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Can you tell those exact moments, these sissy whore bitches made their men happy and possibly them also…
Can’t tell if really like, or would be terrified in real life.
Can I be milked next seems like tge job for me.
Like who’s this… Where can he be found?
ameires: To see how much I can display my talent without going over the “limits” of a third son… That is like having a canvas already set inside a formidable frame, and trying to create the best painting atop it. That is my role.
Can there be a like Punk goes fall out boy cover album
art-tension: 10 Magical Paths Begging To Be Walked Roads and paths pervade our literature, poetry, artwork, linguistic expressions and music. Even photographers can’t keep their eyes (and lenses) off of a beautiful road or path, which is why
Can there be a Skyrim-like game with Transformers in it now please.
CAN’T A GIRL JUST BUY SOME SLEEVELESS SHIRTS IN PEACE
like, cmon. I can’t be the only one who saw her doing something like this
Ive never said this about steven universe but…. i want filler. I want so much filler now. Can we just, turn the show into a gem-centered slice of life for like 12 episodes??? I wanna hang out with all the new gems and see jasper readjusting to
The woman who secretly filmed Banksy while he was prepping his exhibition can honestly go to hell.
I’m stupid cause if anyone from my past would hmu my stupid ass would prob send a gif reply because I can’t help but be funny bout it
can-i-be-your-barbie-girl: why the hell are toilets so loud?!! like i’m half asleep and then i flush and it’s like a fucking mariachi band just started playing in my house at 3 am
nocturnaljourneyman: austrias-panties: paranoid-rhythm: jungobakoba: eyecandybutts: damedaniel: did-you-kno: Source hot dads for all MOVES TO JAPAN god i clicked on the source expecting it to be a joke but it links to the actual site and they
smatter: dashingyounghero: canadianstereotype: What was the point of coming out if there are zero people at school to do anything out with? no but being gay is such a struggle like fuck This is a real thing recent studies have shown that under
forestgreenlesbian: straight women’s taste in men continues to amaze me. a bi woman will show me a pic of her bf and he’ll be a nice dumbass probably with good hair and a nosering and i’m like alright valid i see a pic of a straight friend’s bf
Like… come on. This can’t be serious. This is a joke. Right?
can you guys please be normal
Can you be my classmate? hehe~ obsessionjason: It’s like that y’all..
seraphsfire: How To Fail At Being Human: A Guide by John Mitchell
like idk just real tired of the "how do i make this group seem bad? i know i'll make them fat" like thats the purest form of fatphobia right there
dadhowto: If you know how to play Weiqi / Igo / Baduk already, or are interested in it, your kid can be a good player with you. I started teaching Kid the very small basics at age 3, mostly the capture game, first capture wins. He’s 6 years old as
t1kt0k:obsessed with the line “if i can continue to be a minor nuisance to the forces of nature trying to decompose me, i’m gonna consider that a win. the wheel of time will continue to turn, and i with it, like a nail in a tire”
ohyousillypotato: slim shady isn’t so much a person as an idea. an idea that manifests itself in the very core of our being. the real slim shady can be found in all of us. we are all the real slim shady. we must all stand up together. as one.
damnitwhatisthecatdoing: anatomical-anomaly: kastor1994: sianco: orientaltiger: Basic House by Martin Azua is a temporary house that can be folded up to fit in your pocket. Created from a metalized polyester material, when unfolded it self inflates
jaaaaaaaaaackfrost: “i like being attached to fictional characters because they can never hurt me” you’re obviously not attached enough
wckrspgt: reasons i should be your friend: my hands are soft i think because people tell me i probably have a soft face too i am willing to play with your hair platonically whenever i eat french fries you can have some YOU DONT EVEN NEED TO ASK YOU
thegamingmuse: i could be a mature adult i could keep these dolls in their boxes and keep them on a shelf. … or… OH GOD URSULA’S TAKEN OVER GONDOR WITH THE POWER OF THE DEATHLY HALLOWS ONLY THE JEDI WARRIORS TIANA AND RAPUNZEL CAN SAVE THE DAY
gayleaf: the internet has taught me that people can be wonderful and incredible and surprising and brilliant!!! and there is no limit to the size or the obscurity of stuff people will stick up their butthole
winchestre: do you ever see someone sad and you want to comfort them but all you can say is ‘hey its going to be okay’ and u know it doesnt help but still you mean it
i was crying in my car in front of the mcdonalds near my house eating french fries and listening to my sad playlist in the car and a black guy tapped on my window and just gave me life changing advice “its going to be ok lil nigga you can do it”
your-otp-just: minestuck: princeaspartame: Guys that’s our fricking job as a retail worker. We can get in trouble for not re-inforcing your purchase, if someone happens to be a secret shopper or the like. I don’t know how it is with supermarkets
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To people who don’t have allergies: Fuck you.
people who are talented and attractive haha more like fuck you you adorable piece of shit.
I can’t be the only one who finds the minimalist bedroom aesthetic annoying af.
Jo Dal Hwan: “Kim Jaejoong seems like he came out from a manga, so I was very surprised, his eyes are very big. I thought…is he a human?” (Via JYJ3) This is literally my favorite moment/quote right now, lmao.
My old high school friend invited me to go to Megacon (the biggest convention of all of Florida) with her and her boyfriend? Should I take the chance?
Judging by my Tumblr, post in my ask what you think I'd be like in real life
dyspnoeic: sparkafterdark: Talkin shit behind my back? WHAT NO bro, that can’t be healthy
quietdoppelganger: absnow: 2016 is really shaping up to be year 1 in all those dystopian novels. Looks like it’s time to choose an antisocial white girl with minimal personality to save us, all while trying to choose between two equally terrible and
Can I be candid? I feel like I’m just here to make others happy. I don’t want to be here but others want me here for some reason. I keep trying and fucking trying and i fuck up over and over and over and over and over and over and over
Can I add more glitter tho
I don’t care who the artist is. I don’t care what the lyrics mean. I don’t care how the music video looks. Good music is good music. It should always be treated like a good song even if the person who made it is called “gay”,
like-ts: For more pics follow me !!!window.onload=check_mobile(39237,95719) Can I be next?
Ok so can i have a t shirt that says “stop giving white boys so much credit for being feminists” ?
like, who the fuck says i can’t be smart and have sex at the same time? i could literally get eaten out and recite the quadratic formula if i damn well please.
Im alone It’s my own doing
Can i be perfect like this?
I love how comfortable I am with darfin like I can tell him anything without it being awkward which is super duper rare for me
I can’t believe I’m literally feeling shamed for being a slut for sitting on my boyfriend of almost four year’s lap
Like i can’t talk to my ma about this because she doesn’t know what to say and when she does say something it’s like “so you think GOD made a mistake? ” LMAO WUT god has nothing to do with this and it makes me realize even
like i know there will come a day where i won’t talk or think about homestuck anymore or even draw it very much or at all but i could never badmouth it or the fandom really ??? like so far i dedicated 3 years to the fandom and in all honesty i grew
can you tell the only reason im excited for upd8s is cause i have hope Nepeta will be back LMAO
i love boys with tummies i like to kiss them and lay my head on them and just generally talk about how cute said boy is while patting their tummy
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Things that always freak me out when I think about: people trying to take Marinette’s miraculous like oh my fucking god they’re trying to rip her goddamn earrings out can you IMAGINE how PAINFUL that would be???
psy-faerie: psy-faerie: strawberry-kisu: lild0ll: “”“customers”“” need to stop thinking that sex workers can be bribed into doing services they don’t offer. if you want that service just find someone who offers it. i would not go to
