dad texts or snapchats me everytime fob is on the radio I REGRET TELLING MY DAD HOW MANY NOTES THIS HAS HE KEEPS GOING ON POWER TRIPS AND SAYIG “I HAVE 10,000 FRIIIEEEENDSSSSS” and
smnius: “My Dad’s had a rough couple years, and… I know that it must not have been easy to raise me alone. He’s kind of a weird guy, but I love him a lot.” Thank you @dreamdaddygame for blessing us w/ trans dad representation!!
skullp5: when u know the way ur dad acts is because of his own unresolved issues/trauma but at the same time u know u dont deserve to be treated the way ur being treated but u cant do anything abt it
burntcopper: xxleondraxx: that-catholic-shinobi: This is the funniest thing i’ve heard my entire life 😭 Truth xD This is literally me as a kid. Dad used to have the responsibility of giving out the well reports that came in on the friday night
@crakkers replied to your post “artie.. drop beat dad’s elusiveness is literally killing me. i’m so…” just had a thought, drop beat is like what sour cream does right so maybe it’s marty? yea, that’s the prevailing
kaible: catbountry: zygoats: zygoats: a kid from my school sent me a pic an elaborate painting of atticus finch shirtless smoking a blunt while a colt 45 is being poured on him along with a text that read “hot dad 2: dad harder” and this is the
darknephilim: juhstice: dave-and-karkat: injuugakuen: captainarlert: Anime dads are the worst. Because they’re either dead, not around, useless, or the villain. Or if your son is Eren Jaeger, maybe all four. Um excuse me, Haruhi’s dad from
jordan-reet: Well I can’t wait to meet her either. To be honest, i’m afraid that your dad is going to toss me off the boat for the fish if he doesn’t like me. I’m good with bonding time however. He sounds fun. Will your brother be joining the
jordan-reet: Well I’m expecting a hard time because he’s just simply your Dad, but I want him to like me because I don’t want you have to bring anyone else home… Just me. I know the one i really gotta impress is your dad. I feel like your brother
countryboy37166: dadsoncircfun: Dad caught me fighting with my brother and made us rub our bare, dry knobs together and then lick each other’s pits to prove we were really sorry and forgave each other. Our Dad really is the best boys like us could
tumblino: laughing and crying at the same time because gaara literally tells his dad “yea i died but nbd my friends saved me” and his dads response is “YOU HAVE FRIENDS”
notnumbersix: sassygapeach79:feistyangel3: aceshouseofcards: I saw Jurassic World last night and raptor dad is best dad. Chris Pratt’s character made me think of Sid from Ice Age Dawn of the Dinosaurs. Am I the only one? notnumbersix Ha! Sid was
sleepygirlastronaut:multi university aua continuation of this. idw megs is invited for breakfast where he meets around 6 dad’s at the table. its rice just because its familiar to me. ‘let him rest’ tags is the funniest thing to me but I’m gonna
dumbrapeslut: brutalwhoreabuse: “You hear this, Dad? This is the sound of me being useful, Are you proud of me?” I wish more guys would take my phone and call my dad while they fuck my face.
dadsfamilyandfriends2: The intense, eternal feeling of taking Dad’s cock deep inside me is something that, try as I might, I cannot describe. This cock created me. This cock is taking pleasure from the pressure my ass can give as it pushes into me
Holidays suck in general to me, but everyone around insists I ‘get into the spirit’ … yeah, right. No thanks. I work retail. The ‘spirit’ is apparently a bunch of assholes that never walk into a bookstore at any other time of year coming
sleazy-dirty-dads-rape-sons: Uncle Adam teaches me to plough my little brother’s ass. He says experience is the best teacher so he’s fucking my own ass at the same timeSwapped by my step-dad
Who the hell askes me about voicemail? Oh right my dad. “why is the number +1-808” i dont freaken know dont ask me, ask t-mobile. Then he gives me a fucken two minute lecture thats irrelevant to the whole situation.
edohio753:mynaughtyschoolgirl:Daddy is so strong, he can just pick me up at any time and fuck me like the little slut I am for him.. just for him!Dad doesn’t even take the time take off his pants he wants me so bad ~giggle
firefighter1919: s-gyphs: OMG….in my fantasy world this is my boyfriend drilling my step dad and me working step dad down my throat….. I’m in all the way
daddyswhore: The first time I pleasured my dad, I told him he could have me anytime I wanted. I came to regret that statement as he would always take me at the most inopportune times. My boyfriend is knocking on the door right now and my tits are covered
burlesonspride: danakirkendoll: This picture of Jennifer Lawrence and her dad cracks me up. The look on her face! This was a funny pic, but thats not her dad. I know a lot of people think it is but it’s not. Its a bystander who happened to be at
dexterous-sinistrous: jewishzevran: theinturnetexplorer: Homosexuality explained in a German Children’s Book ‘he tells me jokes, just like dad does’ so this poor kid has to put up with two, maybe three times the dad jokes That book is called
greater-than-the-sword:burntcopper: xxleondraxx: that-catholic-shinobi: This is the funniest thing i’ve heard my entire life 😭 Truth xD This is literally me as a kid. Dad used to have the responsibility of giving out the well reports that came
rexuality: my mom and dad were arguing in front of me whether to give me a present now or to wait til christmas and my mom was like “can we give her it now?” and my dad was like “what present” and my mom was like “you know… the good one”
Oh my god no my dad called oh god no he asked me if I even love at the house anymore and said he hasn’t seen me in a week and he couldn’t wait to see me again fuck this is messing with me so bad oh no someone help
y'all….my dad texted me and my sister informing us that he got us into ALL the parties going on in vegas next week. it. about. to. go. down. MAGIC is gonna be the shit.
peregr1ne: my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the
felkina: “It’s your fault you know dad! You told me once you would make me into a real woman and now I’m not interested in any guys at school… Your dick is the only thing worth fucking dad so take responsibility for making your daughter your
peregr1ne:my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor”
I’m still laughing (genuinely) at all the tags on my mcreyes comic that are like #aww i love dad reyes, #omg reyes is such a good father, #i need more family interactions between them ! whilst me looking at my own comic going, ah yes, its completely
tbh if we did ever get married it would be in a field or on a beach with a jp and my mom and my grandmother and grandfather and his parents and siblings AND THAT IS IT (maybe my brother and step dad, too, idk)i could not possibly say the things that
philparmas: quick heads up: “vidalia” is a species of onion, which makes me think this girl is the mother of sour cream and onion. marty is almost CERTAINLY sour cream’s dad. just look at the damn resemblance and also the age difference–this
dadsfamilyandfriends2: Dad is in New York till Saturday. He texts me this and asks if Greyson is protecting me and the ranch. I tell him that this incredible man he hired because he is into guys my age is worthy of a raise, but that my deepest devotion
