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sassiest-angel-in-the-garrisonn: wholockednatural-13: cannon-fannon: JESUS FUCK. I THOUGHT THEY WERE GOING TO MAKE OUT. I THOUGHT IT WAS THE START TO A PORNO. THE SEXUAL TENSION. OH MY GOD. I LITERALLY CANNOT NOT REBLOG THIS EVERY FUCKING TIME THIS
daily-dose-of-dana: jesus christ himself literally created this show
dollsofbeauty: mangoestho: holywoes: Lil Kim killed it when she came out with that iconic pose šš½ IMMA LITERALLY HAVE A GODDAMN STOKE KIM JESUS! Canāt stop looking at this š
springrivers: jesus-in-a-threesome: kaonashizen: bleu: look , iĀ literallyĀ canāt stress how cute thisĀ deletedĀ parks and rec scene is and im about to lose my fucking shit. Im in love with Chris Pratt ājust kidding, Iām so strongā oh my
spookygays: nevercouldgetthehangofthursdays: pgay: how did jesus promo god with only 12 followers he made them write a popular fanfiction im literally so done with you people
monobeartheater: djsais: arceeofficial: june-and-the-ocean: egberts: if you try to tell me cold doesnt have a smell youāre wrong when its really cold you can literally smell how cold it is SWEET JESUS SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS OH MY GOD. I TELL PEOPLE
homestuckiancellist: jesus CHRIST youtube needs to stop playing horror ads because i literally almost had a panic attack on that note please be careful when going on youtube, thereās an ad for scream where someone whispers āclick skip and dieā
monobeartheater:djsais: arceeofficial: june-and-the-ocean: egberts: if you try to tell me cold doesnt have a smell youāre wrong when its really cold you can literally smell how cold it is SWEET JESUS SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS OH MY GOD. I TELL PEOPLE
handshakesinmontauk: wholockednatural-13: cannon-fannon: JESUS FUCK. I THOUGHT THEY WERE GOING TO MAKE OUT. I THOUGHT IT WAS THE START TO A PORNO. THE SEXUAL TENSION. OH MY GOD. I LITERALLY CANNOT NOT REBLOG THIS EVERY FUCKING TIME THIS IS A TRUE
springrivers: jesus-in-a-threesome: kaonashizen: bleu: look , iĀ literallyĀ canāt stress how cute thisĀ deletedĀ parks and rec scene is and im about to lose my fucking shit. Im in love with Chris Pratt “just kidding, Iām so strong”
interrupted-by-phan: thereās this part of the tumblr phandom that literally talks about phil like hes the second coming of jesus and i think thats beautiful
a-zebra-was-here: holy fuck i just finished la la land and jesus i couldnt stop thinking about victor and yuri as sebastian and mia like i literally ran to my room to scribble this out im so sorry for lack of quality but yknowĀ
lilli-of-the-mountain: NO YOU DONāT GET IT THIS IS HILARIOUS BECAUSE THATāS THE āFEAR NOTā GESTURE IN BUDDHIST ART. THEYāRE LITERALLY ON A SCARY RIDE AND JESUS IS FREAKING OUT AND BUDDHAāS JUST SITTING THERE ALL LIKE āFEAR NOTā AND ITāS
People who date someone and get back together months later, like literally 25 fucking times annoy the piss out of me. If it doesn’t last the first 5 times, quit that shit and stop dating. Jesus, I think some people deserve 2nd chances but not 10.
uhlone: offendings: 969kg: my-body-not-yours: FUCK heās like just checkin u out oh god OH MY GOD I LITERALLY THINK ABOUT THIS HAPPENING ALL THE FUKING TIME OKASDFJA OMFG FUCK THAT WOULD BE THE MRST FLATTERING SHIT INT EH WORLD JESUS TAKE THE FUCKING
havok-and-turner: tinymobboss: please watch this video just please it will literally be the best decision uāve ever made o k just fuckin do it HIS VOICE IS SO TINY Jesus
agoodfuckinglaugh: c4rbz: gnarly-marley: iām literally crying omfg sweet jesus DEAD
afflicti0-n: radical-illusion: negativeinfinityox: i cant find where it loops ugh itās so perfect d4rklights: OMFG I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS EVERYWHERE HOLY SDGHS PRAISE JESUS lol forever my favorite gif. literally perfect i stare a this forever,
ihartgracehelbig: damnnlyssa: the-fury-of-a-time-lord: oyesiam1: Thank you Ellen for showing as once again how to react to homophobia with class and humour. x there is literally nothing i hate about this woman ellen for jesus 2016 “ELLEN FOR
bigbumm-vids: Jesus fuck that is literally a third fucking leg and I want every inch inside of me
startorrent02: ego-x: darklynoon: naturepunk: My blood is literally on fire right now. I cannot believe this. “yeah, weāre walking right into their homes and shooting them” jesus fucking christ. I am speechless. WATCH THIS. WATCH
oheyimcam: krn-jesus: hood2go: niadidas: spazzkid: me funniest gif in a while š LOL OMG THIS IS LITERALLY ME ON THE BUS AT SCHOOL LMAOOOO
shockandroll: creatingdisaster: ayemel: genevaisspicy: ninikills: Hank bought a bus. I wantĀ Jesus. Gimme.Ā Iām totally buying a bus. This is literally one of the coolest things Iāve ever seen and I want one.
bird-jesus: i canāt stop fucking laughing at this fucking fish. boops boops. itās literal, real scientic name is boops boops. boops boops in a bucket B. boops
tryllvester: tarynel: misguidedking: everydayfixxx: I would put my entire face in her ass. That shit is so fat it made me literally laugh yo lol I want her butt Jesus Damn
siriuslysleazy: blinkstolemyheart: 182gifs: I see what you did there -.- Well, Blinkās video is still mocking boy bands even years later. I AM LITERALLY SCREAMING I THOUGHT OF BLINKāS VIDEO WHEN I SAW THAT LOSER ASS GROUPāS VIDEO OMG Jesus
donechesters: gracelesscas: dean would beg to differ youĀ sacrificialĀ little shit #jesus christ manĀ #benny is just so fucking /good/Ā #if you hate benny iām literally going to find you and take a shit on everything you love#because tell me what
second-breakfast-with-lucifer: hastobealock: snugbun21: sensitivehandsomeactionman: disarming Jesus people, flag your porn I literally stared at this gif for five minutes, ugh. alright, I will be needing some cold water and a new pair of pants.
vans-supreme: b0ner-pillz: afflicti0-n: radical-illusion: negativeinfinityox: i cant find where it loops ugh itās so perfect d4rklights: OMFG I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS EVERYWHERE HOLY SDGHS PRAISE JESUS lol forever my favorite gif. literally
hastobealock: snugbun21: sensitivehandsomeactionman: disarming Jesus people, flag your porn I literally stared at this gif for five minutes, ugh.
marcellvs: connuh: marcellvs: jesus wasnāt white and neither was st nicholas merry christmasĀ Why do people even care itās literally just a skin color because racial hierarchies and institutional racism and white supremacy exist you superficial
crimesprees: this was me in the winter why arent my eyebrows that dark anymore why Me yikes
blingostarr:ehhdee:Anne Hathaway lip syncs wrecking ball by Miley Cyrus These just keep getting better and better Jesus FCK…!!! My mouth is literally hanging open… šµšµšµšµ
crip-jesus: another-hormonal-teenager: jehovahhthickness: theundeadleone: jehovahhthickness: Looking for my Alexis Me too, sis Alexis is literally goals for men he was raised right Shiiid I need me an Alexis too lol
inkale: yogarian: #i want to thank not only god but jesus for this female character God I watched this movie so many times I can literally hear their voices as I read this. ah this film is my comfort blanket i love it
fahrlight:felthier:springrivers:jesus-in-a-threesome:kaonashizen:bleu:look , iĀ literallyĀ canāt stress how cute thisĀ deletedĀ parks and rec scene is and im about to lose my fucking shit.Im in love with Chris Prattājust kidding, Iām so strongāoh
disneydatass: You: and on this day Jesus resurrected from death Me, an intellectual: GAGA RELEASES THE CURE TO LITERALLY HEAL US ALL
faramirs: Yāall. His mother isĀ literally helping him learn how to use Twitter. How dare he. Jesus Christ! o.O #lifecomplete
2cuuuute: startorrent02: ego-x: darklynoon: naturepunk: My blood is literally on fire right now. I cannot believe this. “yeah, weāre walking right into their homes and shooting them” jesus fucking christ. I am speechless. WATCH THIS.
timelordxvictorious15: tomsdarling: debatchery: āThis is a very serious question.ā (x) Oh my god this just made my day. THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVORITE THING IN THE HISTORY OF THE PLANET THAT FAN IS MY HERO THANK YOU JESUS FOR THAT HUMAN BEING
lordofkobol: jturn: You can all put your shitty puberty transformations away, because this is Joe Manganiello as a 13 year old and as a 37 year old literally byeĀ I need this transformation ahha Holy jesus fUCKING CHRIST
controlledeuphoria: sleepisforlovers: buhbuhraydudley: mood y'all all need jesus literally like right now???? STOP ! Everyone go to church, Iāve cancelled Halloween this year
my-other-plans-fell-through: xxcaptainkurtxx: poppunk-jesus: my-other-plans-fell-through: doing eyeliner is literally like trying to draw a straight line using Paint Hold down the shift key oh yes your right let me just hold down the fucking shift
khaleesi-mother-of-fandoms: daily-dose-of-dana: jesus christ himself literally created this show That would explain why Iām still waiting for a resurrection after that crucifying ending
ego-x: darklynoon: naturepunk: My blood is literally on fire right now. I cannot believe this. “yeah, weāre walking right into their homes and shooting them” jesus fucking christ. I am speechless.
earl-sweatpants: cauldroncakes: sofapizza: wahjah: Remember to check the seat before using a public restroom jesus eggs up the butthole christ i would have literally fucking passed out
wholockednatural-13: cannon-fannon: JESUS FUCK. I THOUGHT THEY WERE GOING TO MAKE OUT. I THOUGHT IT WAS THE START TO A PORNO. THE SEXUAL TENSION. OH MY GOD. I LITERALLY CANNOT NOT REBLOG THIS EVERY FUCKING TIME THIS IS A TRUE CINEMATIC TREASURE OF
secretaryshizue: englishmajorhumor: The Catcher in the Rye this is literally the most atrocious pun iāve seen in the past year. it makes me so mad. look at this piece of SHIT pun. i donāt believe this. i am done with this god damn website. jesus.
hazing-sexy-friday: mygoldengeist: the-archetype-of-civilization: askstarliner: This is real film of a real ghost JESUS FUCK. GET THE GHOSTBUSTERS. you canāt photoshop that shit. you just canātĀ I literally got myself so scared
