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A second exciting submission from this sexy lady. Thanks!can it be tighter? Tighter? Well, those look like they’d be marvelous fun to torment as-is, but one can always try…
The fact is you’re a whore. A dirty, filthy, cum hungry little cockslut. You see a .gif like this and your mouth starts watering. You can practically taste that cock in your mouth, can’t you. You want to be on your knees, with a hard shaft
fckedyouth: sexy-nugget: sometimesimaninja: mozzpants: Just a handful of reasons we can be grateful for puberty. It’s like hope in a picture okay so i need to start dating all the ugly guys in my school omfg can I be next
Oh man this can’t be good…or it can be great! It depends on opinion ;) Let’s see if Merida likes this :D
tsgirlfriend:Not so fast, Jon. Before you can fuck me, you’ve got to show me some sweet oral love like only a brotha like you can. Not be a good boy and start sucking my pretty, pink penis.Umm… okay! Yum! Yum! Mmmmmm nice
blackbeastandboibitches: The future is great for white bois, they just need to realize they can never be men and they get to fuck like sluts as much as they want. They can be pretty girls and surrender their skinny white bodies to real men with real
roychaa: sodosatyr: sodosatyr: Can’t be the pussy-boy’s first time with this stud. He looks too relaxed for that! If you like floppy dicks and cum you can follow me at: http://www.tumblr.com/blog/floppydcksncream or if you like cum in the ass
“Holy fucking shit…” Becky shook her head, trying not to stare. “Those can’t be real.”“Of course they’re not real,” Tina shot back with a smirk.“No, you dick, I know they’re fake. They can’t be… Like… Actually
Saying “You’ve been lying in the bed for seven hours, so how can you be tired?” to an insomniac is like saying “You’ve been sitting in front of a full plate, so how can you be malnourished?” to someone who has an eating disorder.Saying “You
nervousfeminist: Honestly barf @ all of these “anyone can be a lesbian :)” “if you like men but don’t want to date them you can still be a lesbian :)” posts all of the even more blatantly pro-political lesbian posts I’m seeing. This is
ksuriuri: ksuriuri: This is coming your way…. sooner or later :’D Imma be selling those….and other gems…..next one is prolly gonna be Rose, Lapis or Pearl, but there’s also a chance I’ll never finish this one (she IS gonna have clothes,
i really hate when people want me to fit this role in their lifei can be a lot of things but i can’t be ur gf or wife or whateverlike i don’t even like doing GFE often because not trying lead u on so believe me just do not >.<i’m a fucktoy,
No shade but can we just stop spreading captionless/self promoted on/stolen content??? Just check the source and reblog it from there We “big blogs” are just as bad at it as scody aesthetic blogs and we need to stop
pocketcunt:dudes be in my dms like can i get a picture of ur face? can i get a titty? ok now both titties? can i get one of just your torso with the sunlight coming in your window at exactly 6:32pm? can i get a pic of ur ass? can u spread ur cheeks? now
goodcreature: spicyzsk: A = Anal: Is Anal more fun than frontal penetration?B = Brat: How obedient do you like people to be in the bedroom? Is disobeying fun?C = Cum: Turn on, turn off, or favorite?D = Denial: How long can you edge before it can’t be
spicyzsk: A = Anal: Is Anal more fun than frontal penetration?B = Brat: How obedient do you like people to be in the bedroom? Is disobeying fun?C = Cum: Turn on, turn off, or favorite?D = Denial: How long can you edge before it can’t be taken it anymore?
floatycrownythingz: “You can’t be serious, I can’t go to practice like this. The other girls will laugh.” “You should have thought about that before you threw a fit like a two year old. Now off you go my little cry baby.”
tits and lips of bimbo fucktoys can never be inflated enough can they, gooner? noooooooo nnghh bimbos change their lips to make them look like an extra cunt for bulls to fuck. and her massive balloon tits make her look like a living porndoll nnnghhhhhh
heyguysitsvic: Does anyone else find it crazy that you can be so fucking depressed and no one around you notices? Not your parents, your siblings, your friends, your teachers, your classmates, no one. Like you can literally be on the verge of tears,
jenniferrpovey: orangeschmorange: teachmetothink: People now are like, “Your right to free speech doesn’t mean you can express an offensive opinion” Like what the fuck does right to free speech mean, then? Freedom of speech means you can say
onlyblackgirl: profoundsavage: You better let his ass know girl yes. love yourself WHy men so bitter when women be loving themselves? Cause then they can’t guilt and pressure girls into bad relationships with them as easily when that happens
playkiller7: jetpack-jenny: puublack: letitdie: letitdie: what’s the origin of the “This post can be reblogged by anyone”? don’t know what dd/lg blogs are. Dd/LG blogs are awesomeJust adults having fun and liking cute things you’re
angryfey: “Science can’t be a social construct” White scientists used to believe black women couldn’t feel painNazi scientists believed Jewish people weren’t biologically humanScience can be affect by social structures and prejudice just like
Me: Stop trying. He doesn’t want to be with you anymore. He doesn’t love you like he used to. He’ll keep using you until his soon to be wife moves in and they finally get married. Stop fucking trying. Other me: But I love him too much
I can ignore my arousal really well. I love the feeling of being turned on itself, so I can actually just sit here all hot (but no so bothered) and be fine not doing anything about it. And then I’ll just go about the rest of my day or night.
dori-to: sillylyracomic: If Lyra loves her mango juice then what does Bon Bon like to drink? Commissions | Tumblr | DeviantArt | Patreon As you can see the Silly Lyra comics will now be posted to a dedicated Tumblr blog, so they can easily be viewed
fuckingweirdocurls: mileyhighrus: beautilation: Brooklyn Subway, This is very surreal, like from a movie, but it’s real, unfortunately. omfg this can’t be real this can not be real
I’m finally working four days a week now, so I actually have some money?????? I’m saving as much as I can, but I allowed myself to buy some candles and hand sanitizer and I’m like WHOAAAA HOLD UP YOU SURE ABOUT THIS?
bloodspire: take me to frog church i worship like a frog at the sign of your church i’ll be a big frog and you can be a big church
Fun fact time. So there’s a phobia called panophobia (fear of everything). However, I can guarantee you that this particular phobia name will make finnish people like me snicker like no tomorrow. Look at the four first letters in the word, please.
oweeeeendennis: I know that something like this can kind of be seen as a puff piece for the network, but let me just tell you, it’s not. Everything they say in this video is totally true and you should you watch it and I’m not even being a corporate
As I was trying to get to sleep last night I thought up a SU comic and I was like “I’m going to draw this tomorrow” but now it’s tomorrow and I can’t draw it because I’ve completely forgotten what the idea was
avoxes: iamdelia: all-things-hutcherson: avoxes: can finnick not die in the movie as much as I don’t like the movies being a lot different from the book, I think I would be okay with this. Peter gained a leg, i’m sure Finnick can gain a life
thousandyearsofjoy: mamacaptor: thebestoftumbling: kids trying dark chocolate for the first time you can see the joy being sucked from them i still react like this
coffee-clubbers: Dear Clubbers, you can call my peculiarity a quirk. But sometimes it is more like an OCD, to be more precise it is called compulsive orderliness. I think since being a teenager I have developed the compulsion to establish symmetry.
tfw your life revolves around wanting things you can’t afford.
mihlayn:one time i left a can of drink in my lounge overnight and the next day i went to take a sip but then i was like “wtf no it’s gonna be flat” so i went and poured it in the sink and it was like 2% liquid 98% ants and it’s been 3 years and
girls-are-very-pretty: I can’t be the only one who gets really soft over like mini intimacies like rubbing someone’s cheek softly with the back of your hand, tucking hair behind ears, forehead kisses, and hand kisses…can I?
succotashes: taint3edcakes: Um Chris Brown was obviously the best choice to play Michael Jackson. But remember white people tell black people they can’t play FICTIONAL characters like Spider-Man, elves… There can’t be black Santa clauses like
maybe-itdoesntmatterr: katara: seattl-ite: katara: I am sick of people thinking deodorant is optional i’m sick of people thinking that they can judge others on a normal bodily function and that the only way they can be accepted is to wear something
helloimraemax: allons-y-allonzo: Does anyone else find it crazy that you can be so fucking depressed and no one around you notices? Not your parents, your siblings, your friends, your teachers, your classmates, no one. Like you can literally be on the
filth-femme-fatale: if you try to love me / feel like you really want me / feel like you really want me / then know that i can hurt you / know that i’m a zombie / this state can not be beaten
i-am-avatar-korra: Just so you know you can be a fan of just Avatar: The Last Airbender. Being a fan of it does not require you to like Korra, or watch Korra. They are separate shows written by the same people. If you don’t like Korra, people
koalatea:Can we stop this whole rudely replying to curious anons who have genuine questions?? Like who raised yall to be this nasty?? In the time it took you to type “I’m not fucking Google look it up” U could have answered the question like shit
wetwareproblem: computerworm: What people who aren’t victims of parental abuse don’t realize is that we’ll talk about our abusive parent like “I fucking HATE MY MOM so much, she should be in prison, etc” then 5 seconds later be like “well
beyoncepatronus: i’m so bad at remembering the average age for baby milestones like someone will be like “she’s 18 months (:” and i’ll be like “right what can she…… do? teeth? are there teeth?”
mattytimothyhealy: “‘Sincerity Is Scary’ is about me trying to denounce all of that postmodern fear of like being real, you know? Like irony first, irony first. Make sure you’re ironic because then you can’t be judged on being a person. And
flawlesskai: gardeniaaa: goldenpoc: pussylipgloss: who wants to be my bff so we can make videos like this nah more like girlfriend Um I need me a bff like this Wana be the one with the henn 😍😩
lady88: It still shocks (and mostly just disappoints) me how SHOCKED people are when I tell them that it is 100% legal to be fired simply for being gay. They look at me like I’m lying and say things like “nooooo, that can’t be right?”. I have
perspectave: i can’t wait until i’m older and have a serious relationship like think of how much fun that would be every single night would be like a sleepover with your best friend and you could make pancakes at 3 in the morning and uncontrollably
angelsymbol:im gonna be real with you for a sec. love is real and there is nothing you can do about it
I need to hire some guy to follow me around and when I get the feels, just be like “yo” and he’ll come over and pick me up. Then after like a couple seconds or a minute or so, I’ll be like “cool thanks” and then carry
I tried to communicate to a guy that I wanted to hang with him, but now I feel like I’ve bullied him into potentially hanging out….Now i feel like I should just be like “deuces yo!” Cuzzz I can’t tell if he actually would
madokanaegi replied to your post: moosacch replied to your post: i hope … but what about mangle?? like would it be pre-mangling toy foxy plush or would it be a mess of fabric wires? oh man that would be HELLA cool tho like maybe a toy you can
So I work really hard at commissions to earn money so I can get things I need or want and not have to worry about my dad getting on my case and being like “you can’t get this or that cause i can’t /won’t pay for it”, i’ve also taken on the
I’m usually a very upfront person, which took a long time for me to learn, and I still have times where I’m not and I should be. But when I REALLY like someone, like I have a big crush on them, I go backward. Like completely. I can’t be direct at
dndmilf:There is something powerful abt using “bottom” emojis as a domme tbh like, texting your sub shit like: if you’re not busy can I break your brain? 👉👈Like yes I’m shy but I do wanna ruin you, we exist
osointricate: Apparently some people can have a thought like “I need to do this” and then they actually have no problem getting up and doing it. What a weird way to live, how strange, wonder what that would be like.
bevsi: “how can you be a lesbian if you used to like/date men” because literally for all of my life, and every woman’s life we’re constantly told that pleasing men, being appealing to men, being attracted to men, liking men, is the priority,
