like can i be u
NSFW Tumblr
find like can i be u on porn pin board
like can i be u clips
tinyconfusion: admiralamott:My favourite part of New Earth is Cassandra slowly realising taking Rose’s body was a mistake after seeing how angry the Doctor gets lmaomy man is like ‘i get why you’re killing, it’s cool, but universe help you if
halcyonharlot: pastapunk: So I just found out that to be an astronaut you can’t be under 5’2” and this is BULLSHIT I never wanted to be an astronaut until I found out I couldn’t and now I feel like a dream has been crushed fuck you NASA i don’t
werewolf-queen: sushiprincessss: Adventure Time Wiki be like “I think this episode will be about Lady finding some magic pebbles” “no it’s Lady & Peebles as in Princess Bubblegum” "well I still think there might be magic
I wonder if the Gems always had the ability communicate verbally or if it was something they developed over time. I kinda picture it like one minute they couldn’t talk and the next the could, just like that. If that’s the case I can’t
pocketwatchpal: remember when people called steven universe an “adventure time rip-off” “Oh no, a new cartoon! It must be just like that other cartoon I’ve seen!”
Got Your Nose.
dance like a tree replied to your post: anonymous said:okay, so is rose c… I’ve seen people in the crewniverse legit say she was dead, as dead as a gem could be. Aside from mc-burnett’s like joking bit but yeah I can’t find it now
tinycartridge: Wedding Mario, Peach, & Bowser amiibo coming ⊟ These are going to be on so many cakes, y’all.They’ll also be used in-game to unlock costumes and an “assist function.” Like, you’ll be able to make it so that Bowser can’t
Life has been kicking me around quite a bit recently so I haven’t been able to be active around here as much as I’d like, but I can say I’m super excited for next week’s episodes and I will definitely be posting about them no matter what inconvenient
nicodrawings:“Be the best that you can be!” My first memory with Pokemon had to be the first series of the show. When i was a kid i actually didn’t know there were games till i was in middle school. But i loved the show growing up and even find
babygayrey: puppyfacedbrokenboys: for those, like myself, that would like to know what that means in lbs Daisy Ridley can deadlift me. Like she has the physical capability and also my express permission
finalfantasythings: I remember back in the day, I was so excited to turn 17 because that meant I’d be the same age as Squall, Rinoa, Tidus, Yuna, Zell, Selphie and Irvine (and a whole slew of other favorite characters from other fandoms I follow).
super-mama-ready: badcgijosh: dustedsunshine: Because of course, in America, white people can’t be terrorists! Don’t be crazy, that shit never happens! Like how fucking quick would CNN or any news outlet be to at the very least wildly speculate
herhmione: pussy-destroyer3000: can-i-be-your-favorite-bird: it’s very frustrating being a girl and trying to flirt with other girls like. you tell them, ur cute. ‘Aw thank you’ no. no i’m being gay with you. homo intended. damn it I’m not
tennantssmith: heathyr: can there be a celebrity punk’d thing where they get an interviewer on the red carpet who acts like they don’t know anyone there and is like “so… what are you in? sorry I don’t remember your name” to like leonardo
morerisk: I had confidence my girlfriend would be able to keep this random slut dazed, just like the others. Soon she would be clamping down on my cock, and I would have “no choice” but to fill her up with my cum. But you can never be too sure,
fats: why can’t daddy doms just be like “dat hot” on a picture??? LIKE WHAT POSSESSES YOU TO SAY SOME OF THE SHIT YOU SAY YOU WEIRD FUCKS WHAT IS GOING ON!??!!?
bustyexpansions: “So…What do you like about me? Can’t be my smile huh? I bet its my tits! Yeah I know it is! Why wouldn’t it be? I have to keep getting new bras because they keep growing. Its fine baby. I think its hot. Just keep being my
i had this dream where nintendo had an event and they were giving out random event pokemon. like, you’d just go onto mystery gift and after you receive a wonder card and talk to the lady, you just get some event pokemon like meloetta or mew.
kuogayku: I like to imagine that noiz has contacts but he never tells anybody so at one point he’s sleeping over at koujakus place bc he does n’t feel like going home and he’s takng out his contacts and koujaku sees him and is like “what the fuck are
i honestly can’t get the idea of mizushigure/kouao double dates out of my head. like i know i’ve talked about this before but fuck if it wouldn’t be the cutest thing.(´ ▽`*) especially when it comes to mizuki and koujaku. like they’d probably
when u want to learn new languages but if it’s anything other than spanish ur parents are like what the fuck do u want to learn that for.((((((((((:
exo are gonna be in new york and i can’t for the like of me being myself to be excited
newkingdoms: “THEY LIKE MAKKI CAN YOU BE MY BABY DADDY I’M LIKE YEAH” “i’ve never said that. no one has e-” “I’M LIKE Y E A H”
I hate being this horny…
consulting-cannibal: i can not be convinced otherwise that dean has not at least gone and bought the new t swift album and proudly plays it during situations that it absolutely should not be played if not to be like “it’s just so dang good, sammy!”
pedrocostaneves: It’s been hard this past few months, its like a year of pain and misery. I’ve beeb thought a lot, still can’t be by my feet, hope to be there soon. One thing that makes me really sad this days is not being able to photograph naked
buttsofjustice: merrilly: children are humans. babies are humans and if you talk about them like theyre just horrific little demonic shit machines then i do not like you #you can not want kids or want to be around kids without fucking talking about
jonmoxley: i love that theres like friend love like you can desperately be in love w/ somebody but like in the friend way u feel me
thefurrybastard replied to your post: ✉ I FEEL Like, we would be on a cliff watching the world be destroyed and we’d be holding hands and shit what is going on!? u-us holding hands!? >.< I mean yeah, if you hear close enuff you can hear what
foosh-art: kassa-fabrication: your chosen art form should be self-indulgent. create what you fucking want to create, what pumps you up, what you like to wallow in. be as self-indulgent as you can possibly be, when it comes to your own art. I cannot
abakkus: U know what’s a fuckin obnoxious trend that needs to die When people who don’t like a character can’t be content with just not liking them, they have to prove they’re morally right in that dislike. Like… It’s not that serious kids.
indieashton: People always talk about how hard it must be for the guys to be away from home but picture this: your 16 year old son leaves the country to peruse a career in probably the hardest business to be successful in, like can you fucking
illirya-ooc: kelpup: burning-yaungol: chemicalbydefault: sorrowleaf-ooc: zulzandalvolkuza: regalswag: chemicalbydefault: MRP shame blogs be like, “We have standards. Wow has defined lore that must be followed, and can not be deviated from.”
luxiusmalfoy: i long for the day when harry potter is classic literature, so my ridiculously extensive knowledge can be considered intellectual, like it would be if it were shakespeare or dickens, rather than just a little sad I’d be the best most
mangoestho: like, i can’t tell u how many times i’ve seen the girls hanging out in the street and some of them are talking crazy to each other and like a police car might drive by slowly or like they’ll be popping off not even fighting and you’ll
sheepinthewolves: toasty-coconut: “I am Ash. I will journey to gain the wisdom of Pokemon training. And I hereby declare to the Pokemon of the world—I will be a Pokemon Master!” Ash can’t be 10 still. He must be like 20 or so.
misssuzyvalentine: can-i-be-your-favorite-bird: it’s very frustrating being a girl and trying to flirt with other girls like. you tell them, ur cute. ‘Aw thank you’ no. no i’m being gay with you. homo intended. damn it Very homo. Much homo.
you-are-not-straight: yourmaybeguystuff: bi-caps: ➡ bi-caps.com ➡ #clubgoon I think so I like both You can’t be straight and like cock. That does not compute. Straight guys are not interested in cock at all. Just like gay guys are
wayblackwhen: “I love women, I’m not gonna lie. I love women with a passion. I feel like sometimes I wanna call Prince and just be like “Can we hang?” Cause I love women just like how he love women.“ - 2Pac on his love for women.
flyandfamousblackgirls: melaninhoe: flowerbattblog: ♡♡♡ So pretty its scary omg like she looks like a doll she can’t be real omg like yas The girl with the baby doll face. I said this before.
vamprisms:vamprisms:i like villains who are just evil for like. the attentionvillains who are like. i can stop being evil whenever i want im only holding the city ransom to get my own wikipedia page
kaijuno:Had aquarium gravel for dinner how are you guys doing Got a recipe? Im Planning to homestead at the bottom of the Marianas trench for a year, anything to help me live of the land would be great, I’ve heard iron sulfate can be made into a
chadhominem:im so glad emoticons like ^_^ O_o xD etc are having kind of a renaissance lately after the dark ages of them being considered cringe… they are like brothers to me. they’ve been here for me like no one else since time immaterial (since
higgzorz: i am a shadow…the true self. i act like i hate the attention and being a meme but in reality…its all ive ever asked for. i just love being popular and gaining followers on tumblr.com…. no…stop…that isn’t me…that can’t be me…YOU’RE
halcyonharlot: pastapunk: So I just found out that to be an astronaut you can’t be under 5’2” and this is BULLSHIT I never wanted to be an astronaut until I found out I couldn’t and now I feel like a dream has been crushed fuck you NASA i
groovygaysex:We all know why you look at girls, too. You’re a faggot and you know they attract men and cock and you want to look like them and act like them and be them - so you can attract men and cock too! I like titties too.
Listen how the hell does venture bros plan shit out so far ahead like that. Crap from that shitty ass season one is STILL coming into play in season 7. Like. How can ur brain even make those kinds of connections.
zombie-baby: dreamingcities: acidic-child: meditategravitate: i didn’t know there were 400k vegans on this site? VEGAN AND PROUD I ain’t even vegan but animals can’t be treated like they’re just things. I don’t need to be vegan to be
luketexts: i can just imagine luke being the worlds cutest boyfriend like you’d be having a bad day and he’d cuddle you up in front of the tv and he’d be whispering cute things in your ear and kissing your head over and over again and he’d tilt
slut-slave-trainer: You can see why its ass only here!! To be used by someone like you would be an honour. I need too be shown my true place in this world. Rape me.
heathyr: can there be a celebrity punk’d thing where they get an interviewer on the red carpet who acts like they don’t know anyone there and is like “so… what are you in? sorry I don’t remember your name” to like leonardo dicaprio and all
miss-morgue495: can-i-be-your-favorite-bird: it’s very frustrating being a girl and trying to flirt with other girls like. you tell them, ur cute. ‘Aw thank you’ no. no i’m being gay with you. homo intended. damn it OH MY FUCKING GOD YES
lameborghini: i can’t stop saying tru like someone will be like hey what’s up and im like tru
chipotlekeith:I wanna be that person who just radiates nice energy like, I wanna be that person who you’ve never spoken to before but you think of me as a friend already. I wanna be that person you feel that you can come to for advice whenever, or someone