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imjeffim42: Bf put me in diapers again today. Says I act like a kid so treated like a kid. Lol. ASK ME ANYTHING. REBLOG PLEASE - HELP ME GET FOLLOWERS :) CLICK HERE FOR BLOG AND MY SELF PICS: Love the hairy stomach and diaper, man.
cfnmslave1966: do a good job brothers and I may give you your clothes back today Having one girl and 2 guys as kids probably means the girl gets super pampered. 2 girls and one guy as kids means the guy is pretty screwed.
archiemcphee: Today the Department of Awesome Parenting salutes a dad who helped his kids complete one of the most cutting-edge LEGO projects we’ve ever not seen. Yes, you read that correctly. John Wray and his two kids spent the weekend painstakingly
fortzancudo: 23andmemes: fortzancudo: GOD today i served a family of 3 and the dad was like “i’ll have a cappuccino” and the kid, a girl of about 11, was like “PLEASE.” and he was like “uh yeah. please” and the kid goes “well you’re
GOOD GODI’M NOT KIDDINGMY MOM HAD THIS WHEN I WAS A KID!I lied to the other kids and said square chickens laid these eggs! She still has it! But the best part…We were talking about this earlier today and when I went on Pleated Jeans (a site I
artgirllullaby: roskiiart: blackjosuke: trilllizard420: robomythos: lizardmusic: This was in the kids activities section of the newspaper today and i want to stab somebody Oh no a kid drew Cuphead and got into the local paper which probably made
thattinycookiemonster: happynewfears: pastweeks: feministfangirl: memorian: Little kids recreating “Honor to Us All”. It is the cutest thing you’ll see today! THEY DO THE GRANDMA! if you need a pick me up today, this will do it. these kids
lindsaylohomo: oh my god so i was at the store today and there was a younger blind guy with his sister or cousin or something and i was walking behind him by a little kid and his mom and the little kid was like “mommy why is he walking with a stick?”
ghost-anus: culler-of-booty: Omfg today at school I was talking to my gay friend and some random kid walked by and called me a fag hag and I didn’t know what to do so I just went up to the kid and hugged him and I was like “it’s okay, once you
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etanwa: ravenclaw-starkid-1025: proudblackconservative: So today at church we had a talent show and one of the kids did the talent of telling jokes and he set up a joke “what do you call a duck with fangs” and one of the little kids shouted “A
pastweeks: feministfangirl: memorian: Little kids recreating “Honor to Us All”. It is the cutest thing you’ll see today! THEY DO THE GRANDMA! if you need a pick me up today, this will do it. these kids are so good! i have never seen such great
frickerstein: today in american lit a kid fell asleep and my teacher got up and told us to follow him and so we all left the room and he changed the clock so it was like 6pm and like 10 minutes later the kid ran into the hallway with his backpack and
vivalafaerie replied to your post: I was on the train today with a kid that was… New York or DC? New York! The kid in question was on the train with me getting back to New Brunswick. I SAW SO MANY TAXIDERMY ANTLERED ANIMALS TODAY.
reversingyourpolarity replied to your post: Today on “support your lo… I’ve gut punched some kid in my local comic store for trying to rip off some Thor books. The kid has a five-year ban and I got my reserved box covered for the same. People
Today I noticed that one of my kids was doodling on a Post-It note during class. I looked over and realized she was writing “DURKA DURK” in fancy font. When I asked her why she was doing it, she just said “I was planning on dropping
today a kid asked me how christopher columbus was able to eat with wooden teeth. definitely speaks volumes about the handling of social studies curriculum in us schools.
I did my first sub position today and BOY OH BOY I thought writing fic in the back while the kids watched a movie was a good idea. WRONG. Because as I was writing out ideas for what Joseph could wear for her birthday dinner a kid appeared next to
I laced into a kid for using transphobic language today while I was subbing! don’t mess with me I will find your name and make sure your teacher never forgets that you were an asshole! (Also wtf so many kids willingly give their name even though they
today I laced into one of my students for being an ableist fuckwad, but I decided to not engage when I heard a kid call someone a “dildong” in the hall. I pick my battles, ok?
Today a kid asked me, “So if you’re a history teacher, who was the 23rd president?” I grumbled, “I’m not a US history teacher.” He nodded and said, “You know what? That makes sense.” Internally I was
a parent emailed me to let me know that her kid keeps coming home and talking to her about current events, inspired by our class discussions about police brutality, baltimore, and nepal.today I brought up transness and my kid who I’ve been convinced
thexfiles: today some kid in my history class said “wasn’t the gay rights movement festering before the 1960s” and my history teacher was like “…that’s probably not the right word to use” and this kid turned around and said “sorry katie”
automaticfave: tippingvelvets: today at work a little kid came in to order their birthday cake and their mom was like “(deep sigh) tell them what you want on your cake” and the kid was like “ELSA” and the mom was like “(deeper sigh) and?”
olibavee:apparently the kids at summer camp are obsessed with playing an irl version of Among Us and today i helped scheme with the other interns and counselors to come up with a list of “tasks” for the kids to do, which is really just chores to be
robert-downey-jesus: I SERVED A KID DRESSED AS IRON MAN TODAY AND I ASKED HIM WHAT HIS NAME WAS AND HE SAID IT WAS TONY AND HIS MUM SHOOK HER HEAD AND WAS LIKE NO HIS NAME IS JESSE AND I LOOKED BACK AT THE KID TO GIVE HIM HIS CHANGE AND SAID ‘HAVE
leeeeverett: today these two kids in my math class were hitting each other with pencils and my teacher glared at them and said “could you try to be a little more mature?” one of them screamed “TAXES” and punched the other kid in the face
hippiebabysitterr: today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more
Today at work I asked one of the kids what her favourite colour was and she said:
pinalinet: If a relationship like this had been on tv when I was a kid I might not have spent 10 years convinced I was a broken straight person Thank you SU for helping save today’s queer kids from that fate :) Amazing how far things have come in the
Today, my 11 year old nephew came home from school crying. Apparently, he said he liked boys and several kids called him a faggot. I tried to comfort him, saying he was no such thing. And you know what he said? “I’m not crying for me. They just called
Today I was driving by this school and just as a sped past it, the kids accidentally kicked their ball over the fence. They all ran over and started reaching their arms through the chainlink fence like they could grab it, even though it was across the
sincerelyafrica: Little kids have no filter wtfSo I volunteer at an after school daycare and today I saw one of the first grade kids looking off another kids homework paper. I go to the little boy and I’m like, “keep your eyes on your own paper,
Today i was ready to take care of my wife and take our kid to the pool but now I’m having major anxiety attack. Feeling like a shitty mother and wife. Argh
tippingvelvets: today at work a little kid came in to order their birthday cake and their mom was like “(deep sigh) tell them what you want on your cake” and the kid was like “ELSA” and the mom was like “(deeper sigh) and?” and the kid was
Today on the bus this kid that looked like j cole was eyeing me hard and I was so fucking uncomfortable
Today in "how do I work with kids"
Today 11,012 kids were born in the U.S.
Today in last hour this kid told me something and I just kind of “oh .. okay” And I felt my heart run empty and tears fill the brim of my eyes. I don’t even understand why I felt so upset. I presume Id realized the reality of situation
kid-achilles: klawsofwakanda: Eight years ago today, Shuri, the former queen of Wakanda, met with former U.S. president Barack Obama. Iconic
Kids getting presents today:
Today, I fucked up... by hadoukening a ketchup packet at a random kid
today in media class this weird kid who’s really fucking weird couldnt get a button on my computer to work so he was like you can probably do it, you have magic hands. BUT WHY.
today in history class my teacher asked what’s the name of the terrorist group that is responsible for 9/11 and the kid she picked to answer said alpaca. alpaca.
Today’s kids will never know.
Today my dad and I went out for dessert and the waitress thought I was like 12 and before we could correct her she gave me a free sundae because it was kid’s day, sometimes it’s not so bad looking like a baby
Today was the first time that I was feeling overwhelmed and scared, and I felt like a little kid and I just wanted to cry because I wasn’t sure what else to do. I mean it’s kind of weird because I don’t have a little space but I think when I’m
kruel-kid: tinkyhuevos: kruel-kid: I feel so happy today! peace. love. to you all. you are all amazing and are loved. And today you’re just dick thirsty lmao Holla!
