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g0966: when u accidently kill the protag on the pacifist route and don’t even have a good excuse for it but still gotta crack a joke to lift up the mood and it ain’t working
westgatepark: soulsoaker: soulsoaker: I don’t blame most of you for not knowing this but the nanking massacre really shouldn’t be reduced to “they did some rapes” as a joke the death estimates range from 30,000 to 300,000 killed and god knows
reinaafricana: hersheywrites: I hate her!!!! Lmaoo.This is the best way to joke about this that I’ve seen. The EBT card KILLS me. 😂😂😂😂
tsunamiwavesurfing: melaboveall: this is one of the guys who killed Alton Sterling tweeted about a week ago. don’t spread this. sam hyde is a comedian, and 4chan trolls made it a long running joke to include him as the/one of the shooters every
r-eal-life:I turn on the TV and Putin is talking about russian prostitutes because of Trump, there’s nothing more important to talk about, nothing more relevant to appear in the news???? People are still being killed in Syria and he’s making jokes
aran-scythien: johnwatsonsbrain: mishasminions: REASONS NOT TO KILL YOURSELF THAT SHOW YOU REALLY LIKE WILL AIR A NEW EPISODE NEXT WEEK Sometimes this is actually the only thing that keeps me alive and im not joking. Sherlock fandom stares, entirely
self-harm-is-no-joke: thevoicesscream: curiosity—killed-the-teenager: The amount of notes this has makes me really happy When I first reblogged this gif, it had 2 notes.
canaydian: you’re under arrest for being so darn cute! haha! just joking we know you killed that man
There's always that one friend who kills the joke.
hocho-ocha: the only way to beat sans in a pacifist run: kill one of his jokes
upgraders: vidakid: upgraders: are there any medium rappers? they’re always big or lil Go outside and jump in front of the fastest car you see coming this person is telling me to kill myself over a joke i made onlineplease work on your personality
veggietalesyaoi: if tumblrcon was a thing someone would literally get killed there im not even joking
Two officers joking on killing black people
eronlovesyaoi:this joke killed me
womptacular: i am honestly so disappointed i expect so much more from tina and amy those north korea jokes were gross, racist, and made light of a regime that is torturing, oppressing, and killing people DAILY north korea isn’t some ~abstract ~old
i-found-you-justine-time:looselipssnkships:maiammitchell:#the greatest threat in tv historyreminder that the joke was originally going to end with sue killing it but then jane asked to have it changed because she’s against animal crueltyjane changing
riz-gukgak: “JUST LIKE OLD TIMES” IM LOSING MY SHIT DID 20-YEAR-OLD KINGSTON AND SLIGHTLY-YOUNGER-IMMORTAL MISTY HAVE A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT GROUP OF WACKY ADVENTURES WITH A COMPLETELY SEPARATE PARTY. IS THIS D20′S BUDAPEST JOKE I WOULD KILL TO
henkeai: This scene I know a lot of us love Levi and his shortness and his poop jokes and being a clean freak, but we seem to forget how much of a scary ass dude he actually is. He just compared himself to a titan shifter that killed so many of his
areu: wow i caught the pairs ice dance on tv, shinji and kaworu are killing it (p.s. - please don’t make yuzuru hanyu as shinji jokes pls, i just thought shinji and kaworu would make a formidable synchronized ice skating couple lmao)
I’m so dizzy right now. No joke. Like I’ve never felt like this before. I feel like I’m about to pass out and it sucks. Kill me now.
unapologeticbicth: it’s the ultimate form of straight privilege to be able to fake being gay as a “joke.” people are harassed and killed for being themselves. pretending to come out is harmful and blatantly disrespectful of all of the people who
radicalcatgirlanarchy:poshhyena:tiktoks-for-tired-tots:I thought this was going to be another played out joke but this killed meTURN ON THE SOUND HOLY FUCKING SHIT
meganmachine: Date a man who cooks. Date a man who dances. Date a man who appreciates fine art. Date man who tells jokes. Date a man who throws dinner parties. Date a man who kills the rude. Date a man who can drive a knife thru a cutting board. Date
ixnay-on-the-oddk: you-mirin-tho: ixnay-on-the-oddk: you-mirin-tho: ixnay-on-the-oddk: I may not be very funny but at least I don’t make pussy jokes about cats i want to fuck you once i get the chance And posting this killed any chance there
kittenofdarkness: I know I always make jokes about taking massive cocks, but I think her cock would kill me, let alone the thing she is taking herself. MapleMoon
firelordzuko: firelordzuko: good thing there’s no cats on mars see the joke is that curiosity killed the cat
kanyewestevil: you could go back in time and kill Hitler as a baby but then the jokes on you because no one will know he was evil and you will be a time traveling baby murderer???
actualcanadianfemmesherlock: DON’T FUCKING TELL ME NATASHA IS COLD AND HEARTLESS. Remember how he jokingly threatened her and got a powerfully afraid reaction? Then remember when he cornered and almost killed her as the Hulk? This man lives under
Once you try to kill yourself, your life is changed forever. You can’t seem to function properly, and even on the years to come when someone mentions suicide near you you flinch a bit. You take suicide jokes as a mockery of your pain and you take
zackattacx: annamariexoxo: and this would be me: LMFAO. i would kill myself walking down those, not even joking. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA? THIS IS MADNESS.
osamabinlatte: once upon a time there was a boy named tumblr one day he was crying and his mother asked him what was wrong “i killed them,” he whispered his mother, concerned, carefully asked, “who?” “all the good jokes…”
theknottyknitter: supershpadoinklewho: Can we take this moment to remember that all jokes aside Gabriel is fucking BADASS and could snap his fingers and kill the boys. But he doesn’t. CHUCK YES. He is a bamf that won’t take shit from anyone.
vikakomova: black person: please stop joking about police dogs being the only good cops. they are used to intimidate, attack, maim, and help kill us. many black people now have entirely understandable phobias of dogs. tumblr: yeah but the dogs don’t
jarulest: women: *are killed, beaten, raped, and put down constantly for hundreds of years just for being women* woman who is also a feminist: *cracks a joke about men on the internet* men: ”see this is the problem with feminism it promotes hate speech
gotitforcheap: having lots of youtube followers = $$$$$$$$$$$$$$ having lots of tumblr followers = more exposure to angry 16 year olds who tell me to kill myself because I made a joke at the expense of a cartoon they like
br–0k–3n: life-is-a-very-big-joke: - If you’re reading this, please don’t kill yourself. I love you & I care.
skinnylander: skinnylander: can someone talk to me or i will kill myself from boredom im not joking
thortiddies:when the revolution comes and we start killing rapists and pedophiles like we should’ve been doing the whole time, any of you excusing their actions or making jokes about what they did are getting the knife too remember that
owning-my-truth: When did people ever make jokes about Columbine or any other time when white lives are in jeopardy? A big “Fuck you” to all of you that find Ebola that’s killing Africans to be “funny” and a convenient punch line in your sordid
timmiecat: #Putin, as do most real leaders, fight by different rules than #Obama whose #ROE are a joke & getting soldiers killed I agree timmiecat. He’s a SORRY A$!ed president, with a small p. I was in Afghanistan in 2013, I didn’t
dicksandgraysons: what if hannibal kills 2 people named rose and mary and has a dinner party thing and when someone compliments his food and asks for his secret he just says “rosemary" and smirks to congratulate himself on another inside joke
little-miss-kill-me: “Don’t ever put your girl in a situation where she’s looked at as a joke or got other females looking at her like “if she only knew”” — @thesexualquotes (via thesexualquotes)
suicideisthesolution:I thought I became stronger the last past months.What a joke. Here I am still wanting to kill myself.-V. J.
inkskinned:a sibling relationship is just “i love you beyond my own life but i’ll never say it” plus “i’ll kill you over a stolen shirt don’t even fucking test me” plus “inside jokes and secret language” plus “i literally do not
awkwardvagina: never make a joke on the internet you will recieve 40+ messages telling you to kill yourself within 10 minutes
rappsrats: Regardless of how you feel about other people’s pets, whether they’re rats or snakes or spiders or lizards or whatever else, don’t be a dick. Do not make jokes about killing them, do not comment on how disgusting they are and do not
kushandwizdom: carefreeblackho: When a black boy that used to degrade black women and make colorist jokes about us on Twitter gets killed by police FAAAK
caramelcheese: endlessnightarts: BUT DOES RUNNING WATER KILL THEM OR NOT??! #I can’t believe this is a real scene#it reads like one of those Incorrect Quotes things as a joke#except it’s real
sickfake: i hate when i accidentally say something about wanting to kill myself over a minor inconvenience really casually in front of neurotypicals bc theyre always like “suicide is not a joke!!1!1!1!” and it’s like????? i’m not kidding????????
fr4ppucino: Lmaoo I’m done with these damn chemistry jokes. They’re killing me.
yanderechild: me: haha school’s pretty hard i’ll probably kill myself lolperson: don’t joke about suicide!!! it’s a serious issue!!!!!me: [laughing while shaking my head and puts my hand on their shoulder] …..buddy……… pal………….amigo