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If I’m a sarcastic asshole when I talk to you its either because I really like you and feel comfortable teasing you Or I really hate you and don’t care if you know it Good luck figuring out which one
shinimegami: justdrinktea: so in Japanese, we sang Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. here’s a general gist of the translation: Rudolph had a shiny noseno one liked himhe cried every nightthen one Christmas it was darkSanta decided Rudolph’s nose was
lolsofunny: do you ever sit in school like i know the answer to that questions but i’m not saying it because this class is pissing me off
rnarker: i hate when people say “you’ve barely touched your food” like what do you want me to do stroke it
tinkervrisk: physical education more like pointless embarrassment
camplazlo: one time in fourth grade i stole this kid’s gameboy and a couple months later we were chillin at my house and he was looking at my stuff and found the gameboy and he was like “wow i used to have one of these” and i asked he wanted
threepac: i find it really weird how we can talk to ourselves in our head like how does that even work
Aren’t you like 12 said the 16 year old to the 15 year old
5ths-lapel: unicorntimelordadamyoung: to-spread-love-like-violence: hancakesays: yourerightinthemiddleoftheroad: a-scandal-in-tumblr: himapapaftw: dokidokinox: population3: reidhugs: thevaroda: shinitama: sadness-or-euphoria: Doctor, this
nue: kweenkendrah: nue: what if people could go anon in real life like with the push of a button they become this faceless gray person wow imagine anons just walking around in public imagine an anon sprinting towards you on all fours LMAO u really
foxnewsofficial: all these girls hating on taylor swift like they wouldn’t try to date as many celebs as they could
nosdrinker: shelbylinnea: nosdrinker: next time i like somebody just remind me to kill myself it’ll be easier Or you could take a chance on someone you thought was totally out of your league and end up with the best relationship you’ve ever had.
urbancatfitters: i’m annoying like 75% of the time and during the other 25% i’m asleep
secret-hell: the-wh0res-next-d00r: a-girl-falls-in-the-city: floral-ink: bwkaty: Katy Perry about Russell Brand. Katy :( this is literally the saddest thing ive ever seen on tumblr ): she couldnt even fake a smile.. i’ve reblogged this like
genies: My life is like a romantic comedy except there’s no romance and It’s just me laughing at my own jokes
assiest: my blog is an acquired taste if you don’t like it acquire some taste
reinbeer: why do cats just like leave their tongues out and forget about them what if humans did that too
Toph’s blindness was one of the most excellently handled aspects of AtLA because it wasn’t treated like a disability. So often in shows (and especially children’s animation) disabled characters are limited to apperances in “very special episodes”
greywardensexual: DO YOU EVER START LISTENING TO AN AUDIO POST AND THEN START SCROLLING DOWN YOUR DASH JAMMING OUT BUT THEN YOU COME ACROSS ANOTHER AUDIO POST AND YOUR LIKE “oH„„ I WANT TO LISTEN TO THAT ONE TOO” BUT THE OTHER AUDIO POST IS STILL
starksfell: those textbooks that rip out your sOul and eat it while you watch because you think you only have 1 question to do for homework but no it’s like 1. a) b) c) d) e) f) g) h) i) j) k) l) m) n) o) p) q) r) s) t) u) v) w) x) y) z)
jcatgrl: euphoricdays: yes they do yes they do are you kidding i know so many guys that are super rude like out of nowhere what if they’re gay and also find him attractive is that a joke everyone is at least a little two faced no they won’t not
jacknoir: i really fuckin dislike people who think they are superior for typing w proper grammar or for drinking tea or loving british shows or not wearing revealing clothing or not having sex like wow idc if you do those things but if you think it makes
bllond-e: Billy Mays is up in heaven partying like its ร.99
ofmiceandbren: hboscar: Worth reading… monstersinmybathtub: sararye: I started reading and was like “what the actual fuck” before reaching the end bless you Holy crap. god bless ur sol omg
thattgrinch: imperfection more like imperfection
Only tumblr can give me feels about math… why. crying. I feel like this could accurately describe some ships I’ve shipped. math feels And whats even worse is regular ol’ intersecting lines They meet once and grow farther apart forever. That awkward
wolf-cub: when shipping costs more than the item and i’m just like
katara: its so funny to read my blog because my train of thought is more like this
christmascockies: i stopped caring when i was like 3
trenotcool: *likes ur comment to let u know that the conversation is over*
applebutterbomb: likeafieldmouse: Tim Knowles - Tree Drawings (2006) Artist’s statement: “A series of drawings produced using drawing implements attached to the tips of tree branches, the wind’s effects on the tree recorded on paper. Like
lnnea: i don’t like people but i want more friends
titytwochainz: My kids ain’t gonna believe in Santa Clause. I work all year to provide and some fat white man get the credit? Sound like slavery to me.
THIS IS MARRIAGE!! Thats right! Permission to be a bad ass. Nod. He looks back at the guy like, “SEE THAT? SHE SAID YES. YOU’RE SO FUCKED.”
ohshititsgreg: avvatar: duoverse: marcelinesexual: i wish i could carry around cards at school that have reaction images on it so when someone says something stupid i could just hold up a card and be like this exists it’s called facial expression
hungarian: one of the most annoying things teenage girls do is passive-aggressively use the smileyface emoticon like “i’m sorry you’re an ugly fuck(:” oh my god
arcticmonkies: idk my sense of humor is really obnoxious and when im not being obnoxious im being really boring and quiet so i guess i can understand why no one likes me
ifyoucarryonthisway: do schools in england teach their students to end sentences with “xx” or like what happened there
butts-with-bro-shades: saiderp: agentofprospit: derpekhale: lsdemon: infecting america it’s like i’m watching a zombie virus jesus christ The spread of an infection The Walmart virus the thing that turned my life into a nightmare
n0thingleftinside: matchbook-stories: lisasedai: i hate it when there’s like a feeling in your gut that something is very wrong and the feeling is so strong that it makes you feel physically ill but the problem is that there’s actually nothing
gauntlethair: if i were a pokemon my name would be ugh because that’s like all i say anyway
touay: “youre so lucky that you can draw” yyeah it was all luck and not at all grueling and emotionally exhausting practice kind of like how olympians are lucky that theyre so good at sports
aladone: It’s so weird how the world is floating like what if it falls
almost-like-a-boss: It will get better, I whisper while taking the 5678th selfie
literallysnokoplasm: i really hate it when im reading a book and i picture the whole setting in my head a certain way and then the author mentions something which completely messes up the way i view the room or scene like a door on the left side instead
shippery: shippery: madoka gets a lot more entertaining if you replace “would you like to make a contract” with “yo wanna buy some crack”
inmyg4overdac: lefthandedism: crazycato: HOW HIGH DOES THIS BISCUIT LOOK IT LOOKS LIKE YOUR FACE IM CRYING WAIT THAT WASNT INTENTIONAL
agentdalecooper: the bag my necklaces came in was tiny and my dad just looks at me and says “this is what they sell cocaine in on the streets” and his eyes lit up and he put some baking powder into the bag and put it on the counter and i was like
ketchup-head: this was the only thing in hannah montana ever that i liked
calibornthisway: ok people are saying that jake and jane are like cosmo and wanda but do u remember peppy happy gary and peppy happy betty
fororchestra: This mouse is so stupid. Seriously, who holds a banjo like that?
badonelle: the best way to test if someone’s just saying they like the same things you do to get in your pants is to make up an unrealistic lie one time this annoying dude asked me what my favorite band was and I told him “boku no pico” he was
sassygaysatanist: fezzingly: I feel like a rare breed of human female who does not feel attracted to Channing Tatum at all no one is actually attracted to channing tatum it’s all just peer pressure.
chesnips: maahamburger: you can make anything sound sexual just by whispering it would you like a better deal on your car insurance
charming-tothelast: You know that moment when you’re reading a book and you just have to stop and bite your lip and squeal or sigh or close your eyes and wrinkle your nose and forehead and press the book against your heart and just like sit there and
thediagonallie: girlgrowingsmall: notkorra: girls, when you’re feeling sad, just remember: a vagina can go back to it’s original size after taking something 20x its size a penis will end up looking like an empty potato sack that’s been run over
#this is the most realistic portrayal of what would happen if you were to randomly burst into song And this is why I love Enchanted. It’s like a Disney movie and a Disney parody at the same time.
bathsabbath: sutured-infection: Silver skull vinaigrette, Europe, 1701-1900 Like pomanders, vinaigrettes could be used as a vessel to hold strong smelling substances to be sniffed should the user be passing through a particularly smelly area. At a
the-bite-of-frost: jamesbonfire: tastefullyoffensive: [extrafabulouscomics] i like the girl in the back whos dressed as the boss …….the dude on the left though by the water
thevirginprince: mileyhighrus: i could never be a politician because every time it was my turn to talk in a debate it would start off with “listen you fucking prick” like idk how these people don’t do this If you do this you don’t get paid.I
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