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the-perks-of-being-a-ratchet: artapparent: Daughter finally stands up to her Dad. Literally the cutest thing. c:
cohkaine: how cool would it be to have someone secretly love you like someone who just watches you do stupid stuff and appreciates every little thing about you and even if they see you trip over your own feet they’ll still smile because they love you
riddlemehiddleston: things that say a lot about a person their favourite character the lyrics they write on their hands the colours they wear which murder weapon they prefer how they make their tea
pretty young thing
bagmilk: how do people do that thing where they can just talk to anyone and not be nervous at all
the-prince-is-right: divorcedreality: george washington rises from the dead “you done fucked up” “the fuck did i tell you about political parties” “I SAID FOUR GODDAMN THINGS, AMERICA. POLITICAL PARTIES ARE DANGEROUS.
dragonpikachu: i-wanna-get-in-englands-pants: aiyuwithoutatrace: wegotplansforsammy: wibblywobblytimeturners: somewherethats-green: the worst fuckin thing is “oh you sing? are you a good singer? SING SOMETHING FOR ME RIGHT NOW” “do you draw?
genies: I think as you grow older your christmas list gets smaller and the things you really want for the holidays can’t be bought
leis-ure: vincentvangoth: CHRISTMAS IS COMING OMG THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN
narcotic: potter-who-locked: oldfuckingsport: I just saw this ad playing before a youtube video and I had to stop and watch the whole thing. Incredible. Watch this. Now This video is a 1 minute and 14 second video that is definitely worth your time.
velvet-m0rning: mozellmemorieszv: Hardest thing to answer: Describe yourself. i.e. how do i talk about my positives without sounding cocky and negatives without coming across as self depreciating
notkatniss: My favorite thing is when people say peeta forced katniss to have kids it’s like…. Are we talking about the same Katniss here??? Katniss Everdeen?? Our fuckin Katniss Everdeen??? Forced ??? Trust me if katniss didnt want kids katniss
tomthebluellama: hellarat: madmaninachair: Do you ever memorize a person’s voice? Like you can construct a sentence in your mind that that person’s never said, and yet you hear them say it. Is that a thing people can do????????? yea
vajoochie: the fear of tampons that exists in teenage boys is literally one of the funniest things ive ever seen they act like its a nuclear missile like calm down bro its just a compressed cotton ball i swear to god if u ever want a teenage boy to leave
Hope is the only thing stronger than fear
cheekytink: a-w-a-l-l-f-l-o-w-e-r: this is perfect This is the cutest thing I have ever seen
dysphorism: deflaw: haave-you-met-ted: thefrogman: So this guy volunteers at the Olympics. He figures maybe he’ll get to see some amazing athletes doing athletic things. And then the fastest man alive gives him a fist bump. Look at all that happy.
hobbits-and-nargles: senpai-noticed-you-and-he: pleaseletmetouchyourbutt: my sense of humor is so warped i mean i don’t laugh at actual jokes i laugh at things like: I WILL BUY AMERICA FOR 2 GOAT NO NO THAT IS TOO MUCH GOAT I’M ANGRY BECAUSE I
urbancatfitters: eventually online shopping is gonna escalate to the point where once u buy something u receive it instantly and we’re gonna tell stories to our grandchildren “i used to have to wait 5-7 business days for things to arrive. kids have
adorability: I love when you become so close with someone that you can see parts of each other in one another and you begin to say the same things and steal lines from one another and have a similar sense of humor and can exchange an inside joke with
kendrawcandraw: Only thing I’m worried about pulling off is my earrings ‘cause we’re fighting bitch
porcelain-horse-horselain: Not a god damn thing.
aradia-megid0pe: the worst thing in life is when you step in water while wearing socks
scottish: i hate it when u stop being friends w someone or u break up w someone cos uve got all this information about them like at the back of ur mind like their birthday or their favorite game or whatever, and even years later things will come up and
eggsnogging: in my senior drama class i had to play gordon ramsay for a film project but we could only film in school so we had to try to find a closed off room to use. the thing is the room wasn’t exactly soundproof and apparently someone heard us
c0ntain: What if we all looked the way we wanted? Our ideal weight became reality, our worries about money washed away. Your love life is exactly the way you pictured it. Do you think we’d all be happier? Or would we just find new things to hate?
bad-w0lff: dysfunctional-teenagers: saepphire: caralikescats: aknai: m-u-l-v-e-y: iseriouslyloveyou: twerkforcats: sallymurphy: fuck this is really really sad…. this is THE most relevant thing to my life right now. I have my mother’s mouth
221bitssmallerontheoutside: the-barkside: thefloatingcatinthemensbathroom: creatingtheimaginary: Hannibal, this is NOT an appropriate Valentine’s day cardPut that thing back where it came from or so help me WHERE FUCK DID YOU FIND AN ACTUAL HEART
miss-nerdgasmz: I WANT A TRUE HORROR MOVIE WHERE ALL THE CHARACTERS ARE INTELLIGENT AND DO ALL THE RIGHT THINGS AND TAKE ALL THE PROPER PRECAUTIONS BUT STILL WIND UP GETTING KILLED BY THE ANTAGONIST NOTHING IS SCARIER THAN DOING EVERYTHING YOU CAN IN
lyndez: And just when I thought I ran out of things to call white people
drunkdilf: the coolest thing ever is when you drink a lot of water during the day and then your pee comes out clear and you feel so proud of yourself you’re like hell yeah this kidneys be hella clean son
sassy-spoon: danielkanhai: how many times do you think you’ve seen the same bird twice. out of all the things on this website that have fucked me up this is one of the worst
doyouthinkaboutme-still: sexpulse: i wonder if anybody’s actually had feelings for me, like actually got upset or mad over little things i did and got jealous and confused over me and thought about me on a regular basis. i feel like i’m the only
milsotherapy: if-love-isa-labor: This was my happy moment OMG THE SWEETEST THING EVER! ❤️
jaclcfrost: hotels can’t be boring to me they’re just fun even if i’m sitting in the room watching tv or riding the elevator or sleeping it’s just fun for some reason like they’re average every day things but in a hotel everything is way more
cofeecigarettes: cj-twig: i want kids but i dont wanna be pregnant or give birth but i dont wanna adopt either because i want them to be mine do you see my problem basically you want to be a father this is the most accurate thing i ever read
chanel-smokes: good things.
belovedimpala: let’s play a game called how far can i lean off the bed to grab the thing
iamsherlockedxx: iamfuzzydunlop: so basically, this is Martin Freeman’s filmography in the last few years: or trying to drink tea while being dragged to strange adventures It’s British thing though.
championcoolbreeze: obfuscatingdeity: the thing to realize here is that conservatives find the idea of paying workers a livable wage so absurd that they make hyperbolic comparisons like this because fifteen dollars and hour and a hundred thousand
coolbloqqer: the worst thing is when someone insults you and they’re right
The things we don't say outloud
faggotpowerzz: scarycatfish: my-flourish-and-blotts: And there are people who still defend him. ( x ) I gave my aunt a list all the stupid things Justin Bieber has ever done and yet she still likes him! (Surprisingly, it was my uncle who took the
thalassarche: vortexanomaly: swan disguise yes hello fellow waterfowl I am not paparazzi I am here to do swan things
will0wing: adorus: cursed-tape-duelist: This is incredibly upsetting to me. I don’t want to come across as mean or rude, but ever since I first posted this I keep getting notifications of people getting upset over this picture, and saying things
whitebeyonce: the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up
beanbuttsthe3rd: davestrider: davestrider: give me ONE thing that hasn’t been made into hello kitty merchandise I’ve seen this post so many times and it makes me super mad because that’s not a pregnancy test it’s a hair straightener
dysfunctional-teenagers: saepphire: caralikescats: aknai: m-u-l-v-e-y: iseriouslyloveyou: twerkforcats: sallymurphy: fuck this is really really sad…. this is THE most relevant thing to my life right now. I have my mother’s mouth and my father’s
mitunas-choice-rump: thehairruffleruinedmylife: things that have happened in 2014 so far: sherlock comes back from the dead leonardo gets nominated for an oscar nash grier hates body hair jennifer lawrence photo bombs people that movie about the ice
catholicnun: English teachers can either be the coolest teacher you ever had or the worst thing ever
stuck-in-colder-weather: et-in-arkadia: anactualbear: xjohndeeregirlx: Went Goat shopping today..This baby girl claimed me as her own before I could even decide. oh my god oh my god things to do: goat shopping In soviet Russia, goat shop for you
sweptoutofmymind: Today I burned my tongue on a piece of pizza and I think that it’s a very strong metaphor that sometimes the things you love most in life will hurt you.
foodtrucker: waking up and getting up are two very very different things
bobbyhoying: There’s 100,000 signatures to get Justin Bieber deported it’s like shit imagine if people got that angry about like…uh important things?
clouhdly: guys look i made a thing
Karin Stack photographed her hair growing back after losing it in chemotherapy quite possibly the coolest thing i’ve ever seen in my life. I absolutely love this.
dabe-strudel: what really sucks is when you know you should be doing something but physically cannot bring yourself to do it no matter how important doing that thing is
no-fame: enchantedfuture: super-katts-hat: ohfunniest: I HAVE AWOKEN I swear to god this is the thing pascel does in rapunzel ANDREW LOOK AT ITPASCAL IS REALACQUIRE HIM x
