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suspend: the only thing that i can turn on is my laptop
fullmetalstupid: My vows are going to be, “I hate almost everything in the world, but you are that one thing that I can kind of tolerate.”
harkness-and-sparrow: crimsonclad: five-boys-with-accents: Eeyore is just one of those characters that you wanna scoop up and hug forever. One awesome thing about Eeyore is that even though he is basically clinically depressed, he still gets invited
diverge-me-mockingjay: lightning-and-bones: mrpink627: too soon. I hope he sees this Make John Green find the thing.
assachusetts: Kissing is cool Making out is cool Holding hands is cool Sleeping with someone you care about is cool Cuddling is cool You’re cool Let’s do these cool things together
shimmerest: sometimes i pull my headphones out of my purse and they pull out things like chap stick, tampons, whales and like the whole country of russia like are you kidding me
tricksterity: the worst things to ever happen to fashion: fake pockets making every single shirt see through seriously why does it have to be see through what is the fucking point i just have to wear another tank top or cami underneath it it literally
kinglamp: iamthelamp: warpedlamp: lampghost: short people are the cutest thing ever I hate to interrupt but I noticed you have a lamp url. I have a lamp url myself. I too have a lamp url. You’re probably wondering why I have gathered you all
viserystargeryen: viserystargeryen: my auntie brought us these weird circular pediatric things from Hong Kong so, naturally sTOP reLBOGGING THIS IT WAS A STUPID DECISION ON A STUPID DAY IT WAS A WEEK AGO OK I’VE CHANGED
221bspooky: Dear tumblr staff, stop. its ok. you don’t need to do these things. just focus on functionality(like the video player). we don’t need these little updates when somethings(like the video player) need your focus. thank you for your time
ryaynross: im laughing so much a group of really loud boys sat down next to us in mcdonalds and one of them just picked up his burger and said to his friends “i bet i can put this whole thing in my mouth” and my mom turned to me and said “well
bludgertothehead: but why do famous people get things for free if they’re the ones that can afford it
sweptoutofmymind: today I burned my tongue on a piece of pizza and I think that it’s a very strong metaphor that sometimes the things you love most in life will hurt you.
just-one-wallflower: this is my fucking favorite thing ever i love it so so so so much i cnt even explain its just s o goo d
fuckoffcats: THE AMOUNT OF THINGS I HAVE TO DO AND I’M SITTING HERE REFRESHING MY FUCKING DASHBOARD OVER AND OVER AGAIN I HATE THIS FUCKING WEBSITE
moseby: if you don’t think you are very smart or funny or good looking or whatever then maybe just try to focus on the things that are great about you… like maybe you are good at remembering birthdays or important days, or you are gentle and kind
sadxfuzz: THE REALEST THING I EVER SEEN GOD DAMN
taxicar: when u run out of things to say in an essay
omgtsn: In my opinion, one of the best things humanity has captured on video. Done in 1979 by Voyager 1 as it approached Jupiter. THAT’S FUCKING TERRIFYING
hippie-galaxy: mim-akh: forties-fifties-sixties-love: 1969 the only thing that’s changed since then is the quality of photos reblogging for comment
swag-master-2000: when did sleeping become the most and least important thing in my life
trillow: we’re literally random people around the world sitting on the internet telling bad jokes to each other why the fuck is this the most important thing i’ve got going on
shingeki-no-kou: I wish boobs did the bra thing without having to wear the bra
neptunain: i wish there wasn’t a stigma about doing things alone. you can’t go out to eat alone, you can’t see a movie alone, basically anything fun, you’re looked down on for doing alone and it’s so stupid you shouldn’t need other people
sloth-grunge: becoming self aware of your breathing and blinking is the worst thing
dicktouching: artjonak: The great-great-great grandchildren of Dickens take a selfie with him on his 202nd birthday. this is a very important thing that everyone needs to see.
justgooforit: Sleeping giraffes are the cutest but weirdest thing I’ve ever seen Look at them cute but wtf
velvet-m0rning: mozellmemorieszv: Hardest thing to answer: Describe yourself. i.e. how do i talk about my positives without sounding cocky and negatives without coming across as self depreciating
floozys: there’s a lot of unspoken pressure to keep liking the things you used to like and to keep dressing the way you’ve always dressed and to never question what you believe in and basically “be yourself” has slowly morphed into “be what
The saddest things in the world: -people forgotten on their birthdays -old people eating alone -animals left behind by their humans
ariaste: unamusedsloth: Exercise caution, especially with things labeled “fresh” pizza I dunno, I’m most worried about “stairs”
alexputyourpantsbackon: Things that will make me fall for you: singing around me, even if you’re not the best talking about movies and books you love telling me jokes, yes including the stupid ones sharing your music with me really talking to me…about
homosassy: the dumbest thing is when parents say “this isnt how i raised you” like ?????? yes it really is you literally raised me and here i am
magicnein: roxicodonelalonde: ittybitty-machine: 50flightsofstrong: xxunlovelyxx: asanaambitions: therealcoleyy: nachtbilder: Justin Bartels - Impression (2012) I can’t not reblog this. This is the best thing on the Internet. We undress everyday
kimpissable: clevverbot: UH NO. EXCUSE ME BUT WHAT ARE YOU DOING. DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW TO FUCKING MAKE A BURGER FIRST OF ALL, THE PICKLES ARE ALL ON ONE SIDE OF THE FUCKING THING, SO YOU’LL EITHER HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL YOU GET TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE
nintendontdodrugs: orchid-ink: iraffiruse: Satisfying things being a human is so weird THE DVD LOGO HIT THE CORNER, THE CORNERRRRR.
tsartorial: first things first i’m
fishingboatproceeds: faultinourstarsmovie: normal—sucks: 💏 I just want to point out one thing here: When was the last time the girl kissed the boy in a teen romance? Ever? Has it happened ever? I seriously think it might not have happened
hotboyfriend: Seeing someone slowly lose interest in you is probably one of the worst things ever
happiest: People want this massive list of things in a relationship, I just want someone to fucking love me.
All The Things I Wish I'd Said
jellyworld: Please let yourself be proud of small things. Please do that. Please allow yourself to get really excited about playing a video game well or sending an ask you were nervous about or letting a bug outside or peeling the whole orange in one
euoria: blushetc: A white man carries a black girl on his shoulders during a march with Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. Alabama, ca. 1965. This has to be one of my favorite things ever OMG this picture is so precious
sansatyler: two things I assume everybody has extensive knowledge about harry potter high school musical
noryx-enriquez: idreaminwords: That is the opening of a portal to another dimension and you cannot tell me otherwise Or maybe theres a problem with their invisible-blending-in-the-sky thing :o
enchantedtomeety0u: linxyxx: I couldn’t have said it better. One of the best things I’ve ever seen
lmaoalien: governor: do you ever want to sleep for 14 years without waking up no, not really id miss a lot of things
wannabepoesie: andropomorphine: americankopite: Dude, I don’t know if anybody told you, but we have this little thing called physics. I had to reblog this again… Oh
momazhari: burn-down-the-world: This was the single funniest thing I have ever seen a president do. I’M STILL LAUGHING. I will never not reblog this. Let’s all take a moment to remember that Obama actually fucking did this omg
owaq: moseby: if you don’t think you are very smart or funny or good looking or whatever then maybe just try to focus on the things that are great about you… like maybe you are good at remembering birthdays or important days, or you are gentle and
Hope is the only thing stronger than fear
obesitycore: the really shitty thing about being told that youre smart your whole entire life is that as soon as you dont understand something you just kind of completely shut down and his this big shitty crisis because maybe youre not as smart as youve
vxuse: things—are—queer: unamusedsloth: “Whatcha doin’?” that last one makes me so fucking happy
ssparrowandthewolf: beautiful things don’t ask for attention — sean o’connell, the secret life of walter mitty typography by ssparrowandthewolf / photo by thecraziethewizard
anothercleverjedimindtrick: Racism in its PUREST form. My favorite thing about this was Lamont’s response. “As do you.You know, you actually look like a cocaine user.”
runningontheritz: badwolflaurel: pandafreakforlife: I hate when the media makes The Hunger Games look like a battle for love. Get your bullshit fantasies away. This is about murder, over powered government, and a girl trying to change the way things
exoticwild: electric-wish: The sky does some seriously beautiful things sometimes. This looks like a painting :O
chicken-fingers: setbabiesonfire: impala-sonic-deductions: vivere-est-ars: every woman on tumblr should have this on their dash And every man Look how nobody’s yelling or arguing or making things into a competition. Look how this is to straight
wardrobespierre:pbh3: First time experiencing the rain. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THAT’S THE CUTEST THING OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY FUCKING GOD LOOK HOW FUCKIN STOKED SHE IS ABOUT THE RAIN LIKE “THERE’S WATER FALLING OUT OF THE GODDAMN SKY RIGHT NOW
