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alexanderlightworm: So there’s a blind kid in my class, and today we were having really bad thunderstorms in our area. All of the sudden there’s a huge crack of thunder and all the lights go out. Some girl screamed “Oh my god i can’t see anything!”
gayinsect: i luv kids they are so much funner to talk to than adults. i asked a toddler today whats up and he said “ten” with such conviction i really did believe it was an adequate response to my question for a second
imaginefallout: IN CLASS TODAY THIS KID GOT IN TROUBLE FOR READING WHILE THE TEACHER WAS LECTURING SO THE TEACHER TOOK HIS BOOK AND WHEN THE TEACHER TURNED AROUND HE PULLED OUT ANOTHER COPY OF THE SAME FUCKING BOOK
myloveisdrivenbyrage:Today at Easter dinner, one of my dad’s friends, who I haven’t seen since I was a kid, came up behind me while we were taking pictures and pinched my butt. So I turned to him and said quietly (because I didn’t feel like making
angry-intp: Me as a kid: ‘’ Hell yeah this is the first time I made it through an all-nighter!’’ Me today:
kindergarten2002: apparently nickelodeon participated in the national walkout today there’s something bittersweet about nickelodeon supporting the same kids that they have entertained and helped make memories for over the years❤️
salty-french-fry: brandnewatari2600: you can only reblog this today Golden rule of thumb for art kids: reblogging Bob Ross will bless you latest work
shiftythrifting:briarpatch-kids:ALTALTALTALTALTBack to class and back on my bullshit! (they/them please ♥️) Hat is homemade, Big Chungus Shirt is by Shifty Thrifting, Queercrip patches are by Rebirth Garments, buttons by my talented sister. Today’s
et-libitum: a kid at work asked for some “swag pants” today. i stood there silent for about 5 seconds because i didn’t know wat to do, it was like time froze and i just couldn’t fathom the situation at hand.
noodlesandbeef: Today I made the long, but rewarding trek to a secret beach.My nudist parents took me here a few times as a kid. Its was my favourite beach in the world, but I was worried the nostalgia of my childhood had made this beach to be more
mixedgirlsofficial:trebled-negrita-princess:skyliting:raggedick:facingthewaves:Hey kids, your favorite black barista here. So I am the only person of color employed at my specific shop (I live in suburbia and it’s a living hell), and today we had this
negadhi-blog: Alison tweeted that this was her preferred reading position. “Reading,” so that’s what the kids are calling it today.
Hello Mr. Jones. When I was babysitting last week I noticed your calendar showed you would be bringing the kids here today.Did you know I hacked your home security video feed? There was a camera in the room where you “paid” me for my work.How about
How kids dance today...
beyoncebeytwice: today in biology this kid who always asks really stupid questions raised his hand and everybody prepared to groan and yell at him for whatever dumb thing he was about to ask but he said “how come fat people aren’t as cute as fat
Yooos I’m so jealous of the kids that have family members/cousins that they’re close to who live near enough that they can do things together with. Because my cousins from both Germany and Canada left my house today and I’m so sad mang
queenn-i-c: sydney-a-belle: illbegotdamn: ronniesnark: Take heed from Venus and Serena’s father…don’t let anyone sow seeds of doubt in your kids. Dude was trying to snatch Venus’ confidence, and her dad was like, “Nah, bruh. Not today.”
no-omo-bro: the aftermath of today’s shopping excursion. no, I’m not kidding. I also run the following blogs: womenpeeinginnaturejustpeeingmypantswomenpeeingindoorswomenpeeingonrockssightpeeingtastefulcumshots
ezriela:crooked-lust:onlyblackgirl:buzzfeed:buzzfeedrewind:Things you once said that would make no sense to today’s kids.Be kind and rewind.“Call me after 9pm when it’s free”.oh my god. My personal fave from my childhood was saying, “Hang up
thespookyblackconservative: ad-hominem-sappies: originalweird: hankvondouche: Coolest thing I’ve seen today. coolest dad 100% dad material That is going to be the coolest kid on the block for years to come.
topographicocean: porko-rosso: bonelesstrizza: maplecup: I feel so sorry for kids on tumblr involved in discourse today, like when i was 13 I used to spend my time on the internet having fun idk like watching anime and playing dress up games and
martymartinloki: kindergarten2002: apparently nickelodeon participated in the national walkout today there’s something bittersweet about nickelodeon supporting the same kids that they have entertained and helped make memories for over the years❤️
silentwalrus1: silentwalrus1: i had a thought today like man, my ancestors would probably not approve very much of me being such an extravagant glutton, but then i was like wtf are u kidding. those dumbasses didn’t live on a fuckin potato ass diet for
pochowek: silentwalrus1: silentwalrus1: i had a thought today like man, my ancestors would probably not approve very much of me being such an extravagant glutton, but then i was like wtf are u kidding. those dumbasses didn’t live on a fuckin potato
dumbass-bitch-disease: theatricaldynamite: tiger-in-the-flightdeck: automaticfave: tippingvelvets: today at work a little kid came in to order their birthday cake and their mom was like “(deep sigh) tell them what you want on your cake” and the
dumbass-bitch-disease: i-was-today-years-old-when: i learned that studies show, kids obsessed with dinosaurs may be better learners (x) Wow I did learn well in the 3rd gradeRYAN O. WHERE ARE YOU
im-in-way-2many-fandoms: macross-82: macross-82: schools reopened in greece today and among other incidents a mother yanked the mask off her son’s face and told him to never wear a mask, a father head-banged a teacher for saying that his kids will
celticknot65: etoiled3mer: mmmfrenchie: geographically-challenged: serein-s: atinybeanchild: icecewbs: taralianne: I think I’ve watched this like 100 times today and I’m still crying This kid is so fucking funny im losing my mind best comedy
givemeunicorns: nappynomad: thoughtsofablackgirl: IN TODAY HAVE A SEAT NEWS!! Elizabeth Lauten, the communications director for a Republican Congressman (Fincher) had this to say about the First Kids on FB. I can’t with this at all -Pierre And
slaying-hoes: prince-everhard: thewastedgeneration: These were front and center at a bookstore I visited today Redefining Girly For Parents of Gay Kids Beyond Pink and Blue just in case you want to check them out I need them all
thelingerieaddict: fuckyeahhayleywilliams: ezriela:crooked-lust:onlyblackgirl:buzzfeed:buzzfeedrewind:Things you once said that would make no sense to today’s kids.Be kind and rewind.“Call me after 9pm when it’s free”.oh my god. My personal
arcaninetails: breakfast for dinner is fun when you’re a kid but when you’re an adult it’s just like “yo i ate lunch at 5 PM today and linear time is functionally meaningless”
royal-high:a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced
embrace-your-inner-lunatic: danaorherdouble: casandkittens: gandalfthesassy: casandkittens: today a kid in my Drama class got detention but he pulled a Monopoly get Out Of Jail free card out of his wallet and my teacher let him out of it how do
x-acastronomy: Me as a kid: ‘’ Hell yeah this is the first time I made it through an all-nighter!’’ Me today:
klefable: i love little kids that share too much information. today a girl came in with her mom to order food and i told her i liked her dress. she said “thanks my mom stole it from target”
sikuzxxx: Happy birthday to the trust-fund kids who turned 30 today! Swipe them on my IG post
h-sleepingirl: Got up today and was like “all the cool kids take self trance selfies” and I tried and they were fucking awful to look at but this video came out a little easier so here were are OK BYE NOW HIDING FOREVER
feistie: A kid was walking around school wearing this today and didn’t receive a single comment from administration. Meanwhile, I was pulled over twice by them to mention how “incredibly short” my bottoms were. Last time I checked, my shorts don’t
luciditydream: rhydonmyhardon: bongfucker: to the people asking me why i want america wiped off the map please we deserve it tbh OK I WAS GONNA BLOG ABOUT THE NEWS STORY ON THE LEFT EARLIER TODAY I’M SO GLAD THIS SHOWED UP ON MY DASH THIS KID WAS
danaorherdouble: casandkittens: gandalfthesassy: casandkittens: today a kid in my Drama class got detention but he pulled a Monopoly get Out Of Jail free card out of his wallet and my teacher let him out of it how do you get detention in drama long
starbuckers: This kid in my class was mad because we had to go to school today so he literally got up and climbed out the window
yuyukami: alexanderlightworm: So there’s a blind kid in my class, and today we were having really bad thunderstorms in our area. All of the sudden there’s a huge crack of thunder and all the lights go out. Some girl screamed “Oh my god i can’t
riquis: booker-real-dewitt: dragonfoxgirl: My 3° grade student came today at the end of the period and gave me this. It’s a Birthday card inviting me to his birthday. I don’t have words for the joy I felt with this gesture. This kid, this little
grantaire-put-that-bottle-down: hey there LGBTQ kids who are also Christian/Jewish! If you feel like you’re disobeying God, questioning your faith, or feel wrong and dirty for loving who you love, there’s this fantastic site I found today called
just-shower-thoughts: In a few generations, kids will be frustratedly trying to remember today’s date for a U.S. history test.
merlionboys: So in my ‘if you don’t already know’ section today, we have our hot boy from SGBuddyFitness in the last few photos you see floating around. And no he’s not injured, just being a cheeky boy and kidding you haha. He’s yet another
avatardsherlockian: killjoysandcastiel: colesun: sheetofsound: ghoulishghosty: also today some kid mentioned the red hot chili peppers and i was like “oh i love that band” and they were like “oh yeah name five songs by them” and i listed
okay so today in government class we were talking about Ferguson and as the only POC in the class, I was taking the more unpopular side of the debate and saying that racist bias was a huge factor in how the case was mishandled and some kid looked me dead
neepetaleijoon: today a kid charged his i phone in the projector outlet
team-flare-grunt: penspride: I was walking home today from my friend’s house and I walked past a house and this dog just stuck his head underneath the fence. hey kid wanna buy some drugs
constantly-annoyedperson: this kid that sits next to me in math class said to me today, “you’re my favorite person at this table because u don’t talk to anyone and u just sit there” and I said ” I don’t know how to respond to that” and
pork-chonyal: ‘the kids are not listening to me today’
kuroba101: prince-everhard: thewastedgeneration: These were front and center at a bookstore I visited today Redefining Girly For Parents of Gay Kids Beyond Pink and Blue just in case you want to check them out Sweeeeeet!
