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ghostclvb: the delivery of this joke makes it 50 times better like you have to actually hear it it will kill you
paulthebukkit: some fool: wokeness is killing humor, only offensive jokes are funny me, an intellectual: well just hold on a second
eronlovesyaoi: this joke killed me
hogwartshousefriends: Gryffindor: Thanks for the nachos. Hufflepuff: We went to great lengths to get those nachos for you. Gryffindor: *joking* Did you kill a man? Slytherin: *with a far away look on their face* Yes. Gryffindor: …good?
dykonomics: lezzyharpy: biff-donderglutes: KILL just a heads up the person who made this comment is not actually a landlord, works a part time retail job, and left this comment in that group as a joke
caramelcheese: endlessnightarts: BUT DOES RUNNING WATER KILL THEM OR NOT??! #I can’t believe this is a real scene#it reads like one of those Incorrect Quotes things as a joke#except it’s real
jarulest: women: *are killed, beaten, raped, and put down constantly for hundreds of years just for being women* woman who is also a feminist: *cracks a joke about men on the internet* men: ”see this is the problem with feminism it promotes hate speech
gotitforcheap: having lots of youtube followers = $$$$$$$$$$$$$$ having lots of tumblr followers = more exposure to angry 16 year olds who tell me to kill myself because I made a joke at the expense of a cartoon they like
professorplaid: angryinkeddrunk: lukeslutwalker: when i say “kill all men” i am only like 20% joking Thanks for letting people know to stay away from your insane, sexist ass. 80% genocidal still qualifies you as fucking insane. Thanks for refusing
jack–mcnally: This is a joke about how Stalin died. Stalin had a stroke in the morning, he couldn’t get out of bed. His goons were too afraid to wake him up because they would either get yelled at or killed. No one went into Stalin’s room after
hocho-ocha: the only way to beat sans in a pacifist run: kill one of his jokes
vikakomova: black person: please stop joking about police dogs being the only good cops. they are used to intimidate, attack, maim, and help kill us. many black people now have entirely understandable phobias of dogs. tumblr: yeah but the dogs don’t
i-found-you-justine-time:looselipssnkships:maiammitchell:#the greatest threat in tv historyreminder that the joke was originally going to end with sue killing it but then jane asked to have it changed because she’s against animal crueltyjane changing
reinaafricana: hersheywrites: I hate her!!!! Lmaoo.This is the best way to joke about this that I’ve seen. The EBT card KILLS me. 😂😂😂😂
mintycoolnessisrelevant: gemini–king: weavemama: you know misogyny is real and alive when men start making jokes about KILLING women for not wearing makeup. Why would you even say something like that… jesus fuck
teithepony: tsyolin-sounds: whitetail-music: railyx: theblackparrot: williamcafox: oddbagel: dicksploiter: bobnintendo: the-batlord: Just fucking kill me, youtube. it fucking works holy shit you have got to be joking DISSAPOINTED. ALSO REALLY
ambris: kkatkkrap: professorjkami: youwishyouhadmyprettyass: southern-slayed: nevaehtyler: Well I guess that’s much better than killing innocent Black people, but why on earth are they not doing their job?! Biittch are you joking? We aint paying
gynocraticgrrl: sephirajo: [A vertically formatted two panel comic-strip of Wonder Woman looking at a less muscular, more cleavage-baring poster of herself that she comments about by saying: “Fucking Photoshop!”] there was a joke here…i killed
jaytaro: my barber got stabbed and killed by my old barber this is crazy haircuts ain’t a fucking joke. i switch barbers there will be hell to pay.
sickfake: i hate when i accidentally say something about wanting to kill myself over a minor inconvenience really casually in front of neurotypicals bc theyre always like “suicide is not a joke!!1!1!1!” and it’s like????? i’m not kidding????????
ask-poison-joke: Sapphire : ~~~~~~~~~♥♥♥ <<Prev Next>> Mod : I’ll kill you all with the cuteneeeeeeeessssss MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!! D’awww <3
nellachronism: publius-esquire: Break all the twenties, keep all the tens I feel this on a deep, spiritual level.
swantaire: at least i think im funny
rrobco: quests → the legend of the star / a valuable lesson I guess this is it. Not much air left now. Minutes, maybe. And this is what I have to show for it. I guess the joke’s [..] on me. Probably shouldn’t have killed…all those people.
gemini–king: weavemama: you know misogyny is real and alive when men start making jokes about KILLING women for not wearing makeup. Why would you even say something like that…
eronlovesyaoi:this joke killed me
apricotparrotmemes:tlirsgender:The human spine is a joke why do my shoes effect how much my back hurts I’m gonna kill you You can really see the average age of the user base increasing
veggietalesyaoi: if tumblrcon was a thing someone would literally get killed there im not even joking
aerwindale: Vareuril, a filthy vampire Dunmer! Jokes aside, I gently love this character, so even my distrust towards supernaturals can’t kill this love. I enjoyed painting this one a lot.
ikolism: hannibal kills and cooks a clown. halfway through dinner, he looks up, says “does this steak taste funny to you” he smirks. nobody gets the joke.
sneakyfeets: microth0ng: nintooner: team aqua is amazing Team magma is so scary like they threaten to kill you no joke maxie told me he’d bury me with his own hands team aqua’s plan is the most ridiculous of the two like they just wanna surf
This joke is gonna kill someone
I like how Greg’s reaction to an owl responding to him after he jokingly spoke to it was to continue the conversation and then chase after it after it had threatened to kill him
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g0966: when u accidently kill the protag on the pacifist route and don’t even have a good excuse for it but still gotta crack a joke to lift up the mood and it ain’t working
hashtagdion: theproblematicblogger: The harambe jokes are as dead as harambe. You somehow managed to kill that ape twice I hope you all are happy. dicks out for dicks out for harambe
fyxefox: Whorses can enjoy summer too~ (She would kill me for that joke)
things-buppy-likes:Literally not even joking but I’d fucking die for thick thighs, wrap those bastards around me and just.. kill me, go to town!
firelordzuko: firelordzuko: good thing there’s no cats on mars see the joke is that curiosity killed the cat
hogwarts-facebook: MY PARENTS ARE COMING HOME IN HALF AN HOUR AND I DECIDED TO PLAY A PRANK ON THEM THEY ALWAYS JOKE WHEN THEY LEAVE ME HOME ALONE “MAKE SURE YOU DONT KILL ANYONE” AND WALK AWAY LIKE ITS REALLY FUNNY WELL ITS MY TURN TO BE FUNNY
hipsty00: on april fool’s day, you really shouldn’t: post screamers make a fake suicide note tell people to kill/cut/hurt themselves and then call it a joke spread viruses through posts
mandojerk: caramelcheese: endlessnightarts: BUT DOES RUNNING WATER KILL THEM OR NOT??! #I can’t believe this is a real scene#it reads like one of those Incorrect Quotes things as a joke#except it’s real This show is a fucking gift
saddestbpd: Me: *reckless behavior, treats my health like a joke, laughs about killing myself* Someone: Hey that’s Really Not Funny and I’m Worried About You Me: I came out to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now
tealeavesdogears: Steven Moffat Doesn’t Understand Grief, and It’s Killing Doctor Who There’s a popular joke I’ve seen floating around on Tumblr for a while now. It goes like this: “Joss Whedon, Steven Moffat and George R.R. Martin walk into
microth0ng: nintooner: team aqua is amazing Team magma is so scary like they threaten to kill you no joke maxie told me he’d bury me with his own hands
too-precious-for-this-w0rld: jaredthegiantmoose: #i love this so much #because it’s something only Cas understands #and Dean knows that and it’s why he says it #private jokes~ the continuity of this show will sometime kill me I swear bonus:
girlswholikegirlz: girlswholikegirlz: Never wanted to kill myself so much. I am actually the biggest piece of shit. My life is the biggest joke.
Two officers joking on killing black people
2spookytomhiddles: johnwatsonsbrain: mishasminions: REASONS NOT TO KILL YOURSELF THAT SHOW YOU REALLY LIKE WILL AIR A NEW EPISODE NEXT WEEK Sometimes this is actually the only thing that keeps me alive and im not joking. People make fun of me and
froggheadd:sokka why is ur type people who are out of your league and could kill you??(this is a joke. theyre not out of sokkas league, no nsfw tags/reblogs please❤️, reblogs>likes, click for quality, dm about commissions!)
bamboosplinters: My boyfriend Dave did standup at this event called The Bomb Shelter—he does jokes about public radio and coming out. He really killed! These are just of few of the pics from the video, click on the link if any of you are interested
canaydian: you’re under arrest for being so darn cute! haha! just joking we know you killed that man
wonder-meathead: cyberphuk: good job, you literally just killed your flytrap for a joke. THE MOUTH ONLY WORKS ONCE DIPSHIT this would’ve been hilarious if not for that fact
whateveryourfantasyis: facelesskinkyblackguyblog: bucketlist4sex: I wish you could buy nothing but porn bloopers! Joking, laughing, screwing around…That’s REAL sex!!! ~ Bucketlist4Sex Is that Gordon Ramsey? lol omg What a total buzz kill!
![gynocraticgrrl: sephirajo: [A vertically formatted two panel comic-strip of Wonder Woman looking at a less muscular, more cleavage-baring poster of herself that she comments about by saying: “Fucking Photoshop!”] there was a joke here…i killed](https://64.media.tumblr.com/088ea2d9af9013ab69caf90e1ab34d00/tumblr_myktchzPyJ1resp1io1_250.jpg)
![rrobco: quests → the legend of the star / a valuable lesson I guess this is it. Not much air left now. Minutes, maybe. And this is what I have to show for it. I guess the joke’s [..] on me. Probably shouldn’t have killed…all those people.](https://64.media.tumblr.com/89fabfda2da18498e4b6b14c0dd85ad3/tumblr_ow3t0pyz7x1wr1ncbo1_r1_250.png)
