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thehobodad: For as much as they tell you about Stop Drop and Roll as a kid, I really expected to be on fire more times in my life.
I wanted to draw so badly today. oh my god that was terrible. why is my art stamina always so high but the art quality is always so lo w laUGHS
wackyshenanigans: i have never seen a post with a plot twist like this before This is the exact mix of wonderful and awful parenting I expect most tumblr users will display in later life.
reblogger-ocelot: ask-midnight-whisper: ultrafacts: Want More facts? Follow the Ultrafacts Blog (Source) bill gates, a real life hero “mr gates how do you expect the world to deal with the rampant disease-carrying mosquito issue” “idfk shoot
consulting-violinist: the-box-of-tomatoes-fairy: cant-catch-this-snitch: abnormal-reality: My life is complete i jUST MADE A REALLY WEIRD SOUND I WAS EXPECTING NIGEL THIRNBERRY The most terrifying thing I’ve ever seen
baelor: A lion turtle! Maybe you can help me. Everyone, even my own past lives are expecting me to end someone's life. But I don't know if I can do it. The true mind can weather all the lies and illusions without being lost. The true heart can
togamisrichass: also psa its perfectly normal and expected for people to act differently around other people you play a different role in everyones life and you act accordingly to that role its not being two faced it’s “would you act the way you
jessepnkman: ladies, if a guy doesn’t eat pussy but still expects to get his dick sucked… laugh right in his face. leave the room in the midst of your laughter. go home while laughing. keep laughing for the rest of your life. never stop laughing.
cheatersandcucks: outoftownguest: For your birthday, you asked your girlfriend to make you a video montage of her life at college.What she sent wasn’t quite what you had expected.
gentlemanexhibitionist: Life lessons can come when you least expect them. Be open & receptive to them.
joesevenpack: Think about it. Everything and everyone you meet in life is filled with variables and thus unleashes your potential… What will you do with it?Me? I say “Fuck it, let’s have a beer…”What, did you expect intellectual from the likes
If a man expects a woman to be an angel in his life, he must first create heaven for her…angels don't live in hell.
seemsswitchy:Not to be arrogant or anything. But trigger my submission and I’ll change your life, your standards and your expectations forever.I’ll be the submissive of your dreams.
emailashemale: yes, hot shemales who you would never expect to have a cock exist! does that turn you on?? well you can do something about it!! take control of your life and persue your fantasies.. start with emailing a shemale and see how that goes.
igooutwithabang: when I commit to a person, I FUCKING COMMIT. if their depression, anxiety or life comes knocking, you bet your ass i’m at the door with a double sided axe waiting for a good fight. you cant expect people, to always be happy, even
I think my life would be better if I stopped expecting grand gestures from men
It’s stupid of me to expect a note on my car or maybe Ŭ flowers but yet here I am, feeling disappointed that my life is not a romantic comedy. I really wish I wouldn’t get my own hopes up or get hung up on old shit but I do & I’ll
mjalti:it’s so nasty how much people expect time to heal wounds and wanna show up in ur life like “damn ur still bitter about that” yes u rotten mango own up to what u did or stay gone rotten mango 😂
homjom: people who don’t experience chronic pain will never understand what it’s like to expect to be in pain for the rest of your life. you don’t understand what it’s like to have to take your pain and your limitations into account when searching
a-lolitas-life: Hop Hop HOP over here and lick my fucking heels you adorable little slut. xoxo, Lolita (Oops… sorry if you were not expecting that. I guess I’m a little excited. *grins*)
