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thomas-sanders-blog: tacopop:souleaterunlimited:russianmadness:thefaceofbro:jagged1: discopeanut: bansand: nice gender did your mom pick it out for you No, my dad did. #Because that’s how fucking chromosomes work “What?” I literally scrolled
plvtarch: bowiebarbie: beatrixkiddoxxx: “My dad teaching math in Southern California (late 70s/early 80s)” literally the only math class i would ever look forward to he’s finally retiring after teaching for 40 years at the same school, so the
64px: ceeberoni: 64px: my dad just called me phil for literally no reason how do you phil about it im philled with rage. also fuck y;ou
mishayourface: welcometoellaytown: egberts: egberts: why cant you surf microwaves because theyre too small THIS TOOK ME LITERALLY 5 FUCKING MINUTES TO GET I told my dad this and he threw the tv remote at me
adrianrainesworld: noodle-dragon: the-philosophers-bone: acabosetotal: harukami: gothiccharmschool: seananmcguire: kanayahavethisdance: Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked
paleredsunday: brighteyedbaby: paleredsunday: My dad has access to 3D Printing technology and the first thing he prints is a miniature version of himself This is bullshit because it wouldn’t get that much detail so small we literally have a 3d printer
farfromthetrees: tall-guys:On yer bike.. on Flickr. Haha I stopped literally here for a quick, warming brew with my dad when I was last up this way. It was bloody freezing. We say on those rocks on the left.
justonemoment: dannycarter: russianmadness: thefaceofbro: jagged1: discopeanut: bansand: nice gender did your mom pick it out for you No, my dad did. #Because that’s how fucking chromosomes work “What?” I literally scrolled past this
electric-nope: pumbloom-initiative: I looked through four photo albums just to find this picture of my dad from the eighties when he was living in england. It was worth it. Humans have literally never changed their sense of humor
nickelbackthatassup: when I was six I threw a tantrum because I wanted a slushie from 711 and I remember my dad said “I will never buy you a slushie” AND LITERALLY RIGHT NOW HE CAME IN THE CAR WITH A SLUSHIE AND I WAS LIKE WHY DIDNT YOU GET ME ONE
loquaciously: longgliveeeleanaa: Best dad ever literally my life
bowiebarbie: beatrixkiddoxxx: “My dad teaching math in Southern California (late 70s/early 80s)” literally the only math class i would ever look forward to
saltfishandbake: saltfishandbake: Noah fence but y'all white people want to talk about colonialism like its ancient history but the current queen of England was literally already queen when my dad was a kid and Trinidad was an English colony and he
saltfishandbake: saltfishandbake: saltfishandbake: Noah fence but y'all white people want to talk about colonialism like its ancient history but the current queen of England was literally already queen when my dad was a kid and Trinidad was an English
acabosetotal:harukami:gothiccharmschool:seananmcguire:kanayahavethisdance:Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.BURN BAGEL
allyouhavetobeisswift:lilykatelynnnn:acabosetotal:harukami:gothiccharmschool:seananmcguire:kanayahavethisdance:Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m
noodle-dragon: the-philosophers-bone: acabosetotal: harukami: gothiccharmschool: seananmcguire: kanayahavethisdance: Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people
deathcomes4u: saltfishandbake: saltfishandbake: saltfishandbake: Noah fence but y'all white people want to talk about colonialism like its ancient history but the current queen of England was literally already queen when my dad was a kid and Trinidad
startscribbling12: my dad is literally sitting in a reclining chair intently watching the episode of johnny bravo where he turns into a girl and sings a song about how all men are pigs.
epikalia: russianmadness: thefaceofbro: jagged1: discopeanut: bansand: nice gender did your mom pick it out for you No, my dad did. #Because that’s how fucking chromosomes work “What?” I literally scrolled past this and then scrolled
thereisnothingicantbe: My dad treats Easter like its the fucking Olympics. He gets this sick enjoyment from watching us trying to find our baskets that literally could be ANYWHERE. Last year mine was suspended in air inside our fireplace. 2 years ago
64px:ceeberoni: 64px: my dad just called me phil for literally no reason how do you phil about it im philled with rage. also fuck y;ou
i-am-the-punk-mermaid: violent-darts: llleighsmith: anyone else feel like their spirit is ancient and they’ve been carrying the weight of its heartbreak for an eternity My dad’s literal first words on holding me for the first time were “ …she’s
bullshittttttttttt: My dad is literally the only person who will say this when I’m sick
hellobecca: m1ssk1tty: shar-fireshar:acabosetotal:harukami:gothiccharmschool:seananmcguire:kanayahavethisdance:Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m
56shadesoffuckmylife: justonemoment: dannycarter: russianmadness: thefaceofbro: jagged1: discopeanut: bansand: nice gender did your mom pick it out for you No, my dad did. #Because that’s how fucking chromosomes work “What?” I literally
russianmadness: thefaceofbro: jagged1: discopeanut: bansand: nice gender did your mom pick it out for you No, my dad did. #Because that’s how fucking chromosomes work “What?” I literally scrolled past this and then scrolled back up real
bucketbug:hallowsvilbur::hallowsvilbur:my dad is baldstop traumadumping? i literally didnt asklike to slap his bald headreblogging to slap his bald head
florshedworf:parotcardsroxy:i asked my dad to make me a hot chocolate and he’s literally sawing something in the kitchen rn
