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tylerdylans: “I like fuck. I like shit. I like asshole.”
I feel like shit since I’ve kind of put making porn on the back burner.😭 My mv score has gone to shit and I’m not making nearly as much money as I was a few months ago. I’ve just been in a really bad place lately mentally which is an awful excuse
allthebandacronyms: So im in a special program for visual arts and my mother who doesnt really know much about art comes in and is like This looks like shit what kind of artist are you you dont even care about your work. And I’m like what gives you
I have this bad cycle I get into whenever I get sick. Like, no matter how miserable I feel, I will not go to the doctor unless it’s like ER necessary. Like how last month I kept making posts about how sick I felt and how I needed the doctor, but
Holy shit I slept like shit haha
I couldn’t find my sports bra so I didn’t go to the gym. Instead we stayed here and did some shitty ab exercises. I can’t do shit. I can barely do the exercises, and it makes me feel like shit. Nick says it’s just because I’m
mariadang93: ninasaechao: I woke up and for some reason I actually looked like shit today, maybe it’s from the past couple of days working grave yard. I mean, REAL shit. My eyes looked terrible and I’ve been having a bad time falling asleep! Haha,
jeffyfuckingt: Alright, since you assholes have been good sports about putting up with my insensitive shit I’m going to hit you with a dick pic. This was pre-coital from two years ago. Yes, I look like shit and my hair is fucking terrible because this
theclockworkphoenix:tinytmas: gabriellejae: i wonder what it’s like to like date someone and know their family and go over their house whenever you want and sleep over whenever you want and what it’s like to have their family absolutely love you
a-magpie-witchling: glumshoe: glumshoe: The veil is thin here. It’s thin everywhere. Of course it’s fucking thin. Who ever heard of a thick veil? That shit’s lightweight, even sheer. Like, shit, Agatha. There’s a reason they don’t call it “the
natnovna: women are never like “wow i have a son i respect men now” like.. it’s just expected of us, from the moment we can speak, from the moment we can understand words, even though they treat us like shit women give birth to boys and have to
naruuux: shatter-the-darkness: skeletal-stoner: stonersbeingsoldiers: Holy shit, okay so this is hard to say because I don’t want 200 people going “what? you were going to? no you weren’t, you just want attention” but tonight I felt like shit,
legains: chekhov: In health class we were given sheets of paper and told to write a message we would want someone of the opposite sex to know She read some examples The girls were like: “Hey can you please not treat me like shit” The boys were like:
glumshoe: glumshoe: The veil is thin here. It’s thin everywhere. Of course it’s fucking thin. Who ever heard of a thick veil? That shit’s lightweight, even sheer. Like, shit, Agatha. There’s a reason they don’t call it “the down comforter
slut-problems: I like being treated like a brain dead bimbo while I suck on his cock. The lack of oxygen really seems to help with my self esteem. I felt like shit about myself before this. Now I feel pretty good about me because I’m helping him to
skottfrii: Boy, we niggas be up to some SHIT don’t we?! Every nigga you know is prolly butt naked wit a dude(s)…fuckin…or wishing like shit that he was. Welcome to the 21st century.
queefdollaz: papabearrandum: queefdollaz: labias: …………… tyler stanced up in the chair like “naaah ya feet dirty like shit mo n why is u poppin ya pussy on da prius” That’s a honda civic ….. i kno its part of da joke like play
tom-sits-like-a-whore: mrs-freebatchof221bbakerstreet: dudeufugly: video via londonphile now also on youtube OMG IT’S LIKE IT PHYSICALLY HURTS HIM TO NOT BE HUMBLE AND MODEST AND AN ALL OUT GENTLEMAN LIKE “SHIT I JUST CALLED MYSELF HANDSOME
a-ckleholic: the-fandoms-are-cool: rose-9-10: They have looks of sheer terror on their faces right before they fall DON’T YOU DARE TRY TO TELL ME YOU’RE NOT FUCKING TERRIFIED AS SHIT RIGHT BEFORE YOU FALL OFF THE BED HAHAHAHA Jared’s like “shit
habitatfordeanwinchester:kanoitrace: snarkydean: You’re back? 100%?(cas being an awkward little mushroom) #cas be like#shit its dean#play it cool cas#just remain calm#oh god he’s coming this way#he’s so hot#shit#ok just wave#ok no don’t
nyannerz: video for my new rap cover >:) i did baby got back like 2 years ago so i figured i should do this one since lots of people requested it and it’s fun
I honestly feel like the girls are getting progressively dumber as the show goes on.
c3po: c3po: c3po: c3po: hey i haven’t seen much positivity around this on here so i just wanted to say it’s totally valid if u fart and a little shid comes out ^__^ um.. wtf?? op is literally saying it’s ok to shit yourself when like,, shitting
azzandra:Whenever I see a post on tumblr suggesting aliens don’t have gender, I always think–‘but what if also the reverse. What if aliens also have some fundamental social construct we don’t’.Like, they come and meet us and they’re like ‘hey
lesbianboyfriend:gimmickbird:28dayslater:Trampolines are so fucking stupid like ooh look at me I can jump high. Worthless creation[id: a tweet from grimes to elon musk reading “I love you but please turn off ur phone or give me a dall. I cannot support
giwatafiya: rickgrimesbabyface: Y’all, rich people tip like shit I pull up at this nice ass house, I’m walking to the door as the woman pulls in her driveway so the pizza is definitely not late. I’m all smiley and courteous and shit, she tipped
hedaoftheworld: Ok so it’s the classic story of a young maiden wants a thing and a witch is like “promise me your first born child” and the maidens like “k” and that should be enough but no the witch keeps coming around like “yo where’s
ipgd: mastahaze: This is the most beautiful horse in the world… From Turkey shit son this horse is like SPUN GOLD
lampsarepeopletoo: i got home and my dad said “THERE’S SPERM ON YOUR BED” and i was like shit did i forget to clean up this morning but then he said “go get it and bring it out here” and at this point im confused as shit so i go to my room
assassinscreedconfessions: The fandom treats Ezio likes he’s God-like, and treats the other Assassins like shit. image from madeinmasyaf Sorry bout it team ezio
excalibong: vine-whipped: im-alex-s: goldentot: nipuni: goddammittim: Black Desert Online character creation from 2nd Closed Beta. THIS JUST MADE MY ENTIRE MONTH holy shit it’s like photoshopping your own character into a game holy fuck it
UGH HE SHOULD NOT HAVE THE POWER TO AFFECT ME LIKE THIS. It’s not like I want to be made physically sick by an 11 word text post. I was just scrolling through my feed and bam. Suddenly I feel like puking. Ugh. It so sucks… I hate this whole
mesovideo: I’ve taken shits that look less like shit than this cake
fempeach: airlesscell: Don’t let tumblr make you think cigarettes don’t make you smell and look like shit flower crowns, however, are just as cool as tumblr makes them out to beglorify the shit out of flower crowns, not cigarettes
I literally feel like such a worthless piece of shit right now. I am effectively losing the only thing I had left to lose. Nothing fucking matters anymore. I don’t matter anymore.
Please feel free to massage me because I feel like a worthless piece of shit
Listen how the hell does venture bros plan shit out so far ahead like that. Crap from that shitty ass season one is STILL coming into play in season 7. Like. How can ur brain even make those kinds of connections.
fuckyeahtsukki:tsuki-shit-ma:firSt OF ALL hOw FUCKING DARE UHOLY SHIT HE JUST GREW HOTTER BY 999999%
Being ashamed of liking food is like being of ashamed of liking water or oxygen. It's actually okay to want the things that keep you alive.
laurazocca: I like drinking tea alone, and reading alone. I like riding the bus alone, and walking home alone. It gives me time to think, and set my mind free. I like eating alone, and listening to music alone. But when I see a mother with her child;
citrussi: teenfuckingspirit: Transparent Lipgloss Gif (lipgloss matches colour of your blog) i swear i have reblogged this today like sooo many times, its so nice HOLY FUCKING SHIT i love this god bless people with white backgrounds AW FRICK
narcotic: I hate when you sit in class and do absolutely nothing like, I could do this shit in the comfort of my own bed.
yungterra: sneaking into the kitchen at 3am like i hope we have some got damn juicy juice boy shit i am thirsty as a mother fucker
bvklove: Grab her booty like you own that shit.
sarahtypeswords: sarahtypeswords: Do you think birds like human songs like we like bird songs? Who am I kidding birds probably love uptown funk
handjob: mercedesbenzodiazepine: I hate when you’re like “fuck it’s so hot” and someone’s like “well why don’t you take your jacket off?” Like bitch no…this is my outfit
xxiwylona:Boys cry. Girls masturbate. Boys can like pink and not be gay. Girls can have short hair and not be a lesbian. Boys can like ballet. Girls can like video games. Boys can be hot without a six pack. Girls can be hot without a hairless body. Boys
thisniqqaugly:feel like absolute shit
positivityandpaperstars:official-2014:In class our teacher held up a black book and was like “this book is red” and we were all like “no” and he said “yes it is” and we were just all like “that’s not right” and he turned it around and
dumbdaisies: i hope u fall in love w ur best friend. like not romantically but like in a platonic way. I hope u have someone that u feel like u can tell everything 2 n cuddle in bed with and laugh about anything with or cry in front of them bc honestly
I’m just a horny piece of shit who likes food and over thinks everything.
ectoghostologist: i love being tight with teachers because you get to hear them talk shit about other teachers its so funny they all act like highschoolers except they get paid
mors-vxluntaria: bellamysbelle: i’m more upset when animals don’t like me than when people don’t @love-and-some-other-shit your dog
podencos: Who gives a shit if it’s corny, I can’t wait to be committed to someone and know they’re my person in life and I am theirs and be conscious of their likes and dislikes and build a world that considers, respects, and appreciates their presence
thisiselliz: I like when shit just works out
wintersoldeirs: when you see a person smile and it’s like……holy shit…….what is this magic…………please do that again
I just wanna do cool couple shit with you like fuck you on a rooftop while the sun sets
edroy: “what will your kids think of that tattoo?”my kids aren’t going to give 2 shits because i’m not going to raise them to be a judgmental asshole like yours did
