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jimdoesntcarrey: hairdresser: what do you want me to do? me: just a trim thanks hairdresser: no problem me:
hellmas: me: mom please get me a boyfriend for valentines day.mom: i will try.instead she got me this giant cucumber, a bottle of lube, a condom, and on a sticky note she wrote “this was the best I could do - love mom”
elouphant: elouphant: my-sterious: haziea: transcriber: donest: horrorpopped: Single September Only me October No boyfriend November D-deprived December Just me January Forever alone February Me myself and I March Alone again April Maybe
lubricatings: if u send me an ask complimenting me or telling me that u like my blog i will smile for like 38 hours straight
Pretend you’re me and write me an “About Me”.
cafemusaiin: samsvirtuallife: positlvedreamer: cafemusaiin: i gave my grandma two dollars to get me “an arizona tea and a Reese’s cup” and she brought me this and gave me my money back this perfectly describes grandmas My grandma would have
punky-thera replied to your post “I am torn between Nurse Me, Shag Me, and Unbind Me (maybe with Zane finding where Havoc has been kidnapped, following the last phone call or text he got). You pick out of those :D” [Haha I love where your mind went.
wearejohnlocked: daughter-of-white: sakura-rose12: Guys, guys, I made a gif. LOOK AT IT. IT GAVE ME HELL. PHOTOSHOP CRASHED 4 TIMES! 4. FREAKING. TIMES. *rage quit* Worth it. my mum heard me and came to ask me what i was laughing at and i had to
anonymously send me an ✖ if you’re afraid of talking to me and tell me why.
tanakas: if you’re mad at me please just tell me what i did wrong instead of ignoring me
Send me a "✤" if you want to dominate me. Or a "✢" if you want to be dominated by me.
renbismark: freewaffleshere: i-want-to-hide-in-my-closet: theclearlydope: Me at large dinner parties. so accurate Me at any party Me in public
(๏_๏) - I stalk your blog (¬_¬) - You should go away (∩ -∩ ) - I really like you(r blog) (° o °) - you shock me (^ 3 ^) - I want to kiss you (>^ ▽^) > - I want to hug you （°Д°） - You scare me ( T_T ) - You annoy me (~_~;) -
timothy-jackson-drake-wayne: the nurse gave me some valium before my surgery so i wouldn’t have a panic attack when they tried to put me under and just when it was starting to kick in i met my anesthesiologist, who told me I have the same name as his
salteith: people who talk about me in text posts (◡‿◡✿) people who tag me in things (◠‿◠✿) people who send me incoherent asks to share feels (◠ω◠✿) people who acknowledge my existence ✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ:* \(◕ω◕✿)/
Send me a 'Yo' if you wanna RP with me. Send me the word 'Plot' if you have something in particular in mind. Feel free to go anon!
Send me a "Notice me!" if I'm your senpai and tell me why
send me a △ if you ever wanted to rp with me or a ◇ if like rp'ing with me; and a ▽ if you'd like a starter.
missbrostrider: Yea so my mom was yelling at me to put on some makeup so I at least look like a girl, and me being me I just had to be a little shit and do this.
shoutout to those people who have been following me for a long time and have never unfollowed me even those times i wanted to unfollow myself we are true soul sisters you feel me
❝Thank you for being willing to stay with me until the end. Thank you for teaching me the way to continue living. Thank you for wrapping this scarf around me. ❝It’s only a scarf. No matter how many times you want it, I’ll wrap that MANY TIMES
knitmeapony: egobus: one time when I was about four, the 10 year old neighbour boys attacked me with water guns and when I ran away and told my mom she gave me the hose and set it to pressure wash and basically told me to finish what they started
sakurabuns: “It’s too late to ask you to forgive me now. But, please…promise me. Promise me that you will come back.”
swift-wind-alchemist: “The shit they did to me…,” she choked, crumpling into Jean’s arms as he pulled her to him. “God, why me? What did I do? Why couldn’t they just let me die?” She continued to sob, practically melting
shadow-fox: marukobott: if i ever misgender you: it is not on purpose i promise im very sorry tell me your correct pronouns and ill use them spray me with cold water And if I keep forgetting to use the correct pronouns after you told me, continue to
Send me a ✖ if you ever wanted to rp with me, send me a ✿ if you really like my muse/ how i portray them.
heirofmind: hey if you’re new around here or even if youve been following me for a long time this is a reminder that you’re 100% welcome to respond to anything and everything i say. send me asks commenting about posts or telling me about your day,
benwinstagram: me at the beginning of 2013: THIS IS GONNA BE MY YEAR *has the worst most brutally fucked up year ever* me at the beginning of 2014: THIS IS GONNA BE MY YEAR *has even worse year* me at the beginning of 2015: whatever happens happens man
greencrook: greencrook: My uni students asked me if they had homework for the holidays and I felt so bad for them and their tired, dead eyes that I told them to just mail me pics of their favorite pokemons. Three students sent me digimons I can’t
leovaldezbadboy:mahoumi:rampant-noodle:Send Me Your Headcanons For Me!!!Height?:Age?:Voice pitch?:Sleeping position, Do I drool or Snore in my sleep? : Favorite Color?: Morning, Noon, Or Evening Person?: Anything Else?: omgomg please do this for me
juicy-wolf:nudityandnerdery:thekidsatheart:yourhippielove: Fox sleeping in a graveyard. Makes me wonder about reincarnation Makes me wonder about soulmates Makes me think that dark stone probably soaks up sunlight and that’s the warmest place
gnarly:me: *sleeps for 4 hours* tiredme: *sleeps for 8 hours* tired me: *sleeps for a week* tiredme: *sleeps for a month* tired me: *sleeps for a year* still tired
websurfer1994: me in 2010: *uses a fake name and no profile picture to protect my privacy*me in 2015: *texts my Online Friends to fight me and sends them my location*
imgod: me: hi how are you? customer: [ignores me] me: okay i’ll just go fuck myself
Send me "Are you going to shoot me?" for my muse to hold a gun against your muse's head. Send me "I swear I'll shoot you" for your muse to hold a gun against my muse's head.
isei-silva: officialhalone: jace-hunter: sarnaiortharia-ffxiv: 14kuponuts: fangirl-plus: Me when I wake up in the morning. Me too Oh jeez this is total not me and IC Sarnai in the morning. Nope. Nada. No way. xD @officialhalone no NO SINNING
just-shower-thoughts: If I had a dollar for each person that saw me and didn’t find me attractive, I’d have enough money to make me attractive
thexfiles: hey, i knwo time is fake and we literally made it all up but i would like for july to be good to me. i’d like the universe to give me a break this month and i’d like things to start working out for me. that’d be real swell
animatedtext: coupscoffee: *gets hit by a car* Passerby: “ARE YOU OKAY?” Me: “Please… I need my… phone” *opens TUMBLR* Me: “LMFAOOOOOOO YALL GUESS WHAT” me af
nutheadgee: porqueyosoymoreno: Me at the beginning of 2016 Me at the end of 2016 Me ready for 2017 like Same
littleskrib: it’s a new dawn it’s a new day it’s a new life for me and i’m feeling good 01012019 - If you like what you see pls consider supporting me by buying me a coffee or checking out my redbubble page! For more art visit my blog! Thank
papersnail: mainbstaysgold: frqnkie: my cat joined my dad and my dog on their morning walk those meows: “wait for me, wait for me!” this video nourishes me
turing-tested:turing-tested:if I ever take a long time to respond to a message you sent me it’s probably because I read it and then proceeded to put my phone down and stare at the wall for several hours me, reading a message a friend has sent me:
reigoanaratsu: ilovecats4ever: 40ouncesandamule: The face Milhouse made haunted me for years. I don’t know what it is about that grimace that branded itself upon me but… it stuck. It stuck with me for years. Even now, I feel a certain coldness
01101010-01100100: me: no one understands me me also: behaves unintelligibly
dadd: Uber: “I’m in a blue Honda Civic.” Me: “ok” Me to me: “ok, we know what blue is”
drkkn: me, drinking juice at 1pm: breakfast me, eating a bag of chips at 4pm: lunch me, eating a flour tortilla with nothing on it at 10pm: dinner
disneyfilmsdaily:I have to sing, I have to play. The music, it’s not just in me, it is me. When life gets me down, I play my guitar. The rest of the world may follow the rules, but I must follow my heart. You know that feeling, like there’s a song
rukias: I…was at the ocean… The ocean? I…might be going away…I felt…someone calling me… Someone…? Who?I don’t know…But…the next time they call me…I might end up there. But that’s… My brother…always protected me during times
u-u-h:hopesterling:glumshoe:glumshoe:Me: “Welcome! May I offer you a free mask?”Visitor: [looks around incredulously] “But why? There’s no one else here.”Me: “…well…there’s me?”Visitor: [laughs] “You don’t have anything
destieldrabblesdaily: lightsbeams: Does anyone have a father who actually did a good job at parenting? That sounds like a myth. Whenever I see a post like this I feel kinda sad but do realize how truly lucky I am. I remember that time I accidentally
experimenting-cple: Wet and dry…then wet again…she came home early and find me playing solo…lucky me she just make me stop to fuck her in bed instead😆 -H -e.c.
hwt56: princessplugs: thenaughtywife: Daddy told me to wear my princess plug today to remind me that under this innocent looking façade, I’m his naughty little whore…. (_☀_) Just the instruction I had for this evenings outing!!Lucky me x
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