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hyperpregnant: She had said she didn’t want kids, but today she was in one of her moods. She never really remembered the details her own cycle, but I knew she was fertile as sin today and that probably explained her behavior. She came seeking out
pussyselfdestruction: The Greatest Lie Ever Told When you were a kid you had some toys. Some you destroyed and some you still have today. The toys you have today are so much less valuable than the toys you destroyed. Because the toys you destroyed
I was on the train today with a kid that was pretty all right, except for the fact that every time the loudspeaker went on he screeched for five to ten second intervals. I also went to the Museum of Natural History today, so I was surrounded by little
roysyesterdayjam: just-shower-thoughts: In a few generations, kids will be frustratedly trying to remember today’s date for a U.S. history test. Shit, I couldn’t even remember what day it was today when I read this.
mandareeboo: uristmcdorf: Other Kid’s Shows: Today we’re going to learn that housework can be fun! Steven Universe: Today we’re going to learn that idolising our dead parents is unhealthy, because they were complex people who probably did
morehorror: No happy clouds today kids. No, today we paint Vigo, the Scourge of Carpathia.
roseroyalty: Hey if you’re struggling with depression and you did something today, even just stayed alive or woke up today: I’m real fuckin proud of you kid
leeeeverett: today these two kids in my math class were hitting each other with pencils and my teacher glared at them and said “could you try to be a little more mature?” one of them screamed “TAXES” and punched the other kid in the face
hippiebabysitterr: today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more
theblackship: ghost-anus: culler-of-booty: Omfg today at school I was talking to my gay friend and some random kid walked by and called me a fag hag and I didn’t know what to do so I just went up to the kid and hugged him and I was like “it’s
frickerstein: today in american lit a kid fell asleep and my teacher got up and told us to follow him and so we all left the room and he changed the clock so it was like 6pm and like 10 minutes later the kid ran into the hallway with his backpack and
midnight-memories-with-michael: ~ 1 year anniversary of the Sandy Hook Elementary Shootings ~ December 14, 2012 Today we remember all the kids and teachers we lost on 12/14/12. We honor the families who have lost a kid to their family, and we honor
ghost-anus: culler-of-booty: Omfg today at school I was talking to my gay friend and some random kid walked by and called me a fag hag and I didn’t know what to do so I just went up to the kid and hugged him and I was like “it’s okay, once you
scottnikipowers: Thank you Niki…Not only do I have a smoking hot house wife…(and hotwife)…she does house work makes all the meals for the kids and myself does all our errands takes care of our kids and did yard work today then took care of me with
gagasgallery: @ladygaga: Today we rode at SoulCycle Chicago for @btwfoundation We rode for a world where every kids voice matters, and every kids pain is met with compassion. #TheEmotionRevolution
kellsordie:went into the juvenile detention center earlier today in Salt Lake City to talk to the kids. it’s something I’ve been doing lately because I was one of those kids, and people were so quick to write me off as a ‘bad seed’ or ‘hopeless’
unclefather: i love that kids don’t understand the concept of money. i heard a kid at walmart today grab a bag of beef jerky and say “i’m just going to have this” and when his mom said “you can’t just take that” he said “who is going
tvbabie: Kids cartoons in the 90s: Trying to sneak in dirty jokes Kids cartoons today: Trying to sneak in gay characters
etanwa: ravenclaw-starkid-1025: proudblackconservative: So today at church we had a talent show and one of the kids did the talent of telling jokes and he set up a joke “what do you call a duck with fangs” and one of the little kids shouted “A
archiemcphee: Today the Department of Awesome Parenting salutes a dad who helped his kids complete one of the most cutting-edge LEGO projects we’ve ever not seen. Yes, you read that correctly. John Wray and his two kids spent the weekend painstakingly
kokoro4kakashi: tiedyeftw: Kakashi is watching you I love that Kid Kakashi knew where kid Obito lived. Like, he musta picked him up there a lot… ‘no way is he gonna be late today, i’mma fetch him myself’
culler-of-booty: Omfg today at school I was talking to my gay friend and some random kid walked by and called me a fag hag and I didn’t know what to do so I just went up to the kid and hugged him and I was like “it’s okay, once you come out you
niggaimdeadass: when i have kids imma fuck with them even when nothing happened imma act like they in trouble ask them shit like “why the teacher called me today?” “what kid were you harassing? don’t lie!” then imma watch that nigga
tyrantisterror: Conservatives yap and yap all the time about how kids don’t understand “woke” culture, but today the school age kids at the daycare had a field trip to a park and saw a really weird swing, and one immediately said “that’s
beardqueer: shaelaaab: princessfailureee: just-shower-thoughts: Today is the last day of 2017. Everyone born in the 1990’s are now adults, there are no more 90’s kids. this was painful to read :( Wow now the true “only 90s kids remember”
