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Caroline’s lucky husband sent us two pictures of this sensuous lady, so here'a a montage to make sharing even easier…
My tumblr is normally composed of things I’d like to believe make me happy. Graffiti, art, music, etc. But the truth is, there is only one, single thing in this world that makes me feel as if I can do anything and everything I have ever dreamed of…&
Yes love, you’re a tempest, With stormclouds in your chest, lightning between your fingertips, And a laugh that cuts through me like a thunderclap, Rattling the windows of my soul. However, I am an ocean. Rage across me, frenetic. Return to me, becalmed
tentonparasol: Fullmetal Alchemist: Second Lieutenant Jean Havoc A good friend told me retirement doesn’t suit me. And my superior told me to hurry up and catch up to him. What a bunch of jerks, eh? Even when I’m down they don’t let me off the
I was lucky enough to meet the adorable shadows-creep-inside-of-me at Comic Con :) and if that wasn’t already enough she gave me this cute Pug Badge. Thank you very much shadows-creep-inside-of-me it was great to meet you!
"If you wish to shoot me, then shoot me. However, after you shoot me, what will you do then?"
(๏_๏) - I stalk your blog (¬_¬) - You should go away (∩ -∩ ) - I really like you(r blog) (° o °) - you shock me (^ 3 ^) - I want to kiss you (>^ ▽^) > - I want to hug you （°Д°） - You scare me ( T_T ) - You annoy me (~_~;) -
My top let-me-molest-you FMAB characters. Jean Havoc (that’s a duh to anyone who knows me) Major Miles Henschel Vato Falman Scar Roy Mustang Karley Heinkel Excuse me while I…
futabayoshioka: “I felt like everything was being blasted away. Like the vocalist was screaming for me. Singing for me. It made me realize that we lonely people were the ones who were truly human-like. Music screamed, tore apart, and destroyed the
Pretend you’re me and write me an “About Me”.
send me an ✖ if you’re afraid of talking to me and tell me why.
sceptick: Once upon a time a few mistakes agoI was in your sights, you got me alone You found me, you found me, you found me
salteith: people who talk about me in text posts (◡‿◡✿) people who tag me in things (◠‿◠✿) people who send me incoherent asks to share feels (◠ω◠✿) people who acknowledge my existence ✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ:* \(◕ω◕✿)/
freeanduntameable: me: *writes background of story* me: *does character development sheets* me: *makes characters on various online dressup games* me: *never actually writes*
teennightclub: i dont want a boyfriend i want a boy who worships the ground i walk on, tells me im cute, buys me things, and makes out with me a lot
wolfbuddy: Please release me. I want you to set me free from my fathers burden, please set me free from his alchemy.
acesama: it was just me all along. i’d convinced myself that i was powerless. that i was a burden. but these two never thought of me that way. these two, the ones willing to entrust me with their lives, are the people i trust most in this world. could
teaandfeminism: What the Tumblr block button does: blocks me from seeing their posts sometimes blocks them from sending me asks and sometimes doesn’t? What the Tumblr block button should do: block them from following me block them from reblogging posts
just-my-personality: Parents are such liars. My mom said to me, “No matter what, you can always come to me for help”, so I ask her to help me move ONE body, and she calls the police. Thanks for nothing, mom.
oreoofficial: me: *straight*me: *logs onto tumblr*me: *gay*
sulupoo: lifehack: kiss me. just kiss me. oh my god i just want a kiss pls kiss me
makotonaegiis: let’s play a guessing game it’s called ‘how well do you know me’ send me things you know about me that AREN’T on my about me page and i’ll tell you if it’s true or not
things I can’t imagine someone having a crush on me someone randomly seeing me and thinking ‘wow she’s cute’ someone getting happy because I messaged them first someone thinking about me, in general someone wondering how I am someone finding
mamakarkat: mamakarkat: mamakarkat: me huntin for the booty me sneakin up on the booty me when i get the booty I MADE THIS AT 2:30 AM PLEASE STOP REBLOGGING IT
Send me a "✤" if you want to dominate me. Or a "✢" if you want to be dominated by me.
jimdoesntcarrey: hairdresser: what do you want me to do? me: just a trim thanks hairdresser: no problem me:
vinylchanges: Send me a ♦ for a headcanon about our muses Send me a ∞ for a plot I wish our muses had Send me a ∅ for a random fact I like about your blog Send me a ≈ for a song that describes the relationship between our muses
teganberry: “Thank you for being with me,Thank you for teaching me the way to live,Thank you for coiling me with this scarf.”
captaindicraprio: Today my girlfriend woke me up three hours after I went to bed by texting my phone a stream of bad emotes. She was six inches away from me and said she didn’t think it’d wake me up.
Send me a ♠ for what my character thinks of yours in three words Send me a ♤ for what I think of YOU in three words Send me a ❖ for my character’s personal thoughts about yours Send me a ♣ for my characters thoughts during any general
thebombardier: If you ever see me in real life, I want you to yell my url at me. You may give me a minor heart attack, but think of the confusion of those around us.
smileforbeingalive: ibelieveingreatness: ollivander: atalkingdonut: It’s trying to whisper something to me. moisturize me I tried to scroll past it I really did but it was calling me moisturize me
Thank you for following me. Thank you for reblogging from me. Thank you for liking my posts. Thank you for sending me nice messages. Thank you for staying followed to me. Thank you for making my Tumblr experience amazing. Thank you.
ladyrowlings: This is a PSA to ANY of my followers. TAG ME IN STUFF. YOU’RE NOT ANNOYING ME. SEEING STUFF IN MY TAG. MAKES MY DAY. LIKE SERIOUSLY. YOU THOUGHT OF ME. YOU INCLUDED ME IN YOUR POST. YOU WANTED ME TO SEE SOMETHING. BLESS YOUR SWEET
techsilly: queenaragorn: This is a PSA to ANY of my followers. TAG ME IN STUFF. YOU’RE NOT ANNOYING ME. SEEING STUFF IN MY TAG. MAKES MY DAY. LIKE SERIOUSLY. YOU THOUGHT OF ME. YOU INCLUDED ME IN YOUR POST. YOU WANTED ME TO SEE SOMETHING. BLESS
captaintightpantslevi: moses-relatable: aintnosocrates: me waking up late to school me in my first class me in math when a teacher asks me a question when texting during class when I get a pop-quiz during quiz last class bell rings conclusion
ironicdavestrider: It’s sleepover Friday send me asks: anons TMI’s tell me about your crush/tumblr crush sexuality/gender shit confessions reverse TMI’s tell me why you followed me assumptions tell me something you like/dislike about
slutty-eren: rp-graphic: You can ask for a brand new starter whenever you want You can ask me for a drabble, anytime Memes are fine too M!As are always welcome Be noisy and ask me anything! You can also tag me in things you want me to respond to!
makochantachibanana: School picture me Facebook profile me Tumblr icon me Me
ginacartoon: fuckyeahwomenprotesting: missnatis: missnaponte: sizvideos: Video This is so me 7 things all anxious people understand. Me I am all of these Everyone’s saying it’s me….It’s me also :U
quietmutter:I WANT THE INTENSE PLOTS THAT WILL MAKE MY STOMACH FLIP I WANT THE FUCKING ANGSTY PLOTS THAT MAKE ME WANT TO CRY I WANT THE FLUFFY PLOTS THEM MAKE ME MELT. MAKE ME FEEL THINGS MAKE ME SIT AT THE EDGE OF MY SEAT WAITING FOR UR REPLY
dontletthisheartgo: alexputyourpantsbackon: Things that will make me fall for you: singing around me, even if you’re not the best talking about movies and books you love telling me jokes, yes including the stupid ones sharing your music with me really
hikoochan: things i can’t imagine: someone having a crush on me someone thinking about me during random times of the day someone getting butterflies by thinking of me or talking to me someone wanting to talk to me but doesn’t, thinking they’ll
biohazerd: My biggest pet peeve is being talked to AS SOON as i wake up. I hate that shit. Stop tryin to communicate with me. Stop askin me questions. Im tryna understand the universe all over again dont talk to me yet ur gonna confuse me and piss me
geneticallyidenticals: *cringes at 9 year old me* *cringes at 13 year old me* *cringes at year ago me* *cringes at day ago me* *cringes at future me*
maximumbuttitude: me before shaving: Ugh me after shaving: I am smooth and perfect. I am sleek. I am the dolphin, I am the rider of ice. nobody can touch me, I cannot be touched. I am so fast. nobody could ever touch me
glorioustiel: honestly being tagged in things makes me so happy because it’s like?? ? you think of me?? ? you remember me?? ? i don’t even remember me sometimes
doujinshi: me: *starts eating healthy and drinking water* oh wow this is actually really nice and fun. me: me: me: I SAID THIS IS REALLY NICE brain: oh right. heres some dopamine for the bare minimum u basic ass bitch me: thank u
thebootydiaries:*it starts raining*me: yes*lighting appears*me: yES*thunders explode*me: YES*raining intensifies*me: YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS
sodomymcscurvylegs: skrewsociety: Pull me into a bathroom at a party and tell me how bad you want me. Then fuck me. Me, outside the bathroom waiting for these two to stop fucking so I can pee:
r-f-a-journalists:Me: *discovers a new fictional character*Me @ me: Don’t fall for themAlso me:
tatianamaslnay:rexuality:if you see me laughing while texting there’s a 99.9% chance i’m laughing at a text message i sent because i’m equal parts vain and hilarious #i’m so funny my friends are so lucky to have me
he just made me cum four times then said ‘come lay down beside me babe’ and pulled me in and started petting my hair
yesterday I was having an anxiety attack and darfin got me to take deep breaths, put my head on my lap kinda and then he rested against me and did this thing where he made up a ‘happy place’ for me and asked me to describe things like if there
ccoconutcat: me: has a account on a sex/dating/whateverit is platform to meet peoplealso me: never messages someone back who wanna meet and also never meets someone and always is like “nah” because i have that stupid “need to lose weight first”
