like shit
NSFW Tumblr
find like shit on porn pin board
like shit clips
Like “Aw shit. Didn’t see this cumming”
I can’t be the only one that thinks it’s really fucking weird to publicly post your GPA right
like having the next two days off is nice but man could i use a fuck buddy right now
Words from my mother, “You liked your own picture? Dumb ass. I got 14 people to like mine you have yourself. It’s on like donkey kong!”
Like a Bloody Storm, Atsuku Like a Bloody Stone!
lishadra: cultural-hoxhaist: goodie-badwife: audible-smiles: lipatti: am i the only person not affected by generalized positivity… like post it notes in bathrooms that say ‘you’re beautiful’ or posts that are like ‘smile! you are a beautiful
teaboot: teaboot: mjalti: why come they called him “beast” in the castle when everyone knew his name cuz they’d been working for him forever anyway? like …. i would just be like “hey chewbacca-Adam” or some shit, there’s no reason to call
ostracizedpoodle: what was life like before copy and paste
rnarker: shit’s going down i whisper as i flush the toilet
ironmax: i hate it when people are like “no you’re not old enough to know your sexuality yet” like as if you’re not allowed to be anything other than heterosexual until you’ve reached a certain age and you get a ticket to choose your path of
thatfunnyblog: Funny Stuff you like?
exequalistmako: thegoddamazon: #but everything changed when the fire nation got fabulous More like
butthurtoveranalsexjokes: forfuturereferenceonly: paulyoptosaurus: what if instead of calling each other names we referred to each other by our most dominant feature like ‘hey Nose’ or ‘hey Too Much Eyeliner’ “Oh hey privileged first worlder”
edwardclitorishands: how can people take things so seriously on the internet when there is stuff like
leftbehindletters: have you ever loved a lyric so much that when you hear it feels like your heart is trying to burst out of your body
meowbella: i hate when someone is pretty and also funny like stop that you only get one
zebeck: when you actually like a drawing you made but everyone else ignores it
heyimbritni: wow, some people’s names dont match their face. like lets say youre talking to a hot guy, he looks like matt or ashton, but his name is mary or bartholomew
msjewbooty: *wraps self in toilet paper* i am a piece of shit
ourbedroomafterthewar: do you ever get like really hopeful about someone for no reason and start thinking about all the wonderful things that could happen and then you realize they just don’t think about you like that and you’re crushed and you feel
calvinccandie: when i find myself in times of trouble mother mary comes to me speaking words of wisdom get your shit together
moniquill: stfunithingas: ianthe: purpleweeble: HE LOOKS LIKE HE JUST FELL OFF LIKE HES NOT EVEN TRYING TO FLY JUST OOPS I FELL me Excuse me. Let me draw your attention to something. That pigeon did not fall. IT WAS PUSHED.
aangnog: matt-ketchup: aangnog: if u dont like mozzarella sticks then i assume u also dont like jesus I like mozzarella sticks but I dont like jesus they are a packaged deal im sorry but youre going to have to give up your liking of mozzarella stick
niateppelln: when you like someone more than they like you
lifeisbutts: Oh man, I feel like I should become a terrible person and start attacking people like in the last panel.
westernkanye: it’s so rude when babies just babble and shit speak english when you’re talking to me punk
when you say something and immediately regret it and like even like 20 years later everyone has forgotten about it but you’re still like ‘oh damn why did I say that’
thereisaworldinsideofme: Holy shit yep
christmassassy: sometimes i’m like “wow i hate myself and want to die” but on good days i’m just like “wow i hate myself”
wtfhistory: theshewomanboyhatersclub: jesuisuneetoile: THIS IS MARRIAGE!! Thats right! Permission to be a bad ass. Nod. He looks back at the guy like, “SEE THAT? SHE SAID YES. YOU’RE SO FUCKED.” Like, guys. Sparta was so kick ASS sometimes
It’s ridiculous that celebrities can spend a year of my college tuition on like, a necklace like it’s nothing and I can’t even afford a taco.
ludicrouscupcake: lupadellaluna: asvprock: br0sephstalin-: stared at this for like 10 min God was in a good mood Fuck me sideways this is intense. HOLY FUCK THAT ONE GIRL ALMOST GETS HIT WITH THE TRUNK DOOR WHEN IT FLIES OPEN BUT SHE LIKE SLIPS
raichol: i like how they’re called followers it makes me feel like im a cult leader
kanyewesticle: hi can u not reblog posts from me and add a shit caption i feel like i am held responsible for your behavior and i have failed you as a mother
eliatrope-moved: when u know someone doesn’t like u as much as u like them
bringmethehomos: I feel like if the devil ever wanted somewhere to hide he could just go on tumblr and no one would suspect a thingI mean he could be all like “I am the Dark Lord Satan” and someone else would just be like “yeah me too high five
thewomanwhoconsults: band-spamming: tooduhlou: did anyone else notice when british people try to sound american they either sound like a stuck up snotty girl from a movie or a ghetto rapper from the streets like is that what we are to you people did
why do boys act like they’ve committed a great humanitarian deed and single handedly solved world hunger when they say ‘i like girls with no makeup’ like congratulations would you like a nobel peace prize you fantastic feminist you
samandriel: i wish that there were miniature whales like 6 inch whales that you could put in a tank and own as a pet like wow guys look at my pet whale how great would that be
sourwolves: fuck off dominoes you judgy piece of shit
choiboii: poorlydressedhipster: sextmezouis: tony-lisa: I HAVE TO REBLOG THIS!!! AWESOME FUCK! HOLY SHIT THAT’S INSANE. I reblog this every time I see it. Still amazed. Hahahah so CRAY
rabioheab: i just translated the lyrics for boom boom pow by the black eyed peas into chinese then back into english and i’m going to shit myself
scaper12123: everything-thats-shark: whimmy-bam: meandmybabylove: Just realized that this is game graphics… YOU’VE GOT TO BE SHITTING ME ladies and gentlemen skyrim when 100 mods are running THE F?!
amisugoienough: i hate writing essays. who invented this shit anyways YOUR FACE MAKES ME ANGRY
michaelpalin: i dont understand the pleasure in sexting like ok what if i got a text that was like ‘oh my dick is hard’ like what would ????? how do i respond?? ‘i’m so happy for you’
3-2-1queer: When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but I was like “that’s a problem for another day” and literally forgot about it and then in like eleventh grade I was like “oh my god”
greatwhiteprivilege: don’t pretend to like me if you don’t don’t pretend to be my friend if you don’t like me don’t pretend you miss me if you don’t don’t don’t don’t
magebird: corpseheiress: If you have suffered a tragedy and someone says, “you’re in my prayers” with sincerity, and you respond with some egotistical shit about being atheist you are an emotionally inept moron. For real though like think about
aobabe: trying to get kogitsunemaru like I’M GONNA SHIT OUT ALL MY VITAL ORGANS THANK YOU RNG-SAMA.
quietly-islayem: This nigga seem like the nicest nigga ever in all his videos lol. Thats wat make that shit funny. Sorry for being hella obvious lmao My first car was a minivan :(
I was watching Purple Rain last night, and they thought this song was weird, the club owner even said “nobody understands your music but you” and I was like “that shit was dope, fuck you mean?”
kfcistrash: badgyal-k: collectorsweekly: How America Bought and Sold Racism, and Why It Still Matters Hey, non black people, look! Nigger milk? Like our breast weren’t being sucked in by ur white babies because ya wanch ass isn’t good for shit
karrmennn: imjihlitmoe: rapunzel-corona-lite: kngshxt: kngshxt: kingjaffejoffer: The entire Dominican Republic taking an L off this lmaooooooooooooooooooo this nigha look like magilla gorilla bruh i cant get this shit out my mind lmaoooooo
hodorkingofwesteros: Kit Harrington and Alfie Allen They look like they’d be the roommates who’d fuck shit up like shoot an arrow in the door or stay up late til four am and laugh at the stupidest things out of pure exhaustion.
Like. I literally wanna go. I don’t wanna do this anymore. God, it just gets worse and worse. Just when I think the worst is over, this shit comes completely left field.
urie:that post that’s like “if you don’t feel up for school then just dont go! you dont owe anyone an explanation” like i really appreciate that sentiment but also have you ever existed in the real world at all
tacocore-:dvsorder: Things my exes said: A week difference This hit me like a train holy shit
Like 98% of Tumblr Daddy Doms make me want to poke out my eyeballs
