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silisboo: i’m sorry but this series is breaking me i had to draw cuties snoozing to make me feel a little better
books-on-tables: areyoutryingtodeduceme: mrbluechalk: radioactivepapertowns: wizard-me-timbers: I totally remember watching this as a kid and thinking that looked like the most delicious biscuit/cookie in the world me too! when in reality was’t
rikala: cleverdeduction: this is me and school hasn’t even started yet This is me and I graduated 2 years ago
thenaebyrd777: inhalers: tips for flirting: carve your number into a potato and roll it towards eligible females you wish to court with the fact that this would work on me has me concerned
Put "bite me" in my ask if you're sexually attracted to me
inbox me 1 thing you wanna know about me.
fatwink: i just want everyone to consider me a friend without me having to talk to them
Send me a ✪ if you're glad you followed me.
lotrconfessions: The scene “Concerning Hobbits” where Bilbo is describing the hobbit way of life, and the happy, jaunty, score that goes with it, gives me such a feeling of warmth and welcome, as if I’ve just come home. It never fails to make me
dear 98% of the people that follow me that dont talk to me
It’s finally hit Quinn that Jack’s gone and it hit her hard. She’s now been quarantined from everyone else except me and - as hard as it was for me - has the towel Jack was wrapped in close to her. I had unwrapped Jack from it and gave
First person to submit a wedding ring to me gets to marry me for a week.
sniikt: tell me it’s not only me
the-golden-trio: “You took my soul Away with you, The night you went, You gave me yours Alors je prie, Dieu me pardonne, Sans croire en lui Je prie pour l’homme Qui m’aimait tant, Que j’aimerai toute ma vie, Mon chevalier” (x)
THINGS I LIKE when people use my name in conversation when people say “this reminded me of you!” when people remember little things i say/do when people genuinely thank me for things i’ve done for them when i think of the same thing at the same
zackisontumblr: i hate the ‘tell us about yourself’ thing its so hard like im me and i dont even know about me
Stomach’s been killing me since dropping Jack and Quinn’s bodies off at the cremation place. I’m hoping getting some rest, getting through the next two days of work and then picking them up when we get the call will calm me down.
gayyourlifemustbe: drunktrophywife: me on the hunt for the d YOU CAN HAVE IT OH MY GOD JUST LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE
iamthejaeger: yoheysup: sexually active middle schoolers scare me sexually active high schoolers scare me
hominidfulmination replied to your post “Tie me, bite me , sweet kisses, porn collection. :0” “What’s your sensitive locations, then?” “You’re a curious man, aren’t you?" Inhaled deeply before muttering,
i have two moods: touch me don’t touch me
waywardswagabond: jessiesula: pizzaforpresident: I’m so done with this planet she saved two lives and all they care about is her nipple. this is sexism, my friends. THIS MAKES ME SO FUCKING ANGRY ARE YOU ACTUALLY EVEN KIDDING ME THE FACT THAT SOMEONE
Anonymously message me 3 things you want to know about me.
solfeggioninja: me in online social situations me in real life social situations
ANONYMOUSLY TELL ME YOUR HONEST OPINION ABOUT ME. I CAN’T REPLY, JUST PUBLISH.
Rest Calm - Nightwish “The faces of the past keep calling me to come back home Rest calm and remember me”
toastytofu: So i made a little gif of Korra with Plushie Appa. sdfhsdfs plushie appa reminded me of the fat unicorn from Despicable Me…and this came from it. I made a sped up version cus it’s funny lol for those who don’t know, this is a spoof
tanahka: sometimes i wonder what online friends imagined me looking like before they saw a picture of me
nathans-favourite-nightmare: forebidden: it makes me sad that over 100,000 people can relate to this THIS IS MY LIFE THIS IS WHAT MY MUM SAID TO ME AFTER I BROKE DOWN CRYING BC SCHOOL Why don’t my parents realize this forever reblogging
sickboysickgirl: orlandobloomers: instead of sending me nudes you can send me pics of you smiling with ur fave stuffed animal pics of you smiling with ur mom pics of plants pics of ur dog pics of silly lookin bugs that u find And nudes
fuckedupkids-doingfuckedupthings: This is the result of what happened to me Saturday night. I had been drinking with my friends, and he asked me if I could help him carry in some things from his car. Trusting him, I went outside to his van and he locked
Send me a ✖ if you consider me as a friend.
anewweapon: a-knife-for-every-heart: Cats. Me too, kitty, me too.
TELL ME WHAT TUMBLR USER(S) YOU ASSOCIATE ME WITH
“Goddamn, people. You guys and wanting to see me stripe down to nothing.” //And with me having limited images as it is. >_> “That’s not my fault. You gotta use google more.” //And you need more available images
TELL ME WHAT TUMBLR USER YOU ASSOCIATE ME WITH
luckyjak: Tumblr, please stop sending me emails telling me what’s happening right now on Tumblr. I know what’s happening right now on Tumblr. I never leave.
Anonymously tell me how you feel about me. I can't reply, I just have to read it and post it.
meganebutterflyrei: solfeggioninja: me in online social situations me in real life social situations so accurate it hurts
nataliedormers: 18/31 Days of Halloween - Carrie (1976) “It has nothing to do with Satan, Mama. It’s me. Me. If I concentrate hard enough, I can move things.”
kyleskylark147: chalupahoopla: gay-nations: roderichedelstein101: he reminds me of me that’s a she aaaand that is the basis of ouran high school host club The father of Haruhi (“damn those rich people” person) And those rich boys in the
getsby: “ur bra strap is showing” u say children begin to scream tears r streaming down my face my parents disown me and sell me to a shady, moustached man for three goats no one can ever kno i wear a bra
unclefather: we’ve all seen some hentai we didn’t want to see
lameborghini: school taught me a lot of stuff but mostly it taught me how to get ready in 15 minutes
lizzysouth: Me when I overestimate how much someone likes me
dancingloki: siraurion: vipvictor: ceruleancynic: mechanicaljewel: A lobster is smarter than me. that’s a mantis shrimp and it is definitely smarter than me whattt??!!! It’s because of how they see color. It was probably super obnoxious to
jaclcfrost: give me any nickname you want. like for real. a shortened form of my actual name. something completely unrelated to my actual name. shit call me the name of one of my favorite characters. anything. any nickname. i will love it and love you
softlysam: anyone up for sleepover saturday? (▰˘◡˘▰) send me embarrassing stories descriptions of your crushes (SERIOUSLY OK) cheesy jokes/puns/pickup lines assumptions about my life (idk man) ask me curious questions for advice (life/blog,
urbran: my dentist told me i have acute gingivitis and i asked if he was hitting on me. he was laughing so hard he had to leave the room
nidoqueeen: takeme4whatiam: katskinx: eeeeeeeeeee I want one!! the fact people reblog otters just for me makes me so happy. the people who do this are my favorite people.
It’s been almost four months since I lost Jack. It’s been a difficult road for me and the smallest thing his four offspring do, remind me of him and I’m filled with guilt. Not for just him, but for his bonded companion, his daughter
