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plotprincessss: -imaginarythoughts-: fatseux: omg Omg this is way too incredible They literally can dance better then me Like…. Jesus christ look at their footwork!! 🙏🙆🙌
sassiest-angel-in-the-garrisonn: wholockednatural-13: cannon-fannon: JESUS FUCK. I THOUGHT THEY WERE GOING TO MAKE OUT. I THOUGHT IT WAS THE START TO A PORNO. THE SEXUAL TENSION. OH MY GOD. I LITERALLY CANNOT NOT REBLOG THIS EVERY FUCKING TIME THIS
mariocoinz: pizzota: retiredjesus: wolverinefingerseveryone: I need Jesus u need me? everyone needs retiredjesus his blog is hilarious lmao Literally he is my favorite blogger
hastobealock: snugbun21: sensitivehandsomeactionman: disarming Jesus people, flag your porn I literally stared at this gif for five minutes, ugh.
monobeartheater: djsais: arceeofficial: june-and-the-ocean: egberts: if you try to tell me cold doesnt have a smell you’re wrong when its really cold you can literally smell how cold it is SWEET JESUS SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS OH MY GOD. I TELL PEOPLE
wholockednatural-13: cannon-fannon: JESUS FUCK. I THOUGHT THEY WERE GOING TO MAKE OUT. I THOUGHT IT WAS THE START TO A PORNO. THE SEXUAL TENSION. OH MY GOD. I LITERALLY CANNOT NOT REBLOG THIS EVERY FUCKING TIME THIS IS A TRUE CINEMATIC TREASURE OF
ihartgracehelbig: damnnlyssa: the-fury-of-a-time-lord: oyesiam1: Thank you Ellen for showing as once again how to react to homophobia with class and humour. x there is literally nothing i hate about this woman ellen for jesus 2016 “ELLEN FOR
emodere: watchtheskytonight: putmeoutofmyfuckingmisery: supernaturalheros: ifuckedmartinfreeman: I’M CRIYNG jesus dies BEST SPOILER EVER I CAN’T ANYMORE THIS FANDOM IS LITERALLY ONE OF THE BEST
springrivers: jesus-in-a-threesome: kaonashizen: bleu: look , i literally can’t stress how cute this deleted parks and rec scene is and im about to lose my fucking shit. Im in love with Chris Pratt “just kidding, I’m so strong” oh my
talent: never leaving my fucking room
queerfangirl: haylike-needle-of-death: june-and-the-ocean: egberts: if you try to tell me cold doesnt have a smell you’re wrong when its really cold you can literally smell how cold it is SWEET JESUS SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS OH MY GOD. I TELL PEOPLE
lilli-of-the-mountain: NO YOU DON’T GET IT THIS IS HILARIOUS BECAUSE THAT’S THE “FEAR NOT” GESTURE IN BUDDHIST ART. THEY’RE LITERALLY ON A SCARY RIDE AND JESUS IS FREAKING OUT AND BUDDHA’S JUST SITTING THERE ALL LIKE “FEAR NOT” AND IT’S
marcellvs: connuh: marcellvs: jesus wasn’t white and neither was st nicholas merry christmas Why do people even care it’s literally just a skin color because racial hierarchies and institutional racism and white supremacy exist you superficial
super-star-destroyer: hclark70: frindle–babbin: lobstmourne: sneakyfeets: mad-maddie: vaknosh: Fuck everything about this. Rest In Fucking Pieces WoW Lore Disgusting. jesus christ this is terriblehe’s literally fucking hitler but oh no
thatsreallyproblematic: superprivilegedshitlord: iplemons: thevodka-aunt: bethrogers: Gotta love it! Jesus it’s not even “destroy” it’s “resist” so where is your shitty flip phone girl Tumblr be like This is literally shoe0nhead.
kidzbopdeathgrips: magimerlyn: kidzbopdeathgrips: jesus: if you literally do nothing else just please. be nice to people american christians: so basically i should just be really mean to people. just like be super cunty for no reason and get really
spottsy60: thighabetic: freshest-tittymilk: shiveringandstunned: Nothing, literally nothing could make me laugh harder than this did. WHAT IN THE ALMIGHTY FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK It’s so much better than you expect it to be. Jesus Christ!
jaylenejoybeligan: kaeandlucy: thighabetic: Aziz is putting that marketing major to good use. but literally compare this to when nudes get leaked of females. the difference is astounding Aziz 4 Jesus
theblackclarkkent: damnnlyssa: the-fury-of-a-time-lord: oyesiam1: Thank you Ellen for showing as once again how to react to homophobia with class and humour. x there is literally nothing i hate about this woman ellen for jesus 2016 “ELLEN
secretaryshizue: englishmajorhumor: The Catcher in the Rye this is literally the most atrocious pun i’ve seen in the past year. it makes me so mad. look at this piece of SHIT pun. i don’t believe this. i am done with this god damn website. jesus.
clevercookies0417: hellothisissatan: This is literally how it is for a non english speaker to perfect a word pronunciation! a vine by meshal al jaser Jesus this is gold
comtessedebussy: cartnsncreal: This is sickening Jesus christ I mean I know about the U.S. prison system and all but I don’t think it’s ever hit me like this. We literally live in a slave-owning society.
liltropicalboy: the white devil himself jesus. literally.
primroseprince: STOP!!!!! ADDING YOUR GROSS COMMENTS!!!!!! ON SELFIES OF PEOPLE OR ART!!!!!! NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR IT JEsus the op/artist can see your awful commentary, literally no one wants to know how ‘hot’ you find it or what you’re gonna do
jussttom: pandaskunk: jesus-wubs-you: rednailsandtea: hhanons-princess: lifehackable: How to be the “Perfect” Girlfriend THIS IS PERFECT OKAY THIS IS LITERALLY PERFECT AND I REALLLY LIKE NUMBER TWO “Neither feminism nor sexism is going
bignickels: keep-it-classy-please: negativeinfinityox: i cant find where it loops ugh it’s so perfect d4rklights: OMFG I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS EVERYWHERE HOLY SDGHS PRAISE JESUS lol forever my favorite gif. literally perfect cleanest gif
thebaconsandwichofregret: spookygays: nevercouldgetthehangofthursdays: pgay: how did jesus promo god with only 12 followers he made them write a popular fanfiction im literally so done with you people The Bible was just one of those text posts
xfinalform: unregistered-hypercam2: swdyww: yozaynletmelickyourarmpit: *soft lil woof* Literally a baby i reblogged this once but didnt notice how goddamn loud this shit is man OH JESUS
trendingrn:spirited-driving: jesus-in-a-threesome: kaonashizen: bleu: look , i literally can’t stress how cute this deleted parks and rec scene is and im about to lose my fucking shit. Im in love with Chris Pratt “just kidding, I’m so
domziie: ego-x: darklynoon: naturepunk: My blood is literally on fire right now. I cannot believe this. “yeah, we’re walking right into their homes and shooting them” jesus fucking christ. I am speechless. Wow!
unbothereddddd: rudegyalchina: trvnzverse: deebott: flawless-psycho: duragdaddy: -lsd: ? What the literal fuck? I can’t breathe oh my god @jesus Well … time to go .
jeniphyer: sassiest-angel-in-the-garrisonn: wholockednatural-13: cannon-fannon: JESUS FUCK. I THOUGHT THEY WERE GOING TO MAKE OUT. I THOUGHT IT WAS THE START TO A PORNO. THE SEXUAL TENSION. OH MY GOD. I LITERALLY CANNOT NOT REBLOG THIS EVERY FUCKING
yanderepanda: timetravelwithcamelotsdetective: june-and-the-ocean: egberts: if you try to tell me cold doesnt have a smell you’re wrong when its really cold you can literally smell how cold it is SWEET JESUS SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS OH MY GOD. I TELL
odins-one-eyed-fuck: ladyintheoutfield: fannishminded: kabukers: sodii: mrclarinet: Close enough…? BAHAHA JESUS FUCKING CHRIST LITERALLY THE SAME THING. HE TIED A PIKACHU TO IT I can’t. I just, I laughed so hard. All of this, is so much
fyromancemanga: THIS IS LITERALLY THE MOMENT THAT EVERY SINGLE FUCKING PERSON WHO HAS BEEN READING THIS MANGA HAS BEEN WAITING FOR AND OH SWEET JESUS DID THEY DO IT GOOD.
khaleesi-mother-of-fandoms: daily-dose-of-dana: jesus christ himself literally created this show That would explain why I’m still waiting for a resurrection after that crucifying ending
daily-dose-of-dana: jesus christ himself literally created this show
blindskywatcher: infinitysproductions: thedarkiplier: This is literally the best fucking thing I have ever seen Don’t do drugs kids. Jesus FVUCKING
feminismandmedia: feminismandmedia: captainfuckfeminism: feminismandmedia: Mary, Joseph, and Jesus were literally refugees themselves. And I AM a Christian you fool. Mod Bethany Ah, yes that makes perfect sense. The Bible doesn’t mention those
boimgfrog:boimgfrog:boimgfrog:trans women r literally so cool theu get tits AND a prostate?? i thought only markilpler could do thati need 2 stop posting after taking my sleep meds jesus christhey guys we don’t have to rb this post. like we can
darling-highness: tren10: FUCK people forget Jesus was a handyman and literally the first hippy according to my theology teacher
coffee-books-and-roses: I literally have to blur out Jesus’s nipples so I can post this. The non-censored version was flagged
more-hetalia-headcannons: monobeartheater: djsais: arceeofficial: june-and-the-ocean: egberts: if you try to tell me cold doesnt have a smell you’re wrong when its really cold you can literally smell how cold it is SWEET JESUS SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS
