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Responsibilities? Grades? Expectations? Life?
inaturdishmanner: “I think I’m surprisingly different in real life than what people expect or what people project on to me. I’m not actually that awkward, I don’t think. I think people see me as this sarcastic person that doesn’t care about
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wackyshenanigans: i have never seen a post with a plot twist like this before This is the exact mix of wonderful and awful parenting I expect most tumblr users will display in later life.
mjalti: it’s so nasty how much people expect time to heal wounds and wanna show up in ur life like “damn ur still bitter about that” yes u rotten mango own up to what u did or stay gone
bootyscientist2: Why would you expect a stranger on the internet who followed you because they think you’re attractive to be interested in your mental health? What’s the real life equivalent? A person at a bar buying you drinks but not wanting to
toadprince: toadprince:its so weird how like… normal the lizard man’s life looks from his tumblr. idk what i expected. he just seems like a normal dude with normal friends who just happened to have been tattooed and surgically altered to look like
voyagerprobe:nyctosaurid:voyagerprobe:Queer eye but instead of 5 gay men showing up and fixing your life, 3 gay men show up and become your dads and also sing abba songsHolly i legitimately truly did not expect this but i feel like you just unlocked a
theriu:wine-dark-sea:I can’t explain how much I love baguette child. I would protect them with my life. At first I was amazed and delighted and then I realized this is exactly the level of wit you should expect from a child who chose to dress as
adorable-lesbians: Let me welcome you to my life. I no longer expect anyone to understand what goes on in my head, and it’s sad to think off all the people who have left because of it.
onwardwall:thegingerbalrog: my-fandom-life: dismantlerepaired: whereismystrawberrytart: hikingnerd: timelordpillbug: follovved: amerlcanapparel: when she says she doesn’t send nudes when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes when
goldenwebs: tip for 6 year olds: dont do TOO well in elementary school, your parents will expect those 5 years of grades for the majority of your school life
ouyangdan: yassmines: chessys: 2ad: Life really isn’t what I expected it to be less quicksand almost no quicksand to be honest
spaceyam: yassmines: chessys: 2ad: Life really isn’t what I expected it to be less quicksand almost no quicksand to be honest lots of metaphorical quicksand tho
sugarfishh: I think its dumb that adults tell young people that they’re too young to know their sexuality and that ‘its just a phase’ but they expect them to know their education, career and life plans already
thegingerbalrog: my-fandom-life: dismantlerepaired: whereismystrawberrytart: hikingnerd: timelordpillbug: follovved: amerlcanapparel: when she says she doesn’t send nudes when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes when someone
You cant expect to have a name like lolis are life and not get blocked lolGet outta here with that ò ^ ó
unclefather: my grandma: do you have a special someone in your life yet? when can i expect great grandchildren? me:
hawkeyedriza: i can’t even control my hair and people expect me to control my life
naughtyfuckdolls: stevenp1: takeitandloveit: whitedomdaddy: Maria wanted that green card really badly so she married the rough edged Gringo. She did not expect to be his anal bitch for the rest of her spic life. Don’t worry, once you’re nice and
100% sure im ugly as hell and yet I still expect to be in a relationship with a hot person currently my life
mindcrankismycommander: mega-madridista-4-life: I’m sorry but I had to you 105% expect it and it’s still as good as you imagined
attractedtoyourintellect: bbwlove-2020: likefat1: Mmmmm I bet you weren’t expecting her! #bbw #ebony #curvy www.likefat.com Gorgeous, amazing, perfect, two thumbs up,Yourrr Gr.r.reat! Lol thanks!Smh @ likefat1….get yo fuckin life!
reblogger-ocelot: ask-midnight-whisper: ultrafacts: Want More facts? Follow the Ultrafacts Blog (Source) bill gates, a real life hero “mr gates how do you expect the world to deal with the rampant disease-carrying mosquito issue” “idfk shoot
nottonightgypsy: daftedly: snoulers: poopyjenkins: I was not expecting that I’m so done Where has this gif been my whole life? This is the best gif on tumblr..
stannisbaratheon:Oh, I don’t expect you to understand. You’re happy. You have a true, good life, and you’re free. Free and safe. Safe… I don’t even know what that is anymore. Ruth Negga as Clare BellewPassing (2021, Rebecca Hall)
voyage-and-abode: Soooo, here is to being a rubbish blogger and leaving you all for weeks! Sorry about that… I shall try to post more often, life has just been so hectic, but I suppose that is part of living in a city - you have to expect it. Although
shenanimation: There won’t be a comic update tonight, but here’s a preview of a portion of my contribution to the klkzine Colours and lineart aren’t final yet, and expect even more life fiber dudes for the finished piece! slbtumblng brah~ ;3
eyzmaster: Steven Universe - Dr. Priyanka Maheswaran 14 by theEyZmaster I never knew I needed this so much in my life…!Why did I stop my costume swaps with her? I was bound to come up with this at one point or another…Expect MOAR since I really,
fuckingfitta: tearmeapartfromtheinside-out: itsrissyybitchh: nottonightgypsy: daftedly: snoulers: poopyjenkins: I was not expecting that I’m so done Where has this gif been my whole life? This is the best gif on tumblr.. Omg omg omg HAHA
inhonoredglory: Hiccup+smiling This post. Is literally killing me. I hadn’t expected how much I’d just dig Hiccup in the sequel, the first thing I wanted to do was just WATCH him again, the way he moved, the LIFE in the way he moved, the distinctive
helioscentrifuge: foxnewsofficial: i think maybe teenagers are so unhappy because the naive expectations they developed over a carefree childhood are now being relentlessly crushed and they’re slowly realizing life isn’t going to be so easy and
If a man expects a woman to be an angel in his life, he must first create heaven for her…angels don't live in hell.
dsozzy: RedMenace delivered. New nose aside, I Iove Claire. I expect to use this one for a long, long time. Also, it’ll be longer waits since life’s going to get busy once more.GfycatPomf
ozzysfm: You know you want it. Commissioned for this month. Patreon support here if you are compelled by the animation. This is probably my last animation for this month, I’m not totally sure. Things are developing in my persona life as I expected.
eros-muse: I never expected to run into my history teacher in the club. I mean I know he’s young and all that but that’s just not something that you really think about, you know? Like a teacher having a life outside of school, especially being at
I dont think ive ever catcalled a girl in my life. If i saw a girl and was interested id just go talk to her. shes piqued my interest not the other way around, why would i expect her to come to me.
knifeandlighter:Dan, everything disappoints and bores me, what do I do? welcome to how I felt 6-7 years ago my dudeI don’t know, I’m just drifting through life at this point, I have no useful advice to give youmaybe set your expectations lower? Fuck
curvynerdywordy: My body continues to change. I’m honestly still not sure how I feel about it. It isn’t what I expected. But I know I feel good and my clothes fit well. I know I have tons of energy to face whatever life throws at me. I also know
igooutwithabang: when I commit to a person, I FUCKING COMMIT. if their depression, anxiety or life comes knocking, you bet your ass i’m at the door with a double sided axe waiting for a good fight. you cant expect people, to always be happy, even
slice-of-life-twilight: Dee: Well, that’s it, Twilight. Trick-or-treat hours are over in our neck of the woods. Twilight: I didn’t expect us to get so many visitors! We played a little trick, gave out lots of treats—we should definitely do this
theblueboxonbakerstreet: curiousgeorgiana: theladyofthorns: #a man is regretting giving the power of life and death to a vengeful 11-year old #a man should have expected this to go badly #a man did not think this through #a man looks at his
ittybittyowlkitty: theharbingersdiary: Real life moon wand. Built by myself using brass, redgum, amethyst, and other assorted gemstones. A dirtied craftsman that you would expect to create something like hand craved chairs making a sailor moon wand makes
agirlsguidetoinferiority: If this is even slightly more pleasing to your man than the regular way is, you’d better work your ass off perfecting it. You were born with a cunt, and that means a life of torture and hardship. The most you can ever expect
pleasuretorture: She had never truly expected the spell to work, to summon a demon to do her bidding, though it seemed worth just at least trying it if there was a chance of being in possession of power that would make her life so much easier and richer.
Yesterday, I had virtual-narrative sex with one of my friends of Mexico. Good lord…. It was the most intense and sexiest experience of my life. In one year I’m going to meet him.I think I’ll will die from expectation.
rosetylecr: nescafes: my entire life is me dropping things and whispering ‘fuck’ like objects, dreams, expectations, opportunities and relationships
When you rock back in your chair farther than expected and your life flashes before your eyes
mjalti: me: it’s not realistic to expect the type of love depicted in movies and stories, they function on an idealized notion of love that has a quick deus ex machina for situations that would require entire lifetimes to solve in real life me, when
lisas-dirty-secrets: When I was 31 I started going to church all the time. I figured it could help me get over my divorce and help me restart my life… Boy did it… In ways that I never expected… I was invited to go to a birthday party at a wave
my-fandom-life: dismantlerepaired: whereismystrawberrytart: hikingnerd: timelordpillbug: follovved: amerlcanapparel: when she says she doesn’t send nudes when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes when someone asks you about your
saffronic:mewtwo being curious about life and expecting birdies
sheisawantedman:I finally scanned in that Jimmy I was working on a while back! The tracksuit look this season gave me LIFE. I loved seeing Baby Saul. This season completely exceeded my expectations and I can’t wait to see where it goes (or maybe I can…)
jakefromstate-farm: when you prove the teacher wrong i was not expecting to see a picture like that ever in my life