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sickfake: i hate when i accidentally say something about wanting to kill myself over a minor inconvenience really casually in front of neurotypicals bc theyre always like “suicide is not a joke!!1!1!1!” and it’s like????? i’m not kidding????????
clavid: my mom got really mad at me for making a casey anthony joke once and i was like what are you going to do mom KILL ME
Mother just said it was gonna snow this weekend and then april fools like woman I’m done with snow april fools u about to get killed with jokes like that
redante: Dante didn’t care much for those around him, his guard usually only half up since he can handle himself. Then he took notice of a young woman, dressed in vibrant colors && it sorta hurt his eyes. Specs of ruby tend to shift away
stability: funny april fools joke: kill someone. stab them. shoot them. it doesn’t matter. nothing is real
veggietalesyaoi: if tumblrcon was a thing someone would literally get killed there im not even joking
nekophy: ariscastleart: *Wiz Khalifa-See You Again intensifies* don’t kill me, it’s just a joke I do not try to offend anyone either. xd all style and Cross by @jakei95 Dream by @jokublog Palette / @angexci (sorry,u know I love Palette) &
justbadpuns: I had a joke about murder that would’ve really killed but I’m sure you’re all sick to death of those
daydreamingforadele: I’m sad when I see jokes about Adele’s weight really, I don’t want her to be hurt so that hurts me too..People say stuff like this but they should get a life. If I see them in real life, I would kill them.
thatoneleftshoe: “I-I didn’t kill anybody… it was all a joke! R̸͚̫̗͈̒i̴̱̘͛̾̆̀g̷̪̔̊̓͐͌ḩ̵̯͇̏̓ͅt̶͚̫̫͗̊̐̑͜?̶̧̬͔̆”The Colonel William Wilford Warfstach A man now distorted and broken. A man gone insane and
halaalpussy: Please nicki minaj i want you to kill me i am not joking it would be such an honor
venus-urania:what do you mean my constant jokes about killing myself are sad and disturbing
yanderechild:me: haha school’s pretty hard i’ll probably kill myself lol person: don’t joke about suicide!!! it’s a serious issue!!!!! me: [laughing while shaking my head and puts my hand on their shoulder] …..buddy……… pal………….amigo
maimitch: You’re lucky. You’ve fallen in love with your best friend. The person who accepts you at your worst, the person who laughs at your stupid jokes, the person who knows you better than you know yourself. I would kill to spend the rest of my
a-smol-clod: AAAHHHH WORDS CANT DESCRIBE HOW LAPIDOT FILLED CUTE THIS EPISODE WAS
chrstphrmc: pl-typus: God. Fucking. Damn. oh right… just a few notes(WHOEVER KEEPS CHANGIN THE SOURCE I WILL FIND YOU AND KILL YOU) (not joking) hahaa that boy is a nigga ass dragon
twofingerswhiskey: explosive-tardis: twofingerswhiskey: MY BROTHER TOLD ME HIS TEACHER SAID “WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD” IS ACTUALLY A JOKE SAYING THAT PEOPLE WHO WALK INTO TRAFFIC TO KILL THEMSELVES ARE COWARDS THE CHICKEN IS A PERSON
IF THIS IS SOME KIND OF JOKE I WILL FUCKING KILL. PRAYING THIS IS REAL
gotitforcheap: having lots of youtube followers = $$$$$$$$$$$$$$ having lots of tumblr followers = more exposure to angry 16 year olds who tell me to kill myself because I made a joke at the expense of a cartoon they like
wetdrream:subs for legal reasons this is not a joke if ur dom ever says some shit like “safewording will just make it hurt more” fucking kill them
harinef: harinef: i cast a spell on joan rivers after she cracked a derogatory joke about laverne’s personal business on fashion police now she’s in the hospital remember when i killed joan rivers
aaaaa42: someone climbing into a garbage truck as a tumblr joke then the compactor fucking kills them
I told my dog I was going to kill myself as a joke and it started wagging it's tail.
You would not BELIEVE how many daddy jokes we make while playing overwatch, it’s unreal omfg some of my favorites are *gets killed by Soldier 76* “FATHER WHY” “Oh shit THERES A MONKEY THERES A MONKEY THERES A MONK-SAFARI DADDY
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savingthrowvssexy: meowtallica: My boob to butt ratio is a joke. Your flawless beauty is still something others would kill for.
Anonymous asked you: Karkat… with kitty ears? *killed for the Karkitty joke* eheh xD (didn’t draw the horns because they looked weird with the ears)
paulthebukkit: some fool: wokeness is killing humor, only offensive jokes are funny me, an intellectual:
trukindaluv: oh my god, I was just looking around for stuff for my Spinel cosplay to kill time, and I looked up “pink gloves” as a joke because I knew that’d be the easiest part of the cosplay to find.I found this pair for ũ.30 just from clicking
apricotparrotmemes:tlirsgender:The human spine is a joke why do my shoes effect how much my back hurts I’m gonna kill you You can really see the average age of the user base increasing
areu: wow i caught the pairs ice dance on tv, shinji and kaworu are killing it (p.s. - please don’t make yuzuru hanyu as shinji jokes pls, i just thought shinji and kaworu would make a formidable synchronized ice skating couple lmao)
inkskinned:it’s been said before and i’m sure said better than i can phrase it. but really, really - if you like making “i’m going to kill myself” jokes, please try switching to being ironically conceited instead.anytime