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queer-sensibilities: literally shut the fuck up it’s very hurtful when people ask my dad if I’m actually his kid. It’s invalidating and really fucked up. Don’t make excuses for rude people who can’t keep their mouths shut.
64px: ceeberoni: 64px: my dad just called me phil for literally no reason how do you phil about it im philled with rage. also fuck y;ou
russianmadness: thefaceofbro: jagged1: discopeanut: bansand: nice gender did your mom pick it out for you No, my dad did. #Because that’s how fucking chromosomes work “What?” I literally scrolled past this and then scrolled back up real
56shadesoffuckmylife: justonemoment: dannycarter: russianmadness: thefaceofbro: jagged1: discopeanut: bansand: nice gender did your mom pick it out for you No, my dad did. #Because that’s how fucking chromosomes work “What?” I literally
nickelbackthatassup: when I was six I threw a tantrum because I wanted a slushie from 711 and I remember my dad said “I will never buy you a slushie” AND LITERALLY RIGHT NOW HE CAME IN THE CAR WITH A SLUSHIE AND I WAS LIKE WHY DIDNT YOU GET ME ONE
plvtarch: bowiebarbie: beatrixkiddoxxx: “My dad teaching math in Southern California (late 70s/early 80s)” literally the only math class i would ever look forward to he’s finally retiring after teaching for 40 years at the same school, so the
fortheloveofvaganova: imtheblackswan: ryanishka: He’s so into it, I love it I want someone to hold me like that but my dad will freak out and literally kill me sigh ^^ i wish that was the reason nobody will ever hold me like that but no, im
hugharse: aceriderme: aceriderme: lotus-leif: harukami:gothiccharmschool:seananmcguire:kanayahavethisdance:Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m
thereisnothingicantbe: My dad treats Easter like its the fucking Olympics. He gets this sick enjoyment from watching us trying to find our baskets that literally could be ANYWHERE. Last year mine was suspended in air inside our fireplace. 2 years ago
lexlifts: bctheinternet:Louis C.K. on slavery literally used this shit w/ my dad when he was arguing with me about “why not just get over it” shut him up real fuckin quick
thegreatestbandthatneverwas:luna-pon:thankyoucorndog:phreakattack:the-last-teabender:kosmik-kiko:harukami:gothiccharmschool:seananmcguire:kanayahavethisdance:Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told
richie7307: detroit1914: noodle-dragon: the-philosophers-bone: acabosetotal: harukami: gothiccharmschool: seananmcguire: kanayahavethisdance: Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that
thomas-sanders-blog: tacopop:souleaterunlimited:russianmadness:thefaceofbro:jagged1: discopeanut: bansand: nice gender did your mom pick it out for you No, my dad did. #Because that’s how fucking chromosomes work “What?” I literally scrolled
pigeonwitch: memeufacturing: imagine youre sitting next to your dog watching TV and he says exactly one clearly pronounced word in English and you freak the fuck out and he literally never does it again my dad knows a guy who swears on his life that
countrygirl2136: kreeesty: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSS Got one of these waiting in the fridge for me I’m so excited Haha we are literally the same person 😂 can’t wait to get to my dads and eat! 🦃🍗🍰
mynightwing: When I got home from school, my dad was in the doorway, glaring at me. He told me not to dress like I was, and I could tell that he was beyond angry. I thought he was just going to yell at me, but took me by surprise and literally ripped
paleredsunday: brighteyedbaby: paleredsunday: My dad has access to 3D Printing technology and the first thing he prints is a miniature version of himself This is bullshit because it wouldn’t get that much detail so small we literally have a 3d printer
bullshittttttttttt: My dad is literally the only person who will say this when I’m sick
12cuddles: barronvonbutts: barronvonbutts: barronvonbutts: barronvonbutts: My dad is just sitting on the floor repeating the word “blizzard” because he wants me to drive him to Dairy Queen. He’s just giving me puppy eyes he literally is holding
I’m literally on the verge of a mental breakdown because of midterms and my dad being an asshole help
i-am-the-punk-mermaid: violent-darts: llleighsmith: anyone else feel like their spirit is ancient and they’ve been carrying the weight of its heartbreak for an eternity My dad’s literal first words on holding me for the first time were “ …she’s
omg my dad keeps giving me food today, like i’m currently coloring and have literally been sitting here for 4 hours doing that and he came by and gave me an english muffin with cheese, and now he comes over and gives me ice cream i’m just
wowie my dad sure is giving me less and less reasons for me to like him everyday !! im pretty sure at this point i don’t have any care, love, or respect for him at all, he lost all that from me years ago i literally don’t care what happens to him
balldown04: girlydev: acabosetotal: harukami: gothiccharmschool: seananmcguire: kanayahavethisdance: Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably
acabosetotal:harukami:gothiccharmschool:seananmcguire:kanayahavethisdance:Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.BURN BAGEL
barronvonbutts: barronvonbutts: barronvonbutts: barronvonbutts: My dad is just sitting on the floor repeating the word “blizzard” because he wants me to drive him to Dairy Queen. He’s just giving me puppy eyes he literally is holding up the
ianrubbish: my dad is in salt lake city and i asked him to find the school where they filmed high school musical and i didn’t think he actually would but he just sent me this and i’m literally sobbing
clehrity: noodle-dragon:the-philosophers-bone: acabosetotal:harukami:gothiccharmschool:seananmcguire:kanayahavethisdance:Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people
justonemoment: dannycarter: russianmadness: thefaceofbro: jagged1: discopeanut: bansand: nice gender did your mom pick it out for you No, my dad did. #Because that’s how fucking chromosomes work “What?” I literally scrolled past this
