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honestlyprettychill: trapcard: she snapped hOLY SHIT BARBIE <3 <3 Jesus. Who knew Barbie could make me feel literally anything.
monobeartheater: djsais: arceeofficial: june-and-the-ocean: egberts: if you try to tell me cold doesnt have a smell you’re wrong when its really cold you can literally smell how cold it is SWEET JESUS SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS OH MY GOD. I TELL PEOPLE
anchovision: I LITERALLY CAN’T STOP MOVING I’M SO JUMPY AND ANXIOUS RIGHT NOW JESUS FUCK B1A4 WHY DO YOU DO THESE THINGS NOW I HAVE TO WAIT FOR MORE THEN 13 HOURS TO FIND OUT WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON AND IT IS GOING TO KILL ME ON THE INSIDE LIKE
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timelordhiddles: nO BUT CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS FOR A SECOND BECAUSE LITERALLY I HAD TO PAUSE THE MV AND WALK OUT OF THE ROOM BECAUSE I THOUGHT I WAS HAVING A HEART ATTACK JESUS CHRIST SUNGJONG
valaartogeiadoun: daisydino: shinys-mind-palace: I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS PICTURE FOR SO LONG My mom just told me I was going to Hell for laughing at this THEY SEE ME ROLLIN’, THEY PRAYIN’
miniar: spiralthorns: thatweirdsister: geekandmisandry: by-women-for-women: stopsayingterf: geekandmisandry: I had to read, with my own eyes, some Terfs talking about how the term “cis” is oppressive. I just can’t with these people. I
micdotcom: perzadook: yeahiwasintheshit: doxycyclone: jeangrey: literally word for word IM.SCREAMING Take me now Jesus. This is f***ing wild. Naturally, #FamousMelaniaTrumpQuotes started to trend in response: Her plagiarism goes so much deeper
iamretrokid: branbebo: dollsofbeauty: mangoestho: holywoes: Lil Kim killed it when she came out with that iconic pose 🙌🏽 IMMA LITERALLY HAVE A GODDAMN STOKE KIM JESUS! Can’t stop looking at this 😍 She looks soo good her energy is crazyyyyyy
gyarados: guard-me-gamora: gyarados: Literally kill all Republicans and Jesus freaks Dude. No. Don’t kill anybody. Bad. That’s murder. Turn them into dragons or something. do you really want racist homophobic dragons flying around
jcsp1688: agoraphobic-ecologist: witchstock: transyuri: animehater420: damn cartoon network not taking any shit from the homophobes this is literally gayer than i somehow thought it would be LMFAO?? Jesus CHRIST Hahahahha omg!
kidzbopdeathgrips: magimerlyn: kidzbopdeathgrips: jesus: if you literally do nothing else just please. be nice to people american christians: so basically i should just be really mean to people. just like be super cunty for no reason and get really
comrade-is-gender-neutral:fiddleabout:aupair:jesus fucking christ… literally any desire for gender nonconformity broadly speaking…… A couple of other really important things about this bill:It defines a minor as someone under 21, despite North
boimgfrog:iamhope-deactivated20220717:boimgfrog:boimgfrog:boimgfrog:trans women r literally so cool theu get tits AND a prostate?? i thought only markilpler could do thati need 2 stop posting after taking my sleep meds jesus christhey guys we don’t
angremlin:f85o:Prosperity gospel christians when you remind them Jesus literally said no rich people go to heaven
actualirleridan: modestdemidov: robinistall: fish shaming [x] jesus christ i’ve been waiting for this those fish literally give no fucks
h4wk-girl: daily-dose-of-dana: jesus christ himself literally created this show yeah and satan wrote the ending for this show.
ihartgracehelbig: damnnlyssa: the-fury-of-a-time-lord: oyesiam1: Thank you Ellen for showing as once again how to react to homophobia with class and humour. x there is literally nothing i hate about this woman ellen for jesus 2016 “ELLEN FOR
chadleymacguff: homeofthegods: And I think I like him better with the fitted cap onHe ain’t even gotta try to put the mack on he literally has Jesus in his chest
bloodpactgirlscout: My catholic father literally just said “No, wait, but wasn’t there that story where Jesus and Buddha met? And they lived together for some time? Wasn’t that a thing?” “And they went on a rollercoaster?” “Wait,
sassiest-angel-in-the-garrisonn: wholockednatural-13: cannon-fannon: JESUS FUCK. I THOUGHT THEY WERE GOING TO MAKE OUT. I THOUGHT IT WAS THE START TO A PORNO. THE SEXUAL TENSION. OH MY GOD. I LITERALLY CANNOT NOT REBLOG THIS EVERY FUCKING TIME THIS
springrivers: jesus-in-a-threesome: kaonashizen: bleu: look , i literally can’t stress how cute this deleted parks and rec scene is and im about to lose my fucking shit. Im in love with Chris Pratt “just kidding, I’m so strong” oh my
snail-speed: raeloganthesonic06fangirl: raeloganthesonic06fangirl: darkmatter-doppelganger: clevercookies0417: hellothisissatan: This is literally how it is for a non english speaker to perfect a word pronunciation! a vine by meshal al jaser Jesus
kabukers: sodii: mrclarinet: Close enough…? BAHAHA JESUS FUCKING CHRIST LITERALLY THE SAME THING. HE TIED A PIKACHU TO IT
lucydonaghan: Jesus christ. What the hell did this guy eat. Looks to of quite literally added at least an extra 50 pounds of pure lard to that tiny frame. Looks insanely hotter but he might need some new clothes again.
fannishminded: kabukers: sodii: mrclarinet: Close enough…? BAHAHA JESUS FUCKING CHRIST LITERALLY THE SAME THING. HE TIED A PIKACHU TO IT I can’t. I just, I laughed so hard. All of this, is so much win.
So, I get literally 50+ messages per week. I try to answer, but sometimes I just can’t be bothered. So I’m really sorry if I don’t answer your messages, but I do read them. Think of me like Jesus, I can hear you prayers but I probably
that PV is literally 16 seconds, and y’all making GIFS of it already? Jesus christ.
ladyintheoutfield: fannishminded: kabukers: sodii: mrclarinet: Close enough…? BAHAHA JESUS FUCKING CHRIST LITERALLY THE SAME THING. HE TIED A PIKACHU TO IT I can’t. I just, I laughed so hard. All of this, is so much win. AHAHAHAHAHA THIS
officialnintendofuckboy: hold up is ren supposed to have literally a massive gaping hole in his neck because i never noticed that until just now Jesus finally it’s made clear (no pun intended) to me as well! I was wondering in the novel itself
krwawnik replied to your post: krwawnik replied to your post: … karu, i’m pretty sure you LITERALLY have me on your friendlist :’) WAIT. YOU ARE MY ARIEL REP? JESUS FUCK. GIVE ME
dr-archeville: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: mabelsguidetolife: seasaluki: please don’t say that jESUS CHRIST WHAT I can guarantee you that literally no woman EVER has wanted a man to ask her ‘Are you ovulating’ just who wrote this HOW is
bird-jesus: i can’t stop fucking laughing at this fucking fish. boops boops. it’s literal, real scientic name is boops boops. boops boops in a bucket B. boops
anifanatical: Points for trying, Sarek…Original post by @thursdaysshepard
beyoncepatronus:jesus christ imagine working in a literal subterranean vermin infested basement mould growing out every hole working your ass off to convince priests to have a wank in the hopes of not being fed to giant dogs and then ms crowley walks
my-other-plans-fell-through: xxcaptainkurtxx: poppunk-jesus: my-other-plans-fell-through: doing eyeliner is literally like trying to draw a straight line using Paint Hold down the shift key oh yes your right let me just hold down the fucking shift
mr-alec-winchester: elmntry: these wafers literally taste like god and jesus himself Communion wafers?
nikynaa: second-breakfast-with-lucifer: hastobealock: snugbun21: sensitivehandsomeactionman: disarming Jesus people, flag your porn I literally stared at this gif for five minutes, ugh. alright, I will be needing some cold water and a new pair
gryffindorghost: sealegslegssea: rawhides: disastr: hotbabysitter: Drive Thru Floating Cup. NO I FUCKING CAN’T TAKE THIS That mothafucka a DEMON oh my god LITERALLY THE BEST sweet jesus on a cracker
blacklightsandqueens: fuck-benedict-cumberbatch: cleverramble: drkarayua: dykecicle: c0rr0sive: I love this so much This might be the best thing ever That was a wild ride. jesus christ trusdt me just fuckign watch it This is literally perfect.
autisticvioletbaudelaire: My catholic father literally just said “No, wait, but wasn’t there that story where Jesus and Buddha met? And they lived together for some time? Wasn’t that a thing?” “And they went on a rollercoaster?” “Wait,
mdewey-lol: istill-shutmy-eyes: ladyintheoutfield: fannishminded: kabukers: sodii: mrclarinet: Close enough…? BAHAHA JESUS FUCKING CHRIST LITERALLY THE SAME THING. HE TIED A PIKACHU TO IT I can’t. I just, I laughed so hard. All of this,
onlyblackgirl: coffeedrinkinghoe: theoriginalspike: heartbreakhicks: thugmemoirs: Jesus this is amazing I fucking hate makeup she was perfectly fine without it :( Literally no one cares about your makeup preference. It’s her face, not yours.
basementjax: IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THE SOURCE TO THIS FOREVER AND I LITERALLY JUST FOUND IT OMFG PRAISE JESUS
more-hetalia-headcannons: monobeartheater: djsais: arceeofficial: june-and-the-ocean: egberts: if you try to tell me cold doesnt have a smell you’re wrong when its really cold you can literally smell how cold it is SWEET JESUS SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS
startorrent02: ego-x: darklynoon: naturepunk: My blood is literally on fire right now. I cannot believe this. “yeah, we’re walking right into their homes and shooting them” jesus fucking christ. I am speechless. WATCH THIS. WATCH
bergara-madej: See, it wasn’t so bad right? Yeah. I haven’t even seen this video but I can literally hear Ryan shaking his his head saying “Jesus Christ” in the background
juicyj-caint: I have a folder on my computer called “me pix”and its literally hundreds (if not over a thousand) selfies from the past 6 years or so.Jesus Christ I have a problem Pics of you are NOT a problem…
anjeezyalmighty: releasedfromgravity: It’s like her face is literally made of silk, shea butter, cocoa butter, all the butters, honey, caramel, everything right in the world, a single tear drop from Jesus Himself and gold… omg this is my favorite
thefingerfuckingfemalefury: smashing-yng-man: Oh shit. Jesus literally said rich people who don’t give their money to the poor DON’T GET INTO HEAVEN Donald Trump stole money from cancer patients to add to his own wealthI think it’s safe to say
plotprincessss: tea-tendencies-and-theories: 69kittykate69:diamondfordisease:juneplums:nourrice:im literally sobbing tf delete thisOhnygodddWHY DOES THIS EXIST JESUS Shit just made me take a second to recompose myself. Stop this 😢😢😢
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