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yachirobi: So, dad. We need to talk about what’s happening to me. Exactly. What the fuck is happening to me? Don’t get me wrong. I think I’m starting to like it. I think I can feel it. Like, literally feel it happening in my body, dad.
arineat: central-wasp-monolith: I love seeing dads portrayed as literally anything else other than a useless dumbass like on commercials. Dads are fucking awesome, get with it america. Honestly, I never love my husband more than when he’s crawling
Dad annoying me over and over on purpose literally makes me wanna run my hand through a wall...
squirtle-daddy: divascreech: twinksarentvalid: twinksarentvalid: twinksarentvalid: I’m in THE most insane predicament, details forthcoming Literally like brace yourself…..my friend wants me to hook up with his dad because last night his dad
goliosi: laughing and crying at the same time because gaara literally tells his dad “yea i died but nbd my friends saved me” and his dads response is “YOU HAVE FRIENDS”
burntcopper: xxleondraxx: that-catholic-shinobi: This is the funniest thing i’ve heard my entire life 😭 Truth xD This is literally me as a kid. Dad used to have the responsibility of giving out the well reports that came in on the friday night
valiantparadox: valiantparadox: GUYS I’M LITERALLY SCREAMING MY BROTHER MADE A REALLY NICE NEW FRIEND WHO LOOKS LIKE A YOUNG SAMMY AND HIS DAD CAME TO PICK HIM UP WEARING THE TENTH DOCTOR’S COAT, CONVERSE SHOES AND A SONIC SCREWDRIVER I’M CRYING
sheabuttahgawd: mrcincity: beautiful-dad: thepowerofblackwomen: Exclusive Cover Story, part 2: Skai Jackson for YSB Now, 2016 look at my daughter When you’re literally black royalty Skai is everything omg
tumblino: laughing and crying at the same time because gaara literally tells his dad “yea i died but nbd my friends saved me” and his dads response is “YOU HAVE FRIENDS”
lifeinabottle: blackinamerica: cryssanthum: crackahater: I’m the dad 😂😂😂😂 Oh gawd… I can literally hear myself saying this to my future children Lmaoo
blackfire5561: My brother found a copy of Half-Life Counter-Strike in our garage when getting out Christmas lights with our dad??? It was our dad’s and the thing is literally in perfect condition this is amazing It’s even got Team Fortress Classic
cowlicklesschick: One time one of my coworkers was talking about his daughter (who was only 5-6 at the time) and how he was already worried about boys, etc. once she got older. He wasn’t one of those dads, who would quite literally hunt down a teenage
thickspice: divascreech: twinksarentvalid: twinksarentvalid: twinksarentvalid: I’m in THE most insane predicament, details forthcoming Literally like brace yourself…..my friend wants me to hook up with his dad because last night his dad said
As much as I don’t like talking to my mom sometimes, I can’t stand people who make her feel like shit. My mom literally got on the next Greyhound bus to be driven across the fucking country to be with her friend when her dad died and now
ileftmyheartinwesteros: My mom and dad’s house is literally about to explode.They have a gas leak, and the fire department discovered that it all collected in the attic. They’re trying to figure out how to get it all out. My family got out but they
dirudo: mrcincity:beautiful-dad:thepowerofblackwomen:Exclusive Cover Story, part 2: Skai Jackson for YSB Now, 2016look at my daughterWhen you’re literally black royalty
oldpenhall-blog: I am in a really dark space. Being away from my Lily is literally torture. And I can’t pressure Mitchell. But I really, really, really just want him to get a job, so I can go back to being a stay-at-home dad slash trophy wife.
paternal-instinct: I always spy on Dad; he makes it too easy. He literally prances around his room butt naked and always stares at himself in the mirror. I’d be surprised if he didn’t on account of how good looking he is. All my friends’ dads are
the-absolute-funniest-posts: valiantparadox: GUYS I’M LITERALLY SCREAMING MY BROTHER MADE A REALLY NICE NEW FRIEND WHO LOOKS LIKE A YOUNG SAMMY AND HIS DAD CAME TO PICK HIM UP WEARING THE TENTH DOCTOR’S COAT, CONVERSE SHOES AND A SONIC SCREWDRIVER
greater-than-the-sword:burntcopper: xxleondraxx: that-catholic-shinobi: This is the funniest thing i’ve heard my entire life 😭 Truth xD This is literally me as a kid. Dad used to have the responsibility of giving out the well reports that came
serein-brain: hellyeahthomassanders: I Shall Be a Strict Dad 👨🏻 by Thomas Sanders This has literally been my entire plan for if I become a parent.
imkindaoldfashioned: scottymoracecosplay: my-astral-body: coffeeshine: blueeyedmenace: The walking dead// Rick Grimes dad jokes I SHOULDN’T LAUGH AT THIS BUT OH LAWD this is the post that has cheered me up LMAO this is so great! xD Literally
closedcaptioned-videos: serein-brain: hellyeahthomassanders: I Shall Be a Strict Dad 👨🏻 by Thomas Sanders This has literally been my entire plan for if I become a parent. Dad: [angry] Okay! This is the last straw! [ Dad holds up a straw ] Dad:
*mom speaks to me in spanish* *i answer her in spanish* Dad: stop with the secrets! Me: we are literally just talking about my hair
staceytfs: I keep finding my mum like this. Either someone is using that new bimbo drug on her or she’s using it herself. Either way it takes several hours before she reverts back to herself….dad is out right now and she is literally begging for
Sometimes ill be on my phone relaxing and she’ll just plop on my chest and literally paw my phone out of my hands “ fuck your phone dad pay attention to me” and then wrap her paws around my arm , pretty damn adorable
movingtoengland: another moment i literally had to grip my heart in pain as i fell to the floor He calls his dad, daddy? im done.
prettyprettymiscalculations: patricks-hips-dont-lie: believersneverdiexx: inlovewithpatrickstump: petewentz-: patrick and his father david. Oh my god this is literally the best thing Ive ever seen. His dad has Fall Out Boy posters all over and a
crownsoflaurels1020: cowlicklesschick: One time one of my coworkers was talking about his daughter (who was only 5-6 at the time) and how he was already worried about boys, etc. once she got older. He wasn’t one of those dads, who would quite literally
unhinged-laughter: emilymaddox7: i can’t even explain how happy this picture makes me omg this is the cutest family and neil and david look like such good dads and they’re so in love and their babies are precious and OH MY GOD I COULD LITERALLY
cccxvi: toldyuitwasbeautiful: The night he found out that his dad past away. Honestly a powerful picture. Game day and you find out a person you love is gone? I reblog this every time. this literally bought a tear to my eye.
tigerfan371: Mom was desperate for a job after she divorced dad. She literally begged me to hire her as my assistant. I told her that was fine with me, but she would have to assume all the duties of my former assistant if she wanted the job. When I told
spentingarrulity: manicpixiemommy:karmambulance: twisteddoodles: How to respond to the question ‘Are they twins?’ manicpixiemommy this made me think of you lol ive literally said the different dad thing but like, seriously. Adding from my brother:
limontarta: harryishard: I FOUND IT OH MY GOD!! I’ve been looking for this video for literally months now. SUCH a hot daddy and twink. The dad (Brian) has a perfect body and the twink (George) is good looking enough to make it a really hot video.
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