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scotteymccall-deactivated201410: “Even though we’ve got a fight ahead of us, we’ve got one thing that Voldemort doesn’t have. Something worth fighting for.” Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, 2007
chainofaffection: “Have you ever come across a homeless individual and felt totally uncomfortable? You see them and you know they are in need, but you are not sure what to do. You know that handing them money is not the best thing. But, you also see
christophool: vorticity007: supaslim: Guys, let me tell you about orcas. Orca whales are mean motherfuckers. They cruise the oceans with only two things in mind: one, having sex, and two, eating every poor fuck they find out there that’s smaller
vanweyden: fuck-yourprettyface-6661: shizznizzle: kissmyskittles: 10 Things Your Dog Would Tell You.. My life is likely to last 10 to 15 years. Any separation from you will be painful: remember that before you get me. Give me time to understand what
imjust-kyian: scroturn: i get really offended when someone doesnt sit next to me but im also relieved they didnt sit next to me this is the most accurate thing i’ve ever read
jonesmadeatumblr: asgardiancherrypudding: WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW, GENDER ROLES? This is actually probably the best way to do things.
onceuponatimetherewasanangel: I don’t think anybody realizes how dependent on books, and movies, and TV shows, and fictional places and things I am.
ianthe: headup-billybuddy: the-future-mrs-solo: whatheballs: shavingryansprivates: i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience unless you experience my penis I just choked
haithinkimfunny: queenestelle: gothist: GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS at least you get accepted no matter what that’s the most uplifting thing i’ve seen all day
bluebeanze: friendship is so weird??? Like it starts out with compliments and cute things and then suddenly it does a complete 360 and you just start screaming at them and calling them motherfucker
quixoticallyjellie: cerlys: When you lie down on your back without a bra on and your boobs do the thing yes
the-absolute-best-posts: quinnfabray: this is the best thing i’ve seen in my entire life
embraceyour-weirdness: exichan: If the first thing you think about at the start of summer vacation isn’t High School Musical 2, you’re wrong. we did this on the last day of school, we got detention on the last day of school.
22mg: thegreenhermione: katherinebloginson: frankenzned: ollielephant: I will never get over how hard I laughed the first time I saw this Oh man the… the thing it was from named it and just the mention of the name will set me off now None Pizza
theclearlydope: Things I’d rather walk on with my bare feet instead of stepping foot into this room. 1. Fire. 2. More fire. 3. All of the fire.
Hope is the only thing stronger than fear
mother-fucking-avengers: cherizo: growing up as a gifted and talented student made me ridiculously ashamed of being wrong. like being wrong about the littlest things makes me want to cry and hate myself and i turn back into the big baby i actually am.
bluewaffleez: itchy nipple at school is worst thing because you can’t scratch it so u sorta have to rub your arm on your boob without looking suspicious it’s hard being a girl ok
prettylittlerunner: curvecreation: Just a reminder to women that cellulite isn’t this evil thing that only ‘fat’ people have. Most women, including well known celebrities have cellulite. The term cellulite was started in the 1960’s in a Vogue
escaping-allmymemories: premiium: zustin: can this article fucking go viral or something fucking sick of ppl hating bieber for things he didn’t do maybe he didn’t do this. maybe he didn’t spit on his fans. I don’t hate on people for what
belovedimpala: let’s play a game called how far can i lean off the bed to grab the thing
northern-southerner: #why do i think it’s the most adorable thing when they can’t speak each other’s language so they give a thumbs up I love this. This is what the Olympics are about.
insertfandomnamehere: just a few things i’ve collected about tumblr’s view on parenting
megasixtyfour: “Hey, can you come to this event thing that you have no interest in?” “There’s free food.”
intothedarkstars: rneerkat: the worst thing is accidentally showing up somewhere 30 minutes early by yourself and awkwardly waiting around checking your phone Its fucking worse when you don’t have a phone!
onewastedbreath: I watched this and she DID NOT put up with him. No one should accept it, after she told him to stop and he kept doing things that made her uncomfortable, all of the judges confronted him. I have so much respect for Demi Lovato, this
badwollfs: munchlaxmydodrio: captain-jack-hardness: mobble: THAT FRIEND THAT TURNS EVERY SINGLE THING YOU SAY INTO A SEXUAL INNUENDO inYOURendo
redamancer: i hate tumblr’s (and fuckin society’s) obsession with being ‘intellectual’ and fuck that ‘date a girl who reads’ thing if you fall in love with a girl who drinks jack like apple juice and likes cutting down trees and getting into
mazesprinter: osamah: this is a commercial it has a bigger moral than 99% of movies this is why i always do nice things for others not because i’m going to get something back but because you never know how much a small kindness can change a life
kneelbeforemistressphil: kaalashnikov: your-continuum: kaalashnikov: do you ever sit there and wonder what life must be like for people without anxiety like they just DO THINGS without worrying about them first wow Anxiety is an excuse i hope you
balconyscene: olober-psycho: whitexknuckles: theperksofbeinga-jackass: Sickest concert gif I have ever seen this is what i long for what is that thing in the middle left.. is that a blow up doll yes. yes it is
zackisontumblr: i hate the ‘tell us about yourself’ thing its so hard like im me and i dont even know about me
owaq: moseby: if you don’t think you are very smart or funny or good looking or whatever then maybe just try to focus on the things that are great about you… like maybe you are good at remembering birthdays or important days, or you are gentle and
thesociallyawkwardasian: THE BEST THING IN THE WORLD IS SEEING PEOPLE SMILING BECAUSE OF YOU
threepipe: threepipe: today this kid i barely know just sat down next to me in class and went “i think you should raise your hand more in class. i just kind of realized i really like listening to you talk.” and it was the cutest thing that has ever
oldmanspooky: timelordshavetwohearts: leupagus: sansaofhousestark: arianne—martell: Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs. I THOUGHT I WAS
sirlightbulb: How do you do the conversation thing with attractive people
piranhabat: jakemalik: *drops food on floor* germs: go get it! quick! king germ: no.. we must wait 5 seconds.. it is the rule my favorite thing about this post is that germs have apparently gained enough sentience to develop a form of monarchy
smiletemptation: oceane-water: it actually pisses me off so much that there’s the whole world out there, yet I’m just going to school every day. while I could be off finding wonderful things in foreign cities or climbing mountains or helping people
epic4chan: They’re both texting someone right now saying ‘some weird guy next to me is wearing the same thing as me.’
captaintwerkirk: Well then it’s a good thing I hate sports *slams button*
santa: bandoge: why does santa get more things for rich kids *sweats nervously*
mypatronusisyou: instead of banning girls from wearing certain things how about u just ban boys from being thirsty little hoes
pleatedjeans: Things Are a Little Different in Australia (21 Pics)
underthecarolinamoon: Men put a lot of things in their truck beds—but the sweetest, undoubtedly is a bunch of cozy old quilts for nights like these.
terns: mark your territory by crying on things
kardashiane: so i was trying to google that scene in pirates of the caribbean where jack and will are walking underwater with the rowboat over their heads cause it looks cool and i wanna try it but the thing is i googled “boat scene in pirates of the
penguin-nagisa: theamericankid: I’m so happy this is a thing omfg the snake
painterbaker: in math i use this thing called the guess and hope method
goldentechno: i-said-kneel-before-me: cyber-end-dragon: krill-ex: spicypeppers: disturbingsteve: The floor of a video game store, it is entirely flat this would fuck me up im not ok #I’D BE WALKING AROUND THE STORE JUST HOLDING ONTO THINGS
se-ren-d-ipi-ty: lacigreen: snarkenstone: On the left we have the lyrics from Robin Thicke’s Blurred Lines. On the right we rape survivors participating in Project Unbreakable, showing the various things that were said to them by their rapist. From
mikerugnetta: brownpau: Australia. Well. There’s another thing I’ll never unsee.
zopeykins: out-there-on-the-maroon: ironnerves: iamanantichrist: I came across a kitten in the park and it started playing with the laces on my boot. Cuteness ensued. GENTLE AND APPROACHABLE PUNKS DOING CUTE THINGS IS KILLING ME SOFTLY “Hello,
letmeeatyourchildren: sherlocksmyth: THOU = “YOU” WHEN YOU’RE FUCKING DOING SOMETHING. THEE = “YOU” WHEN YOU’RE HAVING SOMETHING FUCKING DONE TO YOU. THY = “YOUR” AND “YOURS” WHEN THE THING YOU OWN BEGINS WITH A FUCKING CONSONANT.
10knotes: mistresswhile: The best thing I ever bought was a banana costume for my dog. Hands down. It shames her so I put it on when we expect new people to come to our house and it keeps her from being crazy. She just stands there.
heeyyy-macarena: This is th he best thing I’ve ever seen