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leatherlacedbass: unicornkween: I think I’m fucking HEE-STARE-ICKLE! Never in my life would I have ever expected to see theunicornkittenkween in either of these outfits I love this
thehobodad: For as much as they tell you about Stop Drop and Roll as a kid, I really expected to be on fire more times in my life.
goldenwebs: tip for 6 year olds: dont do TOO well in elementary school, your parents will expect those 5 years of grades for the majority of your school life
traps-are-my-life:“H-holy shit. That was definitely one of the best poundings I’ve ever gotten. I wasn’t expecting you to cum so much. Your cock is really amazing. Think you can go another round?”
traps-are-my-life:“Mmmm…..what a nice cock my servant has. So thick and juicy. Just how I love them. I expect you already know what to do with it.”
thegingerbalrog: my-fandom-life: dismantlerepaired: whereismystrawberrytart: hikingnerd: timelordpillbug: follovved: amerlcanapparel: when she says she doesn’t send nudes when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes when someone
aenomnom: gammar0ck: And have them understand and listen… Gamma FYI, unless you’re in a hospital, need sex with me THAT badly, have a corpse to bury and need advice, or have any other amazing life changing adventures…If you expect 4am conversations
rareaudreyhepburn: Audrey Hepburn May 4, 1929 - January 20, 1993. “I decided, very early on, just to accept life unconditionally; I never expected it to do anything special for me, yet I seemed to accomplish far more than I had ever hoped. Most of
eatingisfab: “Love doesn’t hurt. Expectations do.” — life (via frequents)
wackyshenanigans: i have never seen a post with a plot twist like this before This is the exact mix of wonderful and awful parenting I expect most tumblr users will display in later life.
jessepnkman: ladies, if a guy doesn’t eat pussy but still expects to get his dick sucked… laugh right in his face. leave the room in the midst of your laughter. go home while laughing. keep laughing for the rest of your life. never stop laughing.
random-clarity: theoddoneouut: ellosteph: A game of Never Have I Ever that takes a twist, and will leave you with chills at the end. that is not what i expected, woah I thought this would be fun, but I got bitch slapped with life
tag-redfield: rhitahtyn: choctawaukerman: I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO FUCKING ANGRY AT A VIDEO GAME IN MY ENTIRE LIFE it’s called Natural Selection. I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT
Don't be ashamed to have high expectations for yourself and your life
the-sweet-life-ja: Hanover Grange at Tryall Club (Montego Bay, Jamaica) :: Expect touches of art and glamour at this sleek luxury getaway, one of our most impressive Jamaica villa rentals. Owned by one of the world’s premier Jamaican art collectors,
wackyshenanigans: i have never seen a post with a plot twist like this before This is the exact mix of wonderful and awful parenting I expect most tumblr users will display in later life. Tony nominated score writer
reblogger-ocelot: ask-midnight-whisper: ultrafacts: Want More facts? Follow the Ultrafacts Blog (Source) bill gates, a real life hero “mr gates how do you expect the world to deal with the rampant disease-carrying mosquito issue” “idfk shoot
rapefantasyca: A virgin, huh? Good. I’m going to teach you a little lesson about this cruel world we live in. It’s time to show you what kind of life you can expect now that you’re my property. I have a lot of workers in need of motivation. And
stagnationhw:When you free yourself from false expectations, you are free to enjoy the good things life has to offer.
uselessgirlrage: nankingdecade: kinkycasey: Sir didn’t expect me to be so short. Story of my life with Kitten. On the plus side, the top of my head makes a good chin rest for Him. Hmm. I’ve known a few women who were short enough that they
lookwhosebehindyou: thegingerbalrog: my-fandom-life: dismantlerepaired: whereismystrawberrytart: hikingnerd: timelordpillbug: follovved: amerlcanapparel: when she says she doesn’t send nudes when guys objectify women and expect them to send
castiel-for-king: pachathegreat: bellamysbelle:Friends gave me unrealistic expectations for friends what, no one told you that life was gonna be this way?
yassmines: chessys: 2ad: Life really isn’t what I expected it to be less quicksand almost no quicksand to be honest
ittybittyowlkitty: theharbingersdiary: Real life moon wand. Built by myself using brass, redgum, amethyst, and other assorted gemstones. A dirtied craftsman that you would expect to create something like hand craved chairs making a sailor moon wand makes
coffeeandgum: doktorgirlfriend: Brain: You’re a horrible, worthless, garbage person, and your life is going nowhere but to hell. Me: I don’t know what the fuck you expect me to do about that at 11PM, my dude. reblogging again because i’ve still
naturemancat: Defeat (13/52) von Houston Roderick Über Flickr: This is for those moments in life when you, having failed to recalibrate your expectations, must accept defeat in the face of reality. Follow me on: Instagram
stillrowing7-posingforart: exhibition-i-st: neweygn: posers Life models Note the boy on the left has a partial erection, to be expected in a situation such as this.
#a man is regretting giving the power of life and death to a vengeful 11-year old #a man should have expected this to go badly #a man did not think this through
tearmeapartfromtheinside-out: itsrissyybitchh: nottonightgypsy: daftedly: snoulers: poopyjenkins: I was not expecting that I’m so done Where has this gif been my whole life? This is the best gif on tumblr.. Omg omg omg HAHA
weirdvintage: Personal Flying Machines—A postcard circa 1900 of their expectations of life in the year 2000 (via Retronaut)
are-you-ready-2-submit: Is it so difficult? Look at this boy. He KNOWS his role, and what is expected of him. Eyes up…looking at the most important MAN in his life. Back straight, showing that he is proud to be where he kneels. Hand in front,
i hate my life i hate the unjust people i hate lies i hate what happen in this world news i hate my government i hate my maid i hate all my family expect my father and what i heat the most is me الحمد لله that i love Allah the most
togamisrichass: also psa its perfectly normal and expected for people to act differently around other people you play a different role in everyones life and you act accordingly to that role its not being two faced it’s “would you act the way you
And he thinks he’s in love with a fucking mess that he expects to marry and save him from.the lonely life he fears.
helioscentrifuge: foxnewsofficial: i think maybe teenagers are so unhappy because the naive expectations they developed over a carefree childhood are now being relentlessly crushed and they’re slowly realizing life isn’t going to be so easy and
ultrafacts: It’s a super easy way to help alleviate many of the symptoms which come from leading a stressful life. Here’s a list of the main health benefits that you can expect when you practice this posture regularly. Calms your nervous system
universityandme: how am i expected to make drastic life decisions when im perpetually tired and apathetic and disinterested in everything
gatorsnack: balladoftarby: friendshipismax: fuckyeahcomicsbaby: Disney Presents Mid-Life I really enjoyed this entire comic. that was way more real than i expected it to be, wow That was a hell of a ride. @perceptionofadove
onwardwall:thegingerbalrog: my-fandom-life: dismantlerepaired: whereismystrawberrytart: hikingnerd: timelordpillbug: follovved: amerlcanapparel: when she says she doesn’t send nudes when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes when
hashtagblaze: onwardwall: thegingerbalrog: my-fandom-life: dismantlerepaired: whereismystrawberrytart: hikingnerd: timelordpillbug: follovved: amerlcanapparel: when she says she doesn’t send nudes when guys objectify women and expect them
doktorgirlfriend: Brain: You’re a horrible, worthless, garbage person, and your life is going nowhere but to hell. Me: I don’t know what the fuck you expect me to do about that at 11PM, my dude.
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:sure “nuns with guns” is a fun trope but can we have more “nuns with no romantic interest in men who turn to life in a nunnery to escape patriarchal expectations in favor of a woman-centric society, and in
family-goods: My mother is the perfect woman, and she happens to be my best friend. I don’t expect you to understand what we have, but she makes feel like the luckiest son in the world. Life began with waking up and loving my mother’s face, and
wsta4all: pmc63: Anytime :) Y are we here? Well, for those of us that yearn to put a smile on every need cum-filled, these are the Y’s of life that overflow, with great expectations for more, more, more….:)
10knotes: islamophilic-mohamed-ashraf: This picture is from an article called the “RESCUING HUG” The article details the first week of life of a set of twins. Apparently each were in their respective incubators and one was not expected to live. A
igooutwithabang: when I commit to a person, I FUCKING COMMIT. if their depression, anxiety or life comes knocking, you bet your ass i’m at the door with a double sided axe waiting for a good fight. you cant expect people, to always be happy, even
missveryvery: beautifulgodzilla: THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED life partner material
ihadtheitchtofly: This is so true! A healthy mind reflects a healthy body. You can’t live in your old thoughts, mindsets, habits, and expect to see different results. Change your mind, change your body, change your life. 💭
If a man expects a woman to be an angel in his life, he must first create heaven for her…angels don't live in hell.
melisica: “Sometimes the things you want the most don’t happen and what you least expect happens. I don’t know - you meet thousands of people and none of them really touch you. And then you meet one person and your life is changed forever.“ Love
melisica:“Sometimes the things you want the most don’t happen and what you least expect happens. I don’t know - you meet thousands of people and none of them really touch you. And then you meet one person and your life is changed forever.“ Love
naughtynicegirl69: I have been such a busy busy girl…I have some important events coming up for someone very dear in my life and I am trying to make sure everything is above expectations…call me Mrs. Coordinator right now…lol…picture perfect
eqting: Tumblr has forever ruined my expectations of booty in real life
